Hunting
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Hello fellow deer hunting enthusiast?
Is that a faint glow I detect coming from your deer stand?
Sirhr
Is that a faint glow I detect coming from your deer stand?
Sirhr
Man who accidentally shoots one of the Emperor's deer may find himself serving in the Emperor's army far away in Transoxiana fighting the Abbasids and Seljuks...
Redneck Confucius - app. 1040 AD
Redneck Confucius - app. 1040 AD
It doesn't.
I teach the deer not to walk in front of me during deer season.
Rarely do they get to apply what they learn.
The evening before this, I missed a doe at 18 yards with a crossbow.
How the hell does that happen?
I got back to camp and it was dead on from 20-50 yards.
I found this mark ^^^^^ the next evening.
It lined up perfectly with the cam.
The same doe came out the next night at 65 yards. She learned a lesson.
So, anyway, Glowie, what's your answer?
I teach the deer not to walk in front of me during deer season.
Rarely do they get to apply what they learn.
The evening before this, I missed a doe at 18 yards with a crossbow.
How the hell does that happen?
I got back to camp and it was dead on from 20-50 yards.
I found this mark ^^^^^ the next evening.
It lined up perfectly with the cam.
The same doe came out the next night at 65 yards. She learned a lesson.
So, anyway, Glowie, what's your answer?
It taught you shoulda had a rifle and not that crossbow
It taught you shoulda had a rifle and not that crossbow
Well, the state might have looked down on me a little for that.
I would have preferred a revolver at that short distance.
In Oregon Dear Hunting teaches you that when you lock-up the binders and screech to a halt to eyeball that Big Buck standing in the field.
Always thermal scan that Buck for body Temp.. If the Buck Not Popping Hot. Roll Down windows and everybody Scream ..."Fuck You OSP !" , Heckle obscenities, Tip your Beer's, and Burn Rubber.
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I grew up with Rusty... he is now an author, comedian and Vermont legend! Another Vermont woodchuck done good! If you ever get to go to a "Logger" show... don't miss it!
His books are awesome, too! "Scrawlins" I think is his latest.
Cheers,
Sirhr
To take a shit BEFORE you leave the house...
Nt being able to hunt has taught me how much I took for granted in my early years.
We should answer all of these bot/Glowie incursions with Fuck Off . Period . No more , no less . Don't elaborate or even engage for humor .
That you can make fat stacks of cash in the underground Vietnamese gambling circuit if you're willing to play a little roulette.
This is the funniest thing that has ever been on SH.
Sirhr
Yes, but by lampooning them endlessly, we destroy whatever little self esteem they had left when they accepted the assignment to infiltrate gun sites with their fake noses and fuddetry...
Telling them to FO... makes them feel all invincible and like they got under your skin. When you endlessly ridicule their incompetence, it makes them more likely to quit and become Victorias Secret models or something.
Ridicule on! If they had Ridiculed Rohm, Goebbels, Goering and that Painter Corporal Idiot into oblivion... the 20th Century would have been really different! As our own 'apparatus' is looking very ridicule-worthy these days... Ridicule we must.
Sirhr
This thread is NOT about your favorite underwear brand.
THEIR EYES GLOW WHEN YOU SHINE A SPOTLIGHT AT THEM.
Yes, to quote Mike "Mershe" Schiele from the channel Nighwave Radio, "We're going to meme you off of the planet!" (to the OP and other chatbots like him.
This is the kind of real world experience that we need to make ourselves better hunters.
Note to self...
WTF did I just see? I see the splash 4’ to the right of the doe…so what am I missing here???
As for what I learned hunting deer…that I’m glad I’m not a deer.
