I just realized that I drank basically 1/2 a bottle of Kraken Rum UPDATE: Also ate an entire box of lime popsicles

I dont even like rum.

But this stuff with just an ice cube is basically alcohol Dr Pepper.

Also why is it that whenever I drink something, I'm always on the internet looking for other alcohol?
 
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A long time ago someone gifted me a litre (not a fifth) of Jack Daniels.
I was bank fishing at the time and just started sipping on it.
Before I thought better of it, the bottle was empty.
OOpppssss.
Guaranteed I was a breath away from fatal....I mean holy shit.
I would not wish that hangover onto my worst enemy, serious 4-5 days of useless nothingness.
Don't ever do that, trust me, never do that.
 
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I dont even like rum.

But this stuff with just an ice cube is basically alcohol Dr Pepper.

Also why is it that whenever I drink something, I'm always on the internet looking for other alcohol?

This also . dont care for the Rum much, as is sweat, and the Sugar Cane can give me a bad feeling next day . But a few years ago I got on a kick with couple bottles of Havana Club and Reeds Ginger Ale, over ice . The shit was not giving a buzz and was like crack addict with a bottle.
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Careful buddy...

I used to say that about Tequila!

I'm fine I don't even feel a buzz. I'm good I barely feel a thing. I'm good to go... how did I wind up passed out on the bathroom floor 😳

Sometimes shit sneaks up on ya
What's that old saying? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.... :ROFLMAO:
 
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This also . dont care for the Rum much, as is sweat, and the Sugar Cane can give me a bad feeling next day . But a few years ago I got on a kick with couple bottles of Havana Club and Reeds Ginger Ale, over ice . The shit was not giving a buzz and was like crack addict with a bottle.
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Rum is made from sweat?! Jesus Christ I've been drinking it for years!
 
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I have to admit that after way too many adventures with good stuff I have retired completely from the sport. However, for wifey and friends my kitchen laboratory remains active where I often whip up infusions for their get togethers or to give to friends as gifts. Strawberry/Basil infused Rum, Pineapple infused Rum and Datil or Jalapeño Pepper infused Tequila or Vodka are favorites of the locals with a BIL asking for varieties (Cherry, Vanilla, Coffee, Bacon, Orange... etc) in Bourbon or Whiskey. And like the OP most find the ingesting painless when they're able to recall.
 

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and I'm not in any way shape or form even remotely drunk or buzzed.

The fuck is going on here?
There's no alcohol in that Rum; there's MRNA vaccine. It's a NWO plot against you, and you fell right into their trap. Now your DNA is compromised and you will slowly turn into a Kraken before the eyes of your horrified family.
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Got sleepy and went to bed. Woke up today like nothing happened. The only side effect was......upper back ache? What?

And I think I set the world record for how long you can pee.

Also, there are lime popsicles (why?) which made me wonder if you could pour like 3-4 corona's in a pitcher and toss the lime popsicle in?
 
It's OK for a budget dark rum.

Saylor Jerry is the next step up.

I think I bought it a while ago when we were going to have company for Thanksgiving. Since then it just sat until I decided that I was going to randomly try other things on the bar and then kept going back for more. I also figured out that the loops on the bottle work well, assuming you don't have fat people fingers, for picking the bottle up and drinking directly out of it.

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Your alright man. When you wake up and stare at an empty bottle. Then IDK... i never get a hangover or throw up. Somtimes wish i did. Keep practicing.
 
and I'm not in any way shape or form even remotely drunk or buzzed.

The fuck is going on here?
Wait til the morning.

I mixed Kraken with Ginger beer to make a version of the Aussie drink "Dark and Stormy".

I have rarely, if ever, felt so rough the following day... went down like juice at the time though...
 
I was going to buy some for the cool bottle design, then they went with a generic lable
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label slapped on a bottle

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I have the label one. I've never seen the cooler looking one.

Can always get a bottle that look like it melted:

 
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I'm a whiskey drinker, I didn't like rum that much and figured it might be because most rum is cheap party booze. I set out to get a good bottle and got one of these for $45. Only 80 proof but it's really tasty and smooooth.
 
Got sleepy and went to bed. Woke up today like nothing happened. The only side effect was......upper back ache? What?

And I think I set the world record for how long you can pee.

Also, there are lime popsicles (why?) which made me wonder if you could pour like 3-4 corona's in a pitcher and toss the lime popsicle in?
Because they're the best, that's why. No way I'd ruin a good lime popsicle with a shitty Corona.
 
Delicious and Soju in the same sentence ?
Not even Koreans like Soju......it's like rancid jet fuel at best.
I would rather drink Gusano Rojo Mezcal.....and that shit is nasty, just not as nasty as Soju.
 
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