Re: How To Get Out Of Jury Duty Montana Style
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ratbert</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: koolnhard</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Fuck that.
Govt. cubicle workers, the retired, the under 80 IQ walking around sheeple and those who are 40 years old and live with momma.
I have been throwing away Jury duty notices for 20 years.
The pain of being surrounded by the mentally handicapped is far too great for me.
Oh and lets not forget I will have to learn to speak, ebonics, spanglish, chingrish, retardness, assinineness, and sit for hours with people i have nothing in common with except that we are all some type of carbon based lifeform...
NO FUCKING WAY.
When the LA juror made this priceless qoute to a reporter during the OJ simpson trial, "shit man, I not be knowing much bout this DNA evidence stuff, but to me all it means is O.J. gots blood"
that said it all.
and lets not forget OJs attorney, "if the gloves dont fit, you must aquit".
priceless....
I would rather drink gasoline and urinate on a brushfire than show up for jury duty in southern california.
a "duty"?
You must live on a different planet than I do.
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Indeed I do live on a different plant than you. Because the planet I live on revolves around the sun and not your fat ass.
I heard a story once about a speaker talking to a group of teachers at a seminar about teaching the gifted. The speaker asks the audience to recall their experiences working with the disabled classes. The pity, the frustration, the struggling to find empathy with those incapable of doing the things you find so simple. Picture those children. Think about how they look to you. Now, realize that that is the exact same way the gifted students view each of you.
A little advice, don't go making disparaging remarks about the capabilities of someone with a lower IQ than you. Particularly if you have to stoop to a couple of standard deviations below average to do it. It just doesn't make you look good and there's always going to be someone with an IQ higher than yours who can put you in your place.
Thinking you're too smart to serve your country is disgusting. Throwing away a legal summons is stupid. Being proud of both is bizarre.
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Serving my Country? hmmmm
check.... did that.
nice little story...if I was 6 years old.
Although it did bring a tear to my eye.......
making "discouraging remarks" used to be "stating the obvious"
You might wantr to take that PC correct bullshit on the "state employee feel good forum".
by the way, my ass is anything but FAT!