I admittedly have yellow fever, but I would get this chick pregnant

[TheGerman]

I think if the two of us ever got together, we'd either:

A. Start WW3

B. Corner the market on poors and muppets

C. Get drunk before noon and start a brawl at a local Walmart

D. Steal a lot of other peoples' kids' candy

E. End up killing each other during sex

Boebert faces heavy criticism after Gosar floor speech

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) is facing a wave of backlash following a fiery floor speech she made Wednesday in defense of Rep. Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) before he was censured by the House for pos…

thehill.com

I think the only thing I'd really need to talk to her about (which is what probably starts the Walmart brawl) is that she needs to stop wearing a fucking thigh holster CCW thing.


Also, here's a picture of her flipping off all of the poors.

 

[TexPatriot]

Thats my future wife you're talking about, Fritz.

 

[pmclaine]

Any pictures of her taco?

Soft or hard?

Are you two even compatible?

 

[TheGerman]

Any pictures of her taco?

Soft or hard?

Are you two even compatible?

Does not seem to exist on the internet.

Challenge accepted!

 

[308pirate]

 

[Bigfatcock]

I’d fuck her!

 

[OREGUN]

I’d fuck her!

We know.

 

[myronman3]

too bad no one else in that institution has fire like she has.

they will end her. somehow, someway. the crooked fucks always get away with it.

 

[accurate obsession]

 

[MtnCreek]

Didn't Co redistricting screw her?
@powdahound76 ?

 

[...]

...I always pictured Frau Farbissina to be more your speed....

The militant wing if the salvation army?...what better way to exploit the poor's?

 

[supercorndogs]

Lets compare to AOC.

Umm yea....

 

[Bigfatcock]

I’d fuck AOC too.

 

[RUTGERS95]

I think if the two of us ever got together, we'd either:

A. Start WW3

B. Corner the market on poors and muppets

C. Get drunk before noon and start a brawl at a local Walmart

D. Steal a lot of other peoples' kids' candy

E. End up killing each other during sex

Boebert faces heavy criticism after Gosar floor speech

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) is facing a wave of backlash following a fiery floor speech she made Wednesday in defense of Rep. Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) before he was censured by the House for pos…

thehill.com

I think the only thing I'd really need to talk to her about (which is what probably starts the Walmart brawl) is that she needs to stop wearing a fucking thigh holster CCW thing.


Also, here's a picture of her flipping off all of the poors.

Me too, Id hammer her to oblivion and then keep going!

 

[powdahound76]

Thats my future wife you're talking about, Fritz.

Back off gramps. Stick to the nasty patchouli hippy chicks of Austin and let us CO boys have a win with a classy conservative babe.
They are pretty rare here.

Didn't Co redistricting screw her?
@powdahound76 ?

They are sure trying.
Im not aure they will win that one though.

Our Sec of State is a Democrat thug and using the FBI to intimidate folks who question election results.

 

[RUTGERS95]

Disagree, its congress so harder and i think shes gonna inspire others!

too bad no one else in that institution has fire like she has.

they will end her. somehow, someway. the crooked fucks always get away with it.

 

[powdahound76]

For the record.
I would enjoy a walk along the river near Rifle and holding hands with Lauren Boebert.


And agree with @TheGerman - we gotta do something about her holster choices.
I will contact my preferred leather holster maker about a custom job.
To match the black boots she should wear with dresses all the time……

 

[MK20]

Any pictures of her taco?

Soft or hard?

Are you two even compatible?

Her soft taco makes @TheGerman have a hard schnitzel.

 

[BLKWLFK9]

Yea, I'd leave it in.

 

[Bender]

For the record.
I would enjoy a walk along the river near Rifle and holding hands with Lauren Boebert.


And agree with @TheGerman - we gotta do something about her holster choices.
I will contact my preferred leather holster maker about a custom job.
To match the black boots she should wear with dresses all the time……

I drive to Rifle once a month, I’ll let her know how you kids feel about her when I’m in the hot tub with her.

 

[Long_Action]

One of the few women that actually get hotter the more they talk

 

[powdahound76]

Stopped into her restaurant for some coffee and a to get my kid a shirt last spring headed put to UT to throw dirt clods from the construction in the lot behind TheGerman into his nice backyard.


My kid loves that shirt!!

She says “It has an American flag and a Bible verse on it, its perfect”.

Then wears it to public school.

 

[theLBC]

this says it all about our fbi, doj and intel services.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

this says it all about our fbi, doj and intel services.

This is how you know that the FBI has long since been weaponized by one side as a political intimidation force.

 

[Bigfatcock]

I’d like to have AOC and Boebert at the same time, and they can have a debate about this dick.

 

[BytorJr]

this says it all about our fbi, doj and intel services.

Is this true? They raided her campaign manager's house? That says it all indeed. Stasi, KGB, Gestapo, FBI = all the same.

 

[accurate obsession]

This is how you know that the FBI has long since been weaponized by one side as a political intimidation force.

^^^^^100% - Funny how the only homes being raided all belong to persons associated with one side of the political spectrum. Along with parents "tagged" as domestic terrorists.

 

[Mwalex]

 

[The D]

Thats my future wife you're talking about, Fritz.

Future ex-wife

 

[DukeGSP]

I'd break her down like a double barrel shotgun.

 

[Trapshooter12]

You need to check out hopefully Nevada next Governor Michelle Fiore

 

[TexPatriot]

Future ex-wife

I'd settle for that.

 

[mi223]

Option C... I always thought you might just be a closet poor. Only poors would be at Walmart to get in a fight.

 

[Tempest 455]

 

[acudaowner]

I like her more once you marry her and post naked pics lol

 

[theLBC]

 

[TheGerman]

...I always pictured Frau Farbissina to be more your speed....

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The militant wing if the salvation army?...what better way to exploit the poor's?

I mean, she even has that curl in her hair thats like the perfect size to stick your dick through.

Tempting.

 

[TheGerman]

Option C... I always thought you might just be a closet poor. Only poors would be at Walmart to get in a fight.

If I'm going to get into a drunken pre-noon brawl, I'm going to Walmart, everytime.

 

[TheGerman]

OK so WTF did Bender do to get banned?

 

[The D]

If I'm going to get into a drunken pre-noon brawl, I'm going to Walmart, everytime.

Don’t you just get magically teleported to a walmart when this scenario materializes? I think that’s like a law of physics or something

 

[roostercogburn98]

Indecent acts with a pigeon?

 

[TheGerman]

Don’t you just get magically teleported to a walmart when this scenario materializes? I think that’s like a law of physics or something

I have a button on my desk labeled 'Drunk at Walmart' that I just press.

It's right between the button that summons a poor to clean the pool, and the one that summons my wife to randomly appear to just pull her shirt down so I can see her boobs, and then go back to cooking, or saving lives or whatever the fuck she was doing.

 

[The D]

I have a button on my desk labeled 'Drunk at Walmart' that I just press.

It's right between the button that summons a poor to clean the pool, and the one that summons my wife to randomly appear to just pull her shirt down so I can see her boobs, and then go back to cooking, or saving lives or whatever the fuck she was doing.

Those sound like handy buttons to have. Does the button that makes your wife appear have a lingerie upgrade? I’d definitely look into that

 

[Tchitcherine]

Bender... in his most recent post... called himself a "glowie".

 

[...]

I mean, she even has that curl in her hair thats like the perfect size to stick your dick through.

Tempting.

Fan of the 'ol Lockenwickler Geschlechtsverkehr, eh?....I mean I knew you were German, but I didn't know you were that German...

 

[akmike47]

This thread in picture form...

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

Who’s good at photo shop?

 

[Snipe260]

I’d fuck her!

Well that right there surprises the hell out of me!

 

[Im2bent]

Bender... in his most recent post... called himself a "glowie".

What the fuck is a glowie and why does that get you banned.