In case anyone is shopping....

[sirhrmechanic]

For a mere $650,000 I will gladly come to your house and tape a banana to the wall.

You have all seen my workmanship here. I promise, it will NOT be a cut-rate taping job. For an extra $100K I will come and tape up a new banana every week for a month. But you have to pay my Per Diem at a local hotel (nothing lower than a Marriott Suites WITH a meal plan.)

I know lots of you folks can afford this. I am offering real art for a price that you can live with!

Sirhr

 

[kl3309]

...You have all seen my workmanship here...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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I am strangely aroused by this???!!!???

Sirhr

 

[Dirty D]

I am strangely aroused by this???!!!???

Sirhr

“Strangely”

 

[corsairpilot62]

For a mere $650,000 I will gladly come to your house and tape a banana to the wall.

You have all seen my workmanship here. I promise, it will NOT be a cut-rate taping job. For an extra $100K I will come and tape up a new banana every week for a month. But you have to pay my Per Diem at a local hotel (nothing lower than a Marriott Suites WITH a meal plan.)

I know lots of you folks can afford this. I am offering real art for a price that you can live with!

Sirhr

 

[kl3309]

I am strangely aroused by this???!!!???

Sirhr

Iz that you upselling?

 

[Bullfrog08]

For a mere $650,000 I will gladly come to your house and tape a banana to the wall.

You have all seen my workmanship here. I promise, it will NOT be a cut-rate taping job. For an extra $100K I will come and tape up a new banana every week for a month. But you have to pay my Per Diem at a local hotel (nothing lower than a Marriott Suites WITH a meal plan.)

I know lots of you folks can afford this. I am offering real art for a price that you can live with!

Sirhr

I'll do the Banana change each week for $90k. I will pick up my own hotel.

 

[JimTN]

this one is on the house.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'll do the Banana change each week for $90k. I will pick up my own hotel.

Hey, if you want a mere copycat…. I’m the original SH nanner-taper.

Don’t settle for imitations!!!

As seen on TV!

Your mileage may vary.

Offer not valid on Guam!!

So buy from the Original Imitation traveling Banana-taper!!


Sirhr

 

[Darryle]

For a mere $650,000 I will gladly come to your house and tape a banana to the wall.

You have all seen my workmanship here. I promise, it will NOT be a cut-rate taping job. For an extra $100K I will come and tape up a new banana every week for a month. But you have to pay my Per Diem at a local hotel (nothing lower than a Marriott Suites WITH a meal plan.)

I know lots of you folks can afford this. I am offering real art for a price that you can live with!

Sirhr

I need some concrete footers poured, estimate? I have a shed you can stay in to save on a rental

 

[corsairpilot62]

whats the upcharge to get it stapled instead of taped? Asking for a friend.

 

[John T.]

Yeah, I saw that on the news. Who the fluck with a brain, would look at that and call it art!?!? And then pay $(8)? million for it? Insane! Leftist no doubt...with a frickin art studies degree.
You really have to wonder about some examples of the human race, eh?

 

[BAMAboy18]

For a mere $650,000 I will gladly come to your house and tape a banana to the wall.

You have all seen my workmanship here. I promise, it will NOT be a cut-rate taping job. For an extra $100K I will come and tape up a new banana every week for a month. But you have to pay my Per Diem at a local hotel (nothing lower than a Marriott Suites WITH a meal plan.)

I know lots of you folks can afford this. I am offering real art for a price that you can live with!

Sirhr

I know I'm late to the party, but what's your lead time?!

 

[Darryle]

Yeah, I saw that on the news. Who the fluck with a brain, would look at that and call it art!?!? And then pay $(8)? million for it? Insane! Leftist no doubt...with a frickin art studies degree.
You really have to wonder about some examples of the human race, eh?

You just mad you didn't think of it first, honestly, I am too, I could sleep in tomorrow

 

[JJMoody]

Yeah, I saw that on the news. Who the fluck with a brain, would look at that and call it art!?!? And then pay $(8)? million for it? Insane! Leftist no doubt...with a frickin art studies degree.
You really have to wonder about some examples of the human race, eh?

Art (auctions, horse sales, etc….) is just another way of money laundering. When that revelation hit me, it all made sense

 

[n2ishun]

Hey, if you want a mere copycat…. I’m the original SH nanner-taper.

Don’t settle for imitations!!!

As seen on TV!

Your mileage may vary.

Offer not valid on Guam!!

So buy from the Original Imitation traveling Banana-taper!!


Sirhr

Sounds like you're a real "hands on" kinda guy.

Tape mine swingin' to the right, low mast and don't rub too much, he might spit at you.

 

[Aftermath]

Yeah, that was some weird shit.

It's money laundering. For a good cause or something.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I know I'm late to the party, but what's your lead time?!

I’ll be there with my installation crew of trained Jamaican Tally-men 24 hours after your check clears!



Daaaaaayyy-O, art lovers!!!

Sirhr

 

[Bullfrog08]

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We've already done the banana meme thing! This about ART motherfucker!

 

[cas6969]

...tape a banana to the wall.

Is that what they'll calling it now?

 

[The D]

I am confuse. What really dumb story in the corporate press did I miss?