*Subject: Immigrant Sex*
* **It is indeed, a very strange world we live in today
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100," she replies.
With a heavy accent he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."
"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No", she says.
"I pay you $400."
"No", she says.
So finally he say, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."
She thinks, "Well, I"ve been in the game for over 10 year now.
I"ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of *
* the world." How bad could Immigrant Style be? So she agrees *
* and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.But *
* that **was good. So what exactly is "Immigrant Style"?
The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."*
* **It is indeed, a very strange world we live in today
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100," she replies.
With a heavy accent he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."
"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No", she says.
"I pay you $400."
"No", she says.
So finally he say, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."
She thinks, "Well, I"ve been in the game for over 10 year now.
I"ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of *
* the world." How bad could Immigrant Style be? So she agrees *
* and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.But *
* that **was good. So what exactly is "Immigrant Style"?
The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."*
