How many Hazmat deliveries before I'm on some watch list?

[Samuel Whittemore]

How many Hazmat deliveries before I'm on some watch list -- because seeing the writing on the wall.... + being a powder ho... this past month I've been snapping up all the 8 pounders of Ramshot Magnum powder I can get.... actually found some H1000 and got some 7977 coming too. That said I think I have the 4th delivery this month coming next week from Midsouth Shooters Supply.

PS Dear Mr. FBI guy reading this: I am not a crazy fuck. The crazy fuckers are all in Portland and frequent shit sites like Huffers Post and Democretins Underground. I'm as sane as a sober church mouse.

 

[sea2summit]

Probably the first time you clicked on a fuel separator and checked out what was happening on the hide in a single week.

 

[NCHillbilly]

If you have filled out a form 4473, voted republican, been to a trump rally, visited the hide, bought any gun related merch with a credit card, yeah, you're already on a list. Get used to it. Buy till you can't buy anymore. The man knows who you are and where you live.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If you have to ask...

 

[Howland]

It is too late. Since you are already on the list, go at throttle up.

 

[Spdy]

You didn’t order in your wife’s name?

 

[redbullitt]

Lol which list? I'm sure you're catagorized and spreadsheeted very well for even asking here.

 

[The D]

Hate to break it to you but, you’re already on most of the lists. Although buying a ton of powder may move you up the depth chart some

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Probably the first time you clicked on a fuel separator and checked out what was happening on the hide in a single week.

I fucking got ads for fuel filters on my email window...

Baffled the shit outta me for sure.

Not today Mr. ATF Man...

 

[Mwalex]

That’s funny. You think hazmat deliveries get you on a list. Silly rabbit, they get you moved up the list.

 

[Ccochrane338]

We’re all on the right lists in here I’d like to think. It’s the politicians/criminals/libturds on the list that keeps them 500 feet away from a playground, schools, voting booths and 4473’s you’ve got to worry about. If Mr ATF or Mr FBI is worth his salt he’s on our lists too.

 

[Lunchbox27]

Come watch me all you want! I’ll be the guy with my dick rubbing against my living room window as you figure out how to approach my home.

 

[powdahound76]

You didn’t order in your wife’s name?

Ummmm. Did you see the OP’s handle?
Kinda think he dont have a wife.
He never talks about a husband either, so I reckon he is in the “I have guns and jerk off looking at em” group with the rest of us.

I just ordered 12 8 lb jugs

Cant wait to answer the door with a boner and a ball gag in hand, thanking them for coming in costume.

And to think, some people say I have a weird sense of humor.

 

[TheBigCountry]

Two words:

Boating Accident.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Rookie numbers....

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Rookie numbers....

Shabamm!!!! Big Daddy Kaaaane!

 

[The D]

Come watch me all you want! I’ll be the guy with my dick rubbing against my living room window as you figure out how to approach my home.

Put a little rouge on ya, tuck your sack back

look into the camera and say, “would you fuck me? I’d fuck me”

 

[Lunchbox27]

Put a little rouge on ya, tuck your sack back

look into the camera and say, “would you fuck me? I’d fuck me”

“Great, Bob! Now you’re turning on the neighbors!”

 

[hermosabeach]

You are on this forum

they already grabbed your email and IP address

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

I'm not on a list because the gubment knows I love them and say so all the time. I trust them with weaponized LSD, engineering endless wars, and spending my tax dollars to influence the media and elections. You guys need to just learn to love the gubment, that's all.

 

[The D]

I'm not on a list because the gubment knows I love them and say so all the time. I trust them with weaponized LSD, engineering endless wars, and spending my tax dollars to influence the media and elections. You guys need to just learn to love the gubment, that's all.

Nice try. Big brother already knows you have guns, that’s all the excuse they need

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

Nice try. Big brother already knows you have guns, that’s all the excuse they need

You just never waste an opportunity to display your complete lack of social aptitude, do you?

 

[Samuel Whittemore]

Ummmm. Did you see the OP’s handle?
Kinda think he dont have a wife.
He never talks about a husband either, so I reckon he is in the “I have guns and jerk off looking at em” group with the rest of us.

I just ordered 12 8 lb jugs

Cant wait to answer the door with a boner and a ball gag in hand, thanking them for coming in costume.

And to think, some people say I have a weird sense of humor.

God there's some quick studies on here I'll tell ya. Bahaha but ya, no wife. No husband. In fact I'm one that thinks marriage is an advanced from of mental illness. Yikes. NOOOO thank you. I got over my neediness about the 5th year of therapy, once I discovered that I'm perfectly fine and far happier being alone, not needing someone else to 'complete me' <gag> or take away the loneliness. Probably as a result I got a lot of interests... Learning metal engraving (if I get half as good as Steve Lindsey I'll be happy), silversmithing / jewelry design... photography, GUNS GUNS GUNS.... blah blah blah.

"Cant wait to answer the door with a boner and a ball gag in hand, thanking them for coming in costume. "

^^^^^ That right there.. was FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!^^^^ VERY CREATIVE... you ever think about writing porn scripts? I got a producer friend here in Hollywood...

 

[Samuel Whittemore]

Put a little rouge on ya, tuck your sack back

look into the camera and say, “would you fuck me? I’d fuck me”

I fear this thread just took a screeching turn.... heading for the wall....

 

[powdahound76]

No porn. Good movie script I can out together. A little Shooter, Pulp Fiction, and One Flew Over the Cookoo’s Nest will be my first.
Big Chief re-imagined!

Well, it depends on your view of marriage.
After divorcing a whore, I still hold hope it can be amazing.
Hobbies and differing iNterests (as well as shared) are what make it work.

Anyways, welcome to all the lists. Been on em for 14-15 yrs at least.
If you ever want 1/2 price housing compared to LA, come to Denver.
Lots of libs, but not as bad as CA though. Yet

 

[Samuel Whittemore]

Anyways, welcome to all the lists. Been on em for 14-15 yrs at least.
If you ever want 1/2 price housing compared to LA, come to Denver.
Lots of libs, but not as bad as CA though. Yet

Don't tempt me.. I'm already looking at Texas.. Utah.... Az.... As I realized one day when I wanted to punch about the 5th Blue Haired Land Whale that walked by me --I just do NOT belong in this shit hole of Lost Assholes!

I wanna see that movie when you get the pilot made...

 

[The D]

You just never waste an opportunity to display your complete lack of social aptitude, do you?

Not at all. High five, brother

 

[Ravenworks]

I wouldn't worry about nitro cellulose, but black powder that there will put you into a whole new league.

 

[Scott037]

the real question is how many lists can i get on.

 

[acudaowner]

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
your uncle Sam is coming to your town
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out if you were naughty or nice
your uncle Sam is coming to your town
He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
'Cause your uncle sam is coming to your town
(Oh, let's go)
He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
And he knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
your uncle Sam is coming to your town .

 

[eca7891]

As a friend says,

“If you are not on the list yet then you are doing something wrong”

 

[MarinePMI]

"You're on a list? Good! That means they know you're dangerous."