I need help locating a T-shirt

[Darryle]

I am wearing this t-shirt today and had to visit HR about, 2hr lecture about how offensive this shirt is.

I need to find a t-shirt that says something like get on your waaaah cycle and pedal away, basically a go fuck off somewhere else that won't earn me another useless lecture about how my hobby is offensive.

 

[Makinchips208]

I’d make hr document it in the policy, as well as provide me a copy of the rule that specifically prohibits this.

I take the message of the shirt to be generous, kind, and well meaning.

 

[kenny1773]

oh wait, that might get you in more trouble

maybe this one

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Better-call-the-Wahbulance-by-wondrous/23321421.GDEN5

 

[higginsworksforme]

Are you a veteran?

 

[Makinchips208]

Knew a kid that received complaints about his tshirt, so he wore it inside out, the supervisor told him his shirt was inside out, and the kid acted like it was news to him, so he turns the offensive tshirt right side out, then told hr the supervisor told him to wear it that side out. He was so dumb it was genius.

Then he proceeded to wear his tshirt either inside out or backwards nearly every day after that. Haha.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Y'all spelt "Amberlamps" wrong.

 

[BravoSector1]

They don't like your hobby...try politics?

 

[Darryle]

Are you a veteran?

No, but we are a defense company, which makes this even crazier

 

[BravoSector1]

 

[Darryle]

They don't like your hobby...try politics?

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They already fought and lost the battle on Trump T-shirts, I worn both of these multiple times and they have tried to prevent us.

 

[UKDslayer]

They don't like your hobby...try politics?

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Great line in Kill Tony!

 

[Ronws]

I don't have the t-shirt but a friend once suggested getting out of jury duty for an amish guy by wearing a t-shirt with Nathan Bedford Forrest on it.

 

[Milf Dots]

As long as you're getting paid to waste 2 hours at H.R., I'd wear it again.

 

[Darryle]

Even more ironic is there are multiple flatscreens located throughout the company facilities playing looped videos of our aircraft launching Hellfires, Sidewinders, APKWS II and destroying targets with turret mounted rotary cannon

 

[Smokenaces]

See how they approach this.

 

[Ronws]

All around town I see these bumper stickers "Be Patient - Student Driver"

I need one that says "Watch Out - Old Man Tired of Student Drivers"

 

[Slash0311]

Its not a shirt but you could have one made.

 

[DangerDave]

I work for the state of Illinois and I wear offensive shirts/hats all the time. Heck my mousepad is a USA+Gadsden flag with an AR15 on it.

I am brown so they can’t do shit. I will just sue them for racial discrimination and they know that because I’ve made them miserable several times and had them shutdown a few DEI and lgbwtf activities. I told them it makes me feel excluded and extremely uncomfortable . They can’t fucking stand me. Not sure if it’s because I am a conservative or a brown conservative. Either way, the HR can eat $hit.

 

[DuneBoer]

Time to double down.

 

[Darryle]

See how they approach this.
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I am trying to offend without getting fired, I know all to well how to get fired

 

[Darryle]

Time to double down.

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I have an old David Allen Coe t-shirt with his image over the rebel flag, nobody has ever said a word when I wore it

 

[Herb Stoner]

I work for the state of Illinois and I wear offensive shirts/hats all the time. Heck my mousepad is a USA+Gadsden flag with an AR15 on it.

I am brown so they can’t do shit. I will just sue them for racial discrimination and they know that because I’ve made them miserable several times and had them shutdown a few DEI and lgbwtf activities. I told them it makes me feel excluded and extremely uncomfortable . They can’t fucking stand me. Not sure if it’s because I am a conservative or a brown conservative. Either way, the HR can eat $hit.

 

[Marinevet1]

One of my favorites............owned this one for 20 years............

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[Makinchips208]

I am trying to offend without getting fired, I know all to well how to get fired

a friend was amazing at getting under their skin in funny ways. He filed a complaint that he was allergic to the hr lady’s perfume and it gave him headaches. She had to quit wearing it. Haha!
I got too many stories with that guy. He finally did get escorted off the premises.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Even more ironic is there are multiple flatscreens located throughout the company facilities playing looped videos of our aircraft launching Hellfires, Sidewinders, APKWS II and destroying targets with turret mounted rotary cannon

Clearly the person who turned you in is still mad they missed the MDT Black Friday sale.

 

[The D]

Time to double down.

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I second this

 

[Devildog]

An old favorite. Should piss off upper management types

 

[samadisoulcrusher]

 

[Darryle]

I ordered these yesterday and I have a few more I am considering

 

[Darryle]

One of you creative types needs to design a t-shirt and I will buy a couple

"Liberal Tears Lubricant, quietens that noisy cry-cycle instantly"

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

 

[mrdrar]

I work for the state of Illinois and I wear offensive shirts/hats all the time. Heck my mousepad is a USA+Gadsden flag with an AR15 on it.

I am brown so they can’t do shit. I will just sue them for racial discrimination and they know that because I’ve made them miserable several times and had them shutdown a few DEI and lgbwtf activities. I told them it makes me feel excluded and extremely uncomfortable . They can’t fucking stand me. Not sure if it’s because I am a conservative or a brown conservative. Either way, the HR can eat $hit.

Thank you for your contributions. I'm the wrong kind of brown--all 4 grandparents came from southern Italy (and were thrilled to assimilate). First, Italians were the wrong kind (brown) and then we became white--just in time for white to be bad. So, I point out that my skin is brown, but apparently the wrong kind. But, it's OK. I hate everybody equally.

 

[Ronws]

Thank you for your contributions. I'm the wrong kind of brown--all 4 grandparents came from southern Italy (and were thrilled to assimilate). First, Italians were the wrong kind (brown) and then we became white--just in time for white to be bad. So, I point out that my skin is brown, but apparently the wrong kind. But, it's OK. I hate everybody equally.

Great, now, I have that Christopher Walken scene about sicilians in my head.

Great, just great.

 

[BravoSector1]

Volunteer to be a cook at the next company BBQ and promise to display one of their products in the process!

 

[Ronws]