Years ago, I worked for a fresh-off-the-boat success story named Hernán.
You know, like Hernán Cortés?
His wife was from the same area of the same country, spoke Spanish as a first language, and insisted on the most curious behavior.
She purposefully mispronounced his name as "HAIR-nan," with so much H that she didn't leave shit between G and I in the alphabet.
And it was all to fit in and sound like ... a real American.
Anyway ...
So hey, let's just pay everything for everybody all the time whenever, right?
Fucking Communists.
You know, like Hernán Cortés?
His wife was from the same area of the same country, spoke Spanish as a first language, and insisted on the most curious behavior.
She purposefully mispronounced his name as "HAIR-nan," with so much H that she didn't leave shit between G and I in the alphabet.
And it was all to fit in and sound like ... a real American.
Anyway ...
So hey, let's just pay everything for everybody all the time whenever, right?
Fucking Communists.