I met Karen today, got the ASS, may have said bad words--

[Foul Mike]

I got to meet Karen this AM. She really gave me a case of the ASS. It is really stupid as Karen was in no risk, she was upwind, conversation took place at 20-25 feet. and I didn't want to talk to her, my business was with the Service Writer of that Shop.

I drove up to the service line, left it running, and got out and walked NO more than 3 steps forward, just in front of the engine, Suzy, the service writer, was checking Karen's Subaru in for an oil change but Karen didn't know what kind of Oil she want.,,,,##,, Waited, and when the time was right I asked the Service Writer how busy she was? We were 20 or more feet apart, and I never left that spot.

She hollered out, "Mike, it will be 2-3 hours." and I hollered back, " OK, maybe in the morning?" and she gave me a thumbs up.

I turned around to leave and!!! Karen, the stupid cunt driving the Suburu hollered at me, "SIR+"#< Where is your mask?", I froze--
"SIR" said snottily," Where is your mask?" shocked the shit out of me, again-
A conversation took place. It was a MutherFucker. Where I pointed out that we were 20 feet apart and she was upwind, and I was leaving anyway, But HELL FUCKIN NO?!!? this festered Old Snatch kept pushin it,Hollerin, Screamin, about Masks and, " I left that truck running' and Fuckin up the air, and I should be more responsible." and--Advancing towards me all along.
Ended up at the front of my truck, where I started the conversation at first, and Karen had advanced on me, whereupon, I let the Batty Bitch know she was in My Space, pointed out to her on the ground how far she had come towards me and that her car was 25-30 feet ahead of where we stood. and then I asked her with my most swavey and de-boner vernacular,

"Are you, stupid crazy, cunt, just out here for a fight? Look where we are and ask me who the aggressor is here?" full well ready and pissed. then I lit into her with a barrage of some of the nastiest shit I know, but I didn't slap the painted up Mary Kay Whore. God knows I wanted to, really bad. but held my cool.

When done with my tirade of bad things to say, Bitch Cunt started crying, cried and ran away, and mentioned something about the most foul mouthed blasphemer in the world.

Damn, it came close and out of the Blue. Glad the Slut didn't have a gun. Hope your day started better. FM

 

[fdkay]

I got to meet Karen this AM. She really gave me a case of the ASS. It is really stupid as Karen was in no risk, she was upwind, conversation took place at 20-25 feet. and I didn't want to talk to her, my business was with the Service Writer of that Shop.

I drove up to the service line, left it running, and got out and walked NO more than 3 steps forward, just in front of the engine, Suzy, the service writer, was checking Karen's Subaru in for an oil change but Karen didn't know what kind of Oil she want.,,,,##,, Waited, and when the time was right I asked the Service Writer how busy she was? We were 20 or more feet apart, and I never left that spot.

She hollered out, "Mike, it will be 2-3 hours." and I hollered back, " OK, maybe in the morning?" and she gave me a thumbs up.

I turned around to leave and!!! Karen, the stupid cunt driving the Suburu hollered at me, "SIR+"#< Where is your mask?", I froze--
"SIR" said snottily," Where is your mask?" shocked the shit out of me, again-
A conversation took place. It was a MutherFucker. Where I pointed out that we were 20 feet apart and she was upwind, and I was leaving anyway, But HELL FUCKIN NO?!!? this festered Old Snatch kept pushin it,Hollerin, Screamin, about Masks and, " I left that truck running' and Fuckin up the air, and I should be more responsible." and--Advancing towards me all along.
Ended up at the front of my truck, where I started the conversation at first, and Karen had advanced on me, whereupon, I let the Batty Bitch know she was in My Space, pointed out to her on the ground how far she had come towards me and that her car was 25-30 feet ahead of where we stood. and then I asked her with my most swavey and de-boner vernacular,

"Are you, stupid crazy, cunt, just out here for a fight? Look where we are and ask me who the aggressor is here?" full well ready and pissed. then I lit into her with a barrage of some of the nastiest shit I know, but I didn't slap the painted up Mary Kay Whore. God knows I wanted to, really bad. but held my cool.

When done with my tirade of bad things to say, Bitch Cunt started crying, cried and ran away, and mentioned something about the most foul mouthed blasphemer in the world.

Damn, it came close and out of the Blue. Glad the Slut didn't have a gun. Hope your day started better. FM

Sounds like an awesome way to start the day!!!
You got to tell some fucked up cunt to eat shit, always a good day when that happens.

 

[ManUtdManiac]

seriously though, did you just leave your mask at home...?

 

[ClamHammer747]

Shoulda told her, with an attitude like that she probably has a subscription to Orkin pest services to clean the cob webs out of her gash on the regular

 

[ManUtdManiac]

"Ma'am, can I smell your snatch?"
"No!"
"Oh, must be your breath then..."

done and done. Next.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I got to meet Karen this AM. She really gave me a case of the ASS. It is really stupid as Karen was in no risk, she was upwind, conversation took place at 20-25 feet. and I didn't want to talk to her, my business was with the Service Writer of that Shop.

I drove up to the service line, left it running, and got out and walked NO more than 3 steps forward, just in front of the engine, Suzy, the service writer, was checking Karen's Subaru in for an oil change but Karen didn't know what kind of Oil she want.,,,,##,, Waited, and when the time was right I asked the Service Writer how busy she was? We were 20 or more feet apart, and I never left that spot.

She hollered out, "Mike, it will be 2-3 hours." and I hollered back, " OK, maybe in the morning?" and she gave me a thumbs up.

I turned around to leave and!!! Karen, the stupid cunt driving the Suburu hollered at me, "SIR+"#< Where is your mask?", I froze--
"SIR" said snottily," Where is your mask?" shocked the shit out of me, again-
A conversation took place. It was a MutherFucker. Where I pointed out that we were 20 feet apart and she was upwind, and I was leaving anyway, But HELL FUCKIN NO?!!? this festered Old Snatch kept pushin it,Hollerin, Screamin, about Masks and, " I left that truck running' and Fuckin up the air, and I should be more responsible." and--Advancing towards me all along.
Ended up at the front of my truck, where I started the conversation at first, and Karen had advanced on me, whereupon, I let the Batty Bitch know she was in My Space, pointed out to her on the ground how far she had come towards me and that her car was 25-30 feet ahead of where we stood. and then I asked her with my most swavey and de-boner vernacular,

"Are you, stupid crazy, cunt, just out here for a fight? Look where we are and ask me who the aggressor is here?" full well ready and pissed. then I lit into her with a barrage of some of the nastiest shit I know, but I didn't slap the painted up Mary Kay Whore. God knows I wanted to, really bad. but held my cool.

When done with my tirade of bad things to say, Bitch Cunt started crying, cried and ran away, and mentioned something about the most foul mouthed blasphemer in the world.

Damn, it came close and out of the Blue. Glad the Slut didn't have a gun. Hope your day started better. FM

Mike, please, you gotta tell us; Are Karen tears as delicious as we've all been led to believe ? Please, I have to know.......

 

[MadDuner]

All Karen’s need to be put in their place.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I'm just happy to learn that Foul Mike isn't just a clever name.

 

[FS1]

The Karen infection seems to be spreading faster than COVID. Also, I feel cheated that you don't have dash cam video.

 

[oneshot86]

Mike, please, you gotta tell us; Are Karen tears as delicious as we've all been led to believe ? Please, I have to know.......

thats the best question, i need to know too

 

[Doc68]

Love it foul mike. I walk around walmart now all the time without a mask. I carry one in but never put it on. I'm kinda wishing someone says shit to me. At the same time I kinda dont because I'm too old for this shit.

 

[Fig]

When done with my tirade of bad things to say, Bitch Cunt started crying, cried and ran away, and mentioned something about the most foul mouthed blasphemer in the world.

You sure you’re not Navy?

 

[Snipe260]

I got to meet Karen this AM. She really gave me a case of the ASS. It is really stupid as Karen was in no risk, she was upwind, conversation took place at 20-25 feet. and I didn't want to talk to her, my business was with the Service Writer of that Shop.

I drove up to the service line, left it running, and got out and walked NO more than 3 steps forward, just in front of the engine, Suzy, the service writer, was checking Karen's Subaru in for an oil change but Karen didn't know what kind of Oil she want.,,,,##,, Waited, and when the time was right I asked the Service Writer how busy she was? We were 20 or more feet apart, and I never left that spot.

She hollered out, "Mike, it will be 2-3 hours." and I hollered back, " OK, maybe in the morning?" and she gave me a thumbs up.

I turned around to leave and!!! Karen, the stupid cunt driving the Suburu hollered at me, "SIR+"#< Where is your mask?", I froze--
"SIR" said snottily," Where is your mask?" shocked the shit out of me, again-
A conversation took place. It was a MutherFucker. Where I pointed out that we were 20 feet apart and she was upwind, and I was leaving anyway, But HELL FUCKIN NO?!!? this festered Old Snatch kept pushin it,Hollerin, Screamin, about Masks and, " I left that truck running' and Fuckin up the air, and I should be more responsible." and--Advancing towards me all along.
Ended up at the front of my truck, where I started the conversation at first, and Karen had advanced on me, whereupon, I let the Batty Bitch know she was in My Space, pointed out to her on the ground how far she had come towards me and that her car was 25-30 feet ahead of where we stood. and then I asked her with my most swavey and de-boner vernacular,

"Are you, stupid crazy, cunt, just out here for a fight? Look where we are and ask me who the aggressor is here?" full well ready and pissed. then I lit into her with a barrage of some of the nastiest shit I know, but I didn't slap the painted up Mary Kay Whore. God knows I wanted to, really bad. but held my cool.

When done with my tirade of bad things to say, Bitch Cunt started crying, cried and ran away, and mentioned something about the most foul mouthed blasphemer in the world.

Damn, it came close and out of the Blue. Glad the Slut didn't have a gun. Hope your day started better. FM

Settle down sir! Settle down

 

[...]

life gets 10000x better when you realize you have 0 obligation to engage in conversation with anyone.

i just turn around and walk away without even acknowledging their existence......its awesome as people genuinely dont know how to react to it, so they just stand there stunned.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

i dont believe it, you dont have a mean bone in your body

 

[Foul Mike]

I had a fuckin mask on the seat of the truck, Just didn't feel it was necessary.

Gooffey Gaunch was just looking to fight.

She damn near found the fight right there. Haven't been this pissed in a long time. Many years.

Army E. Co. 5/7 Cav, Uncle Sugar sent all service members somewhere to learn how to talk.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

She was driving a Subaru. Should of slapped her.

 

[Rthur]

I got to meet Karen this AM. She really gave me a case of the ASS. It is really stupid as Karen was in no risk, she was upwind, conversation took place at 20-25 feet. and I didn't want to talk to her, my business was with the Service Writer of that Shop.

I drove up to the service line, left it running, and got out and walked NO more than 3 steps forward, just in front of the engine, Suzy, the service writer, was checking Karen's Subaru in for an oil change but Karen didn't know what kind of Oil she want.,,,,##,, Waited, and when the time was right I asked the Service Writer how busy she was? We were 20 or more feet apart, and I never left that spot.

She hollered out, "Mike, it will be 2-3 hours." and I hollered back, " OK, maybe in the morning?" and she gave me a thumbs up.

I turned around to leave and!!! Karen, the stupid cunt driving the Suburu hollered at me, "SIR+"#< Where is your mask?", I froze--
"SIR" said snottily," Where is your mask?" shocked the shit out of me, again-
A conversation took place. It was a MutherFucker. Where I pointed out that we were 20 feet apart and she was upwind, and I was leaving anyway, But HELL FUCKIN NO?!!? this festered Old Snatch kept pushin it,Hollerin, Screamin, about Masks and, " I left that truck running' and Fuckin up the air, and I should be more responsible." and--Advancing towards me all along.
Ended up at the front of my truck, where I started the conversation at first, and Karen had advanced on me, whereupon, I let the Batty Bitch know she was in My Space, pointed out to her on the ground how far she had come towards me and that her car was 25-30 feet ahead of where we stood. and then I asked her with my most swavey and de-boner vernacular,

"Are you, stupid crazy, cunt, just out here for a fight? Look where we are and ask me who the aggressor is here?" full well ready and pissed. then I lit into her with a barrage of some of the nastiest shit I know, but I didn't slap the painted up Mary Kay Whore. God knows I wanted to, really bad. but held my cool.

When done with my tirade of bad things to say, Bitch Cunt started crying, cried and ran away, and mentioned something about the most foul mouthed blasphemer in the world.

Damn, it came close and out of the Blue. Glad the Slut didn't have a gun. Hope your day started better. FM

Always like a story with a happy ending.
Like most all Karens once they get their own medicine they cry like a little bitch.

You get a gold star on your paper today:

R

 

[TheGerman]

I foresee an uprising from all sides against Karen at some point. Its probably the only thing everyone can agree on.

Then there will be an uptick in 'self defense' shootings from Karens who went to 1 CCW class and now 'feel threatened' because you told her to shut her dumb fucking mouth.

 

[bullseye13]

 

[HeavyAssault]

Suzy be like " HEY Mike!!!........"

 

[kenny1773]

Yeah Mike I am pretty sure this wasn't about the mask

She clearly just wanted you to fuck her silly

 

[Expert684]

One of two things happened:
She went home and told her cuck/man bun bitch how she set you straight! (LIE).
Or bitch cried with him in their "safe space".
Either way good job! We all need to take some of the trash out of this world sooner or later.

 

[Nik H]

I got to meet Karen this AM. She really gave me a case of the ASS. It is really stupid as Karen was in no risk, she was upwind, conversation took place at 20-25 feet. and I didn't want to talk to her, my business was with the Service Writer of that Shop.

I drove up to the service line, left it running, and got out and walked NO more than 3 steps forward, just in front of the engine, Suzy, the service writer, was checking Karen's Subaru in for an oil change but Karen didn't know what kind of Oil she want.,,,,##,, Waited, and when the time was right I asked the Service Writer how busy she was? We were 20 or more feet apart, and I never left that spot.

She hollered out, "Mike, it will be 2-3 hours." and I hollered back, " OK, maybe in the morning?" and she gave me a thumbs up.

I turned around to leave and!!! Karen, the stupid cunt driving the Suburu hollered at me, "SIR+"#< Where is your mask?", I froze--
"SIR" said snottily," Where is your mask?" shocked the shit out of me, again-
A conversation took place. It was a MutherFucker. Where I pointed out that we were 20 feet apart and she was upwind, and I was leaving anyway, But HELL FUCKIN NO?!!? this festered Old Snatch kept pushin it,Hollerin, Screamin, about Masks and, " I left that truck running' and Fuckin up the air, and I should be more responsible." and--Advancing towards me all along.
Ended up at the front of my truck, where I started the conversation at first, and Karen had advanced on me, whereupon, I let the Batty Bitch know she was in My Space, pointed out to her on the ground how far she had come towards me and that her car was 25-30 feet ahead of where we stood. and then I asked her with my most swavey and de-boner vernacular,

"Are you, stupid crazy, cunt, just out here for a fight? Look where we are and ask me who the aggressor is here?" full well ready and pissed. then I lit into her with a barrage of some of the nastiest shit I know, but I didn't slap the painted up Mary Kay Whore. God knows I wanted to, really bad. but held my cool.

When done with my tirade of bad things to say, Bitch Cunt started crying, cried and ran away, and mentioned something about the most foul mouthed blasphemer in the world.

Damn, it came close and out of the Blue. Glad the Slut didn't have a gun. Hope your day started better. FM

Out fucking standing.

The couple of times I met one...I fucking tore them a new asshole with lots of use of the word CUNT...FUCKING CUNT....etc. Screaming those obscenities in their fucking face.

They ALWAYS back down and cry and run away...fuck them. I hate CUNTS.

 

[W54/XM-388]

I have also found that just sardonically smiling while saying nothing and looking right through them gets them quite upset and mad.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

LOL @Foul Mike sounds like the same bitch I met. Was in the college cafeteria, had just opened the door for someone, something outside caught my eye, a UFO or some shit who knows, and outta nowhere this fckn bitch yells at me "What are you fuckin retarded?! Close the fucking door!" She apparently wasnt expecting the reaction that I gave her, the stupid girl went and got the campus police LOL. I never laid a hand on her and she insulted me first so I aint sure what she expected em to do..
Downsides of living amongst city folks... they never got smacked upside the head for not mindin their manners..

 

[Bender]

I got to meet Karen this AM. She really gave me a case of the ASS. It is really stupid as Karen was in no risk, she was upwind, conversation took place at 20-25 feet. and I didn't want to talk to her, my business was with the Service Writer of that Shop.

I drove up to the service line, left it running, and got out and walked NO more than 3 steps forward, just in front of the engine, Suzy, the service writer, was checking Karen's Subaru in for an oil change but Karen didn't know what kind of Oil she want.,,,,##,, Waited, and when the time was right I asked the Service Writer how busy she was? We were 20 or more feet apart, and I never left that spot.

She hollered out, "Mike, it will be 2-3 hours." and I hollered back, " OK, maybe in the morning?" and she gave me a thumbs up.

I turned around to leave and!!! Karen, the stupid cunt driving the Suburu hollered at me, "SIR+"#< Where is your mask?", I froze--
"SIR" said snottily," Where is your mask?" shocked the shit out of me, again-
A conversation took place. It was a MutherFucker. Where I pointed out that we were 20 feet apart and she was upwind, and I was leaving anyway, But HELL FUCKIN NO?!!? this festered Old Snatch kept pushin it,Hollerin, Screamin, about Masks and, " I left that truck running' and Fuckin up the air, and I should be more responsible." and--Advancing towards me all along.
Ended up at the front of my truck, where I started the conversation at first, and Karen had advanced on me, whereupon, I let the Batty Bitch know she was in My Space, pointed out to her on the ground how far she had come towards me and that her car was 25-30 feet ahead of where we stood. and then I asked her with my most swavey and de-boner vernacular,

"Are you, stupid crazy, cunt, just out here for a fight? Look where we are and ask me who the aggressor is here?" full well ready and pissed. then I lit into her with a barrage of some of the nastiest shit I know, but I didn't slap the painted up Mary Kay Whore. God knows I wanted to, really bad. but held my cool.

When done with my tirade of bad things to say, Bitch Cunt started crying, cried and ran away, and mentioned something about the most foul mouthed blasphemer in the world.

Damn, it came close and out of the Blue. Glad the Slut didn't have a gun. Hope your day started better. FM

Mike, I would have paid money, brought a lawn chair and popcorn just to watch this.

 

[Jgunner]

Ive been expecting it, but nobody says shit when I don’t have my company shirt on.
Dude today said “my mother-in-law is coming by and she is very opinionated and will say something about not wearing a mask” i strait faced told him “i charge more for that”, he laughed, i stared, he replied with “ill tell her to wait”.

its odd to me that people think its ok to verbally abuse people because they are sheep. Course sheep don’t know they’re sheep....

 

[OldSalty]

I foresee an uprising from all sides against Karen at some point. Its probably the only thing everyone can agree on.

Then there will be an uptick in 'self defense' shootings from Karens who went to 1 CCW class and now 'feel threatened' because you told her to shut her dumb fucking mouth.

This is likely a good prediction of the future.

I bet the karen percentage of those record setting gun sales is quite high.

Karen is also buying all the 9MM, which then freaked out reloaders (who got 9MM lazy and were buying cheap factory ammo) who bought up all the primers.

It all fits together IYAM.

Now, how Karen votes is a different subject.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

It's a damn good thing you were in a good mood. I know you held back on her.

Good job Mike. I wish i could have seen it.

Wait!!! the dealership has security cameras! Go talk to Service Writer, and get the video. You might could even sell tickets here.

 

[Snipe260]

She just didn’t have a clue who she was fuckin with! The Foul One!

 

[HiDesertELR]

 

[Snipe260]

Was this her?

 

[Threadcutter308]

View attachment 7395511Was this her?

Reported

 

[Fig]

 

[lash]

I got to meet Karen this AM. She really gave me a case of the ASS. It is really stupid as Karen was in no risk, she was upwind, conversation took place at 20-25 feet. and I didn't want to talk to her, my business was with the Service Writer of that Shop.

I drove up to the service line, left it running, and got out and walked NO more than 3 steps forward, just in front of the engine, Suzy, the service writer, was checking Karen's Subaru in for an oil change but Karen didn't know what kind of Oil she want.,,,,##,, Waited, and when the time was right I asked the Service Writer how busy she was? We were 20 or more feet apart, and I never left that spot.

She hollered out, "Mike, it will be 2-3 hours." and I hollered back, " OK, maybe in the morning?" and she gave me a thumbs up.

I turned around to leave and!!! Karen, the stupid cunt driving the Suburu hollered at me, "SIR+"#< Where is your mask?", I froze--
"SIR" said snottily," Where is your mask?" shocked the shit out of me, again-
A conversation took place. It was a MutherFucker. Where I pointed out that we were 20 feet apart and she was upwind, and I was leaving anyway, But HELL FUCKIN NO?!!? this festered Old Snatch kept pushin it,Hollerin, Screamin, about Masks and, " I left that truck running' and Fuckin up the air, and I should be more responsible." and--Advancing towards me all along.
Ended up at the front of my truck, where I started the conversation at first, and Karen had advanced on me, whereupon, I let the Batty Bitch know she was in My Space, pointed out to her on the ground how far she had come towards me and that her car was 25-30 feet ahead of where we stood. and then I asked her with my most swavey and de-boner vernacular,

"Are you, stupid crazy, cunt, just out here for a fight? Look where we are and ask me who the aggressor is here?" full well ready and pissed. then I lit into her with a barrage of some of the nastiest shit I know, but I didn't slap the painted up Mary Kay Whore. God knows I wanted to, really bad. but held my cool.

When done with my tirade of bad things to say, Bitch Cunt started crying, cried and ran away, and mentioned something about the most foul mouthed blasphemer in the world.

Damn, it came close and out of the Blue. Glad the Slut didn't have a gun. Hope your day started better. FM

Damn! That would have fired me up also. You showed restraint there. Sorry that it messed up your morning though.

 

[powdahound76]

@Foul Mike - next time just run up and give the Karen a bear hug!!

You are outside in a place not designed for people to congregate, so technically no mask required as I understand our douchebag Governor’s executive order.

 

[BytorJr]

Haha, without divulging too much information, I had a similar experience with somebody (not about masks), and it ended in my B-52 bomb-bay doors opening and jettisoning the entire payload. This was met with my "foul potty mouth" and I was a heathen and bless my heart, God loves me, Jesus will save me despite my foul mouth, they'll pray for me, blah blah blah, I am deranged, etc, etc, to which I responded by unloading the wing pylons. So now I'm out of my monthly allotment of bombs. WTH (since I have no F's). This person was destroying property she didn't own, did it behind owners back and got her ass busted. I'd give more, but it's a pretty specific incident.

 

[Aries256]

Only place I wear a mask is at work where the grand lords of stupidity mandated it, no doubt as a lawsuit deterrent, and even then only when I see someone coming into view, and the navy base. Everywhere else the mask nazis can go fuck themselves. I love the dirty looks from the sheep. Havnt gotten a lecture from any purple haired fatties that need to take a dick yet tho.

 

[Maser]

You know, I'm an old bastard of almost 31 years old and when I think about it, I haven't met very many real Karens in my lifetime. Maybe I should count my blessings.

 

[BJG56]

View attachment 7395511Was this her?

For the love of God Spife, why did you go and do that? I just about shit my pants!!!

And, damn fine job Mike. Please, carry on.

 

[A&8's]

Love it foul mike. I walk around walmart now all the time without a mask. I carry one in but never put it on. I'm kinda wishing someone says shit to me. At the same time I kinda dont because I'm too old for this shit.

I got into it a bit with, I'm assuming the manager at walmart Saturday. I needed printer paper. As I walked by the employee stationed outside, I nodded, as did he. After a few steps, he said, "They're making people wear masks inside." I replied, "OK." Once inside, I head straight to the school section and begin looking for the paper I wanted. I noticed a guy near automotive (1/2 or so across the store) with a mask on, a peach colored shirt and bleach white pants. For some reason, I assumed he was the manager when I 1st saw him, don't know why...he just had that 'look'. Trying to decide which paper I wanted, I saw peach shirt guy just appear out of nowhere. He then says, "Sir, I'm going to need you to put a mask on." Now that he is closer, I see he has no name tag or anything ID'ing himself as a wally-world employee. I replied, "OK." Still looking at the printer paper. He says, a bit louder, "SIR, I need you to put a mask on. Here's one, if you don't have one." Handing me a ziplock bag with a mask inside. Again, I replied, "OK." He walked away and I decided which printer paper to buy. I always cruise thru the huntin section, so that was my next stop. Browsing there, BAM....there appears peach shirt dude again. He stops in the aisle and says, "SIR, I need you to put that mask on." Again, I replied "OK." He says, "Sir, I have asked you nicely 3 times to put a mask on and you just say 'OK.' You are being very disrespectful." ((Now, I've had enough of this dickhead.)) I said, probably louder than I intended, "No! I have been nothing but respectful to you. In fact, I have only said 6 letters to you. Being disrespectful would have been me saying 'Get the fuck away from me before I hit you in your fucking mouth." His eyes got really wide and he got on his little barbie walkie-talkie and said in a very shaky voice, "Security to sporting goods, I need security to sporting goods." I said, "Might as well tell them to go up front, because I'll be up there by that time." I slowly walked up from, stood in line (6' from the customer in front of me), paid for my printer paper and walked out. As I was walking out, there peach shirt guy was again, talking to an employee (she did have her ID on). I stopped and handed him his ziplock bag and mask back and said, "Have a good day."

 

[Aries256]

You know, I'm an old bastard of almost 31 years old and when I think about it, I haven't met very many real Karens in my lifetime. Maybe I should count my blessings.

31? Still a kid lol, unlike us old fart 35yo’s got 4 more years of grump on ya

 

[FjallJager]

How do you know if she is a cunt, I don't think she's that warm inside or deep?

I hate bitches like that.

Here is my take on the word Karen.

I have decided that I am not going to use it. I don't use racially aligned first names as a slur against a person for anyone. As in I don't all African men Leroy, or Asian women Lian and so on.

I want to use it, I love the word cunt, but it is hard to use it in public. So it would be nice to have a word you could use if you had to.

So I'll keep rocking cunt, as it is more offensive to all women.

Karen is a racial stereo type for a bitchy white woman, but I don't think it does anyone of European ancestry any good to use it.

I have two Black co-workers, both of them do not use the N word. I have been in the presence of other Americans of African decent and heard them use it. My two co-workers always look at me and then appologize.

For a while it was ok to call super white dudes Chad. Also a bullshit thing to allow if you are white.

I was a Sailor for 20 years, nothing offends me. I just think we need to do what is right to ensure that white's are not villainized anymore than we already are.

Cunt, bitch, whore she was all of those.

 

[Aries256]

How do you know if she is a cunt, I don't think she's that warm inside or deep?

I hate bitches like that.

Here is my take on the word Karen.

I have decided that I am not going to use it. I don't use racially aligned first names as a slur against a person for anyone. As in I don't all African men Leroy, or Asian women Lian and so on.

I want to use it, I love the word cunt, but it is hard to use it in public. So it would be nice to have a word you could use if you had to.

So I'll keep rocking cunt, as it is more offensive to all women.

Karen is a racial stereo type for a bitchy white woman, but I don't think it does anyone of European ancestry any good to use it.

I have two Black co-workers, both of them do not use the N word. I have been in the presence of other Americans of African decent and heard them use it. My two co-workers always look at me and then appologize.

For a while it was ok to call super white dudes Chad. Also a bullshit thing to allow if you are white.

I was a Sailor for 20 years, nothing offends me. I just think we need to do what is right to ensure that white's are not villainized anymore than we already are.

Cunt, bitch, whore she was all of those.

Cuntzilla, cunticus or cuntasaurus always works for me lol esp when describing a coworker that is a absolute shit person.

 

[FjallJager]

You had me at Cuntasaurus!

 

[Aries256]

You had me at Cuntasaurus!

Count cuntula has come up a few times for this bitch also lol

 

[Foul Mike]

I got my truck serviced this AM. I was first in line, early, and the engine was hot so I would get a good drain.
Suzy, the Service Writer, was there to greet me with a Big smile on her face. My truck was in and draining before the actual opening hour for that shop.
It is a small town and I have known Suzy since she was in diapers.
Suzy told me that Karen had a total meltdown and was crying after I left yesterday, and continued to cry til. Karen's "husband" came down and picked her up. as she sobbed on.
Turns out that Karen is a recent transplant from California, Goddamn I hate people like that,
What do they expect moving to East Bumfuck Colorado???
Suzy knows some shit about cussin but did tell me that had my words been directed at her she would probably cry too and she is a tough woman.

All is well in River City. FM is proud of himself and ready for the next one.

The Subaru is still on the lot waiting to be picked up.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

You done good, Foul Mike.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I got my truck serviced this AM. I was first in line, early, and the engine was hot so I would get a good drain.
Suzy, the Service Writer, was there to greet me with a Big smile on her face. My truck was in and draining before the actual opening hour for that shop.
It is a small town and I have known Suzy since she was in diapers.
Suzy told me that Karen had a total meltdown and was crying after I left yesterday, and continued to cry til. Karen's "husband" came down and picked her up. as she sobbed on.
Turns out that Karen is a recent transplant from California, Goddamn I hate people like that,
What do they expect moving to East Bumfuck Colorado???
Suzy knows some shit about cussin but did tell me that had my words been directed at her she would probably cry too and she is a tough woman.

All is well in River City. FM is proud of himself and ready for the next one.

The Subaru is still on the lot waiting to be picked up.

Massive Style Points awarded Mike, one hell of a good job !
@armorpl8chikn Can we please show/award this Man an Orson ?