Maggie’s Howdy!

[kibakichi]

I may not be posting this in the right place, but I wanted to introduce myself.

I found the website when searching for an OD PS90 to buy, but decided to register after seeing what an active and interesting community this is!

I'm a low 30 something, living in Tennessee with my two cats. I'm a girl but I love guns, going to the range, and various other activities.

My collection is very small, but growing!
So far I have, in no particular order:
Springfield XD-40 sub compact
S&W M&P 15 AR-15
Springfield M1A Scout (OD)
S&W M&P 15-22P .22
1943 M1 Garand
Mossberg 500A 12G
Ruger 10/22 .22
Norinco MAC-90 Sporter
Century International WASR-10/63 with custom wood
Browning Buckmark .22
HK USP 9x19 police issue
And now an FNH PS90 USG OD Green!

I go to the range around once or twice a month, and am lucky to have my pick of places here locally! I love the south

Can post pictures if anyone's interested.

So, Hi from the new kid!!!

 

[KHOOKS]

Re: Howdy!

Howdy back to ya! So we can see you like to shoot. Do you shoot in any type of matches or just on your own time. There's alot of shooter up your way. We have a couple of people come down from TN to Biringham, AL to shoot in some of the matches that are held at Brocks Gap Training Center. Check the web site out.

http://www.scssa.org/

 

[kibakichi]

Re: Howdy!

Hi Khooks!

I haven't shot in any matches though I think it would be a great thing to do! I mostly just shoot on my own for the fun of it. Spend way too much money!!

and you can add an OD green PS90 USG to my list. Just bought that off a place in Alabama.
Wheeee!!!!

(well, i don't technically have it yet. Just ordered it about 20 minutes ago. boo!)

I think I'd like to be a collector, but have to remember I have other bills to pay, too!

 

[jcfd2201]

Re: Howdy!

Always nice to see a lady join the Hide, welcome!

 

[Force_Multiplier]

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did she say pics?... pics of a woman shooting are always a plus!

 

[kibakichi]

Re: Howdy!

Thanks, jcfd!! Glad to be here! Finally a group of folks who won't look at me like I'm nuts when I come in and say "Guess what I bought this weekend!"

 

[kibakichi]

Re: Howdy!

Oh

I don't have any of me shooting. I'm not sure about the outdoor range I use (haven't asked there) but our indoor ranges don't allow pictures! I will ask the outdoor next time I'm there

I have pictures of my guns themselves, haha. and maybe one of me holding one, but it's pretty lame

 

[jcfd2201]

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Pics are always good...lame in your mind could be anything but in the eyes of some of us! They also let us see who we are chatting with.

 

[kibakichi]

Re: Howdy!

Okay I will try to figure out how to post pictures after I upload

 

[wayyonder]

Re: Howdy!

welcome to the site, i have been on here about a year and really enjoy it, wish my wife would shoot, anyway welcome and enjoy

 

[kibakichi]

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okay here we go. No laughing

okay okay you can laugh!

me from just a few minutes ago, looking like a dork, with my m&p 15-22P:

me, looking even more dorky, and with more hair (this is a couple years old) with my AR:

my collection, minus my HK (too new for this pic) and the PS90 that hasn't arrived yet:

and for giggles, me after a hard day at work:

 

[kibakichi]

Re: Howdy!

Thanks, Wayyonder! Why doesn't she like to shoot?

 

[Force_Multiplier]

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and cue the inappropriate sexual comments, marriage proposals, etc....

 

[kibakichi]

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people are into zombies huh, force?

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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Welcome to the hide

 

[kibakichi]

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Thanks, Echo!

 

[Force_Multiplier]

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well... some guy or another here is into just about anything you can think of... add that there aren't many women into shooting enough to join this site, add in that you're an attractive woman, add that you haven't mentioned shooting w/ a husband yet, and factor in the crudeness level this site can generate (being 99.9999% male and mostly Military dominated... it will come....lol.... then we'll see how you react

 

[supersniper]

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All I can say is "Oh my"

.... and welcome!

 

[jcfd2201]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: force_multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">and cue the inappropriate sexual comments, marriage proposals, etc.... </div></div>

I was suprised to not see any by the time I made it back here!

Thanks for sharing the pics.

 

[Force_Multiplier]

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as hard as it is to refrain, I'm waiting to see how she handles them first....lmao

 

[kibakichi]

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Thanks for the welcome, supersniper!


force, hey, well, I work, and have always worked, in 95% male dominated fields. I do cyber security and risk management for the government, I married (and divorced! haha) a marine, and I've seen and heard and laughed at just about all of it. So I think I'll be okay

 

[Force_Multiplier]

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well in that case... I could develope a zombie fetish....lol

 

[kibakichi]

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what I can't believe is no one's commented on my custom AR wood!!! Boo!!!

eta: AK wood. Not AR wood.

 

[kibakichi]

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lol force.

Yeah zombies are pretty hot, but you gotta get to them fast before certain parts rot and drop off.

*ba da dum chh!*

 

[Force_Multiplier]

Re: Howdy!

you mean the AK wood?

 

[kibakichi]

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Ugh, yes, Sorry. Typo/brain fart.

Yeah the WASR. Eggbert

 

[Force_Multiplier]

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nice color, different and interesting, I like the butt art, I'd like it better on your ass cheek, but...


you'll find that we're generally not too into AK clones around here, but we accept any non retarded shooter

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

Re: Howdy!

what part of TN?..............

 

[kibakichi]

Re: Howdy!

force, That's okay, you don't have to be into the clone, just recognize that Eggbert is the bees knees in the cute-but-fierce department.

And have I mentioned I'm a dork?

 

[kibakichi]

Re: Howdy!

East, cpt.

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

Re: Howdy!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kibakichi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">East, cpt. </div></div>



boy that narrowed it down........

 

[Force_Multiplier]

Re: Howdy!

she's still leary CC, she's afraid we're creepers

 

[Outsydlooknin75]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: force_multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">she's still leary CC, she's afraid we're creepers </div></div>

Whats this we shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?

 

[Force_Multiplier]

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no no, SHE thinks we're all creepers, I readily admit that I am

 

[jcfd2201]

Re: Howdy!

The ass cheek comment doesn't make you a creeper Force...just makes you like many of us......male. That would make a nice ass tat!

 

[Outsydlooknin75]

Re: Howdy!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: force_multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">no no, SHE thinks we're all creepers, I readily admit that I am </div></div>

I admit Im a creeper too ... its so much more fun being a pervert.

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

Re: Howdy!

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.


I rekon i should introduce myself....maybe?


Very well, where do I begin? my name is James, I live just north of Chattanooga....My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe.


At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.


now your turn......!

 

[KNIGHT11B4]

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CC, that was epic. Laughed my ass off!

 

[jcfd2201]

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CC that was great...LMAO!!

 

[Force_Multiplier]

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I think we scared her

 

[AXEMAN]

Re: Howdy!

classic. welcome to the hide and nice collection

 

[kibakichi]

Re: Howdy!

In opposition to your insipid life, mine has been nothing short of miraculous.

I was born the first and only child to the King of the Principality of Liechtenstein. Though my mother was a mere Duchess, and married to someone else at the time, I was raising lovingly in a lavish, well-appointed bathroom. My days were spent swimming in the gold-leaf tub, testing my strength against the bars that ran across the window, and making friends with the castle's mice.

When I was eight, I escaped by burying myself in a huge vat of excriment and joined the traveling circus. We moved around the whole of Europe, though my favorite country was Latvia.

There I met and married a prince, though he had an unfortunate affinity for receiving blow jobs from horses, and I was forced to kill him.

After fleeing the country I moved to the United States, and embarked on an epic journey: counting every blade of grass in Washington, D.C.

When I had reached 578,293,002 a man interrupted me by asking if I had the time. This unfortunately threw me into a complete nervous breakdown, and I spent the next 27 months in the Kellogg Sanitarium.

After being released (fully recovered, I assure you), I began a new mission: to buy as many guns as I could. This caused me to go to school and learn something besides clowning, mariticide, and grass-counting, as unfortunately none of that pays well.

And if you are actually located north of Chattanooga, you can't be too far from me!

 

[Force_Multiplier]

Re: Howdy!

I'm literally in love now

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

Re: Howdy!

yes im about 25-30 miles north of the noog.....

 

[topgun99]

Re: Howdy!

lmao...well played miss...well played. welcome to the hide...you should fit right in.

 

[kibakichi]

Re: Howdy!

I'm about 100 miles north of "the noog"

 

[E3C3H3O3]

Re: Howdy!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: force_multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm literally in love now </div></div>

me too, this chick is all sorts of awesome, too bad I am married

 

[E3C3H3O3]

Re: Howdy!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kibakichi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">In opposition to your insipid life, mine has been nothing short of miraculous.

I was born the first and only child to the King of the Principality of Liechtenstein. Though my mother was a mere Duchess, and married to someone else at the time, I was raising lovingly in a lavish, well-appointed bathroom. My days were spent swimming in the gold-leaf tub, testing my strength against the bars that ran across the window, and making friends with the castle's mice.

When I was eight, I escaped by burying myself in a huge vat of excriment and joined the traveling circus. We moved around the whole of Europe, though my favorite country was Latvia.

There I met and married a prince, though he had an unfortunate affinity for receiving blow jobs from horses, and I was forced to kill him.

After fleeing the country I moved to the United States, and embarked on an epic journey: counting every blade of grass in Washington, D.C.

When I had reached 578,293,002 a man interrupted me by asking if I had the time. This unfortunately threw me into a complete nervous breakdown, and I spent the next 27 months in the Kellogg Sanitarium.

After being released (fully recovered, I assure you), I began a new mission: to buy as many guns as I could. This caused me to go to school and learn something besides clowning, mariticide, and grass-counting, as unfortunately none of that pays well.

And if you are actually located north of Chattanooga, you can't be too far from me! </div></div>


We have so much in common, we should just get hitched

 

[kibakichi]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: E3C3H3O3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

We have so much in common, we should just get hitched </div></div>


How do you feel about horses?

 

[175G]

Re: Howdy!

Welcome to the Hide. Certainly look forward to hearing more about your shooting and/or zombie exploits.

Cheers!