Judy is a Dude

[Alphatreedog]

So I do my nightly search for ammo , target sports USA , Midway etc. . I wi d up on Cabelas knowing that hopeless disappointment is all that awaits me . So as I peruse their in store ammo Voila , the motherload . Federal Fusion 308 150grain amfuck8nbrosia . It is my AR 10 zero currently and my buddy has my bolt 308 whih loves it . I select 3 boxes then text said buddy who replies vet me 2 . All the way thru the transaction , place order and BLAM . 2 units out of inventory. Ok zo now what . No other buttons , icons or directions . WTF . Do I get three boxes . Did it go thru . Will Luke forgive Laura and run away with her to Tahiti ?
No email notification or order confirmation . So fuck it I call Cabelas customer service .
In a deep manly , barrel chesred tone , Hello this is Judy how can I help you . I respond with the cracking pubescent voice of Peter Brady , hi Judy how are you . At this point the needle did not just sreeech across the record . The wbole fukin turntable burst into a roaring inferno of homophobic disgust , shock and horror . With the only words capable of relaying said tragedy being Steve Carell crying "Mommy " . At this point fuck the ammo my brain has turned to mush and is on an endless loop of " WTF , Sweet Baby Jesus zave my sorry ass " . Aaagh I feel sick , violated and not unlike one of @Bender / Bender's pidgeons . Kill it . Kill it all with fire . Saweet Meteeyor O "D" "E" "A" "T" "H" please take us .

 

[pmclaine]

That's a lot of words in a real staccato cadence.

I couldn't follow it at all.

If you didn't suck it's dick you are still straight.

 

[uffduh]

So did you get any ammo or just shoot your load?

 

[theLBC]

lol, try ammoseek

 

[Rthur]

It's ok to be caught off guard by a Whoaman.
No sword fighting ect.

R

 

[ClamHammer747]

Trying to read that like....

 

[XLR308]

You sure it wasn't Rudy ?

 

[ForgeValley]

 

[theLBC]

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

So I do my nightly search for ammo , target sports USA , Midway etc. . I wi d up on Cabelas knowing that hopeless disappointment is all that awaits me . So as I peruse their in store ammo Voila , the motherload . Federal Fusion 308 150grain amfuck8nbrosia . It is my AR 10 zero currently and my buddy has my bolt 308 whih loves it . I select 3 boxes then text said buddy who replies vet me 2 . All the way thru the transaction , place order and BLAM . 2 units out of inventory. Ok zo now what . No other buttons , icons or directions . WTF . Do I get three boxes . Did it go thru . Will Luke forgive Laura and run away with her to Tahiti ?
No email notification or order confirmation . So fuck it I call Cabelas customer service .
In a deep manly , barrel chesred tone , Hello this is Judy how can I help you . I respond with the cracking pubescent voice of Peter Brady , hi Judy how are you . At this point the needle did not just sreeech across the record . The wbole fukin turntable burst into a roaring inferno of homophobic disgust , shock and horror . With the only words capable of relaying said tragedy being Steve Carell crying "Mommy " . At this point fuck the ammo my brain has turned to mush and is on an endless loop of " WTF , Sweet Baby Jesus zave my sorry ass " . Aaagh I feel sick , violated and not unlike one of @Bender / Bender's pidgeons . Kill it . Kill it all with fire . Saweet Meteeyor O "D" "E" "A" "T" "H" please take us .

 

[2ndamendfan]

Some of you need a little more autism in your life, That was an easy read for me. But there is an unanswered question. Did the OP get lucky or not?

 

[MtnCreek]

Damned throatknuckles.

 

[Maggot]

So I do my nightly search for ammo , target sports USA , Midway etc. . I wi d up on Cabelas knowing that hopeless disappointment is all that awaits me . So as I peruse their in store ammo Voila , the motherload . Federal Fusion 308 150grain amfuck8nbrosia . It is my AR 10 zero currently and my buddy has my bolt 308 whih loves it . I select 3 boxes then text said buddy who replies vet me 2 . All the way thru the transaction , place order and BLAM . 2 units out of inventory. Ok zo now what . No other buttons , icons or directions . WTF . Do I get three boxes . Did it go thru . Will Luke forgive Laura and run away with her to Tahiti ?
No email notification or order confirmation . So fuck it I call Cabelas customer service .
In a deep manly , barrel chesred tone , Hello this is Judy how can I help you . I respond with the cracking pubescent voice of Peter Brady , hi Judy how are you . At this point the needle did not just sreeech across the record . The wbole fukin turntable burst into a roaring inferno of homophobic disgust , shock and horror . With the only words capable of relaying said tragedy being Steve Carell crying "Mommy " . At this point fuck the ammo my brain has turned to mush and is on an endless loop of " WTF , Sweet Baby Jesus zave my sorry ass " . Aaagh I feel sick , violated and not unlike one of @Bender / Bender's pidgeons . Kill it . Kill it all with fire . Saweet Meteeyor O "D" "E" "A" "T" "H" please take us .

Walk a way from the bottle.

 

[atomic41]

What a tease! Did you get Judy's number or not?

 

[XLR308]

What a tease! Did you get Judy's number or not?

 

[theLBC]

What a tease! Did you get Judy's number or not?

he got a dick pic.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

 

[gopherslayer]

Someone is having a stroke. Dial 911 for a community social worker. The poor lad needs it.

 

[rlarsen462]

Found Biden's account.

 

[Maggot]

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Ewwwwwwww

 

[clcustom1911]

So I do my nightly search for ammo , target sports USA , Midway etc. . I wi d up on Cabelas knowing that hopeless disappointment is all that awaits me . So as I peruse their in store ammo Voila , the motherload . Federal Fusion 308 150grain amfuck8nbrosia . It is my AR 10 zero currently and my buddy has my bolt 308 whih loves it . I select 3 boxes then text said buddy who replies vet me 2 . All the way thru the transaction , place order and BLAM . 2 units out of inventory. Ok zo now what . No other buttons , icons or directions . WTF . Do I get three boxes . Did it go thru . Will Luke forgive Laura and run away with her to Tahiti ?
No email notification or order confirmation . So fuck it I call Cabelas customer service .
In a deep manly , barrel chesred tone , Hello this is Judy how can I help you . I respond with the cracking pubescent voice of Peter Brady , hi Judy how are you . At this point the needle did not just sreeech across the record . The wbole fukin turntable burst into a roaring inferno of homophobic disgust , shock and horror . With the only words capable of relaying said tragedy being Steve Carell crying "Mommy " . At this point fuck the ammo my brain has turned to mush and is on an endless loop of " WTF , Sweet Baby Jesus zave my sorry ass " . Aaagh I feel sick , violated and not unlike one of @Bender / Bender's pidgeons . Kill it . Kill it all with fire . Saweet Meteeyor O "D" "E" "A" "T" "H" please take us .

I found the secret to truly comprehending all of the above.

3 heavy-pour Old Fashioned's with Bulleit Rye in 2 hours is the key to unlocking the mysteries.

 

[candyx]

Should of still brought the ammo man , its just skin no different from shaking hands

 

[Ravenworks]

Bro,where the fuc You been?

 

[seanh]

Man if you would have talked to Judy right you could have gotten a discount

 

[TheHorta]

Do you like Gladiator movies?

 

[candyx]

Do you like Gladiator movies?

Like Ben Hur ?

 

[TheHorta]

Like Ben Hur ?

Yes, just like Ben Hur...

 

[seanh]

Do you like Gladiator movies?

Lol... a little late, but airplane was the first thing I thought of.

 

[vinniedelpino]

So I do my nightly search for ammo , target sports USA , Midway etc. . I wi d up on Cabelas knowing that hopeless disappointment is all that awaits me . So as I peruse their in store ammo Voila , the motherload . Federal Fusion 308 150grain amfuck8nbrosia . It is my AR 10 zero currently and my buddy has my bolt 308 whih loves it . I select 3 boxes then text said buddy who replies vet me 2 . All the way thru the transaction , place order and BLAM . 2 units out of inventory. Ok zo now what . No other buttons , icons or directions . WTF . Do I get three boxes . Did it go thru . Will Luke forgive Laura and run away with her to Tahiti ?
No email notification or order confirmation . So fuck it I call Cabelas customer service .
In a deep manly , barrel chesred tone , Hello this is Judy how can I help you . I respond with the cracking pubescent voice of Peter Brady , hi Judy how are you . At this point the needle did not just sreeech across the record . The wbole fukin turntable burst into a roaring inferno of homophobic disgust , shock and horror . With the only words capable of relaying said tragedy being Steve Carell crying "Mommy " . At this point fuck the ammo my brain has turned to mush and is on an endless loop of " WTF , Sweet Baby Jesus zave my sorry ass " . Aaagh I feel sick , violated and not unlike one of @Bender / Bender's pidgeons . Kill it . Kill it all with fire . Saweet Meteeyor O "D" "E" "A" "T" "H" please take us .

I understood every word. And I feel you bro.

Lots of passable trannys in my neck of the woods. The covid mask thing is really messing me up. The jaw line/mouth area is the easiest way pick them out when you know what you're looking at and I can't tell what's what when I see them from the front anymore. I have to pivot 90 degrees to see them from the side to check for an adams apple. I have a habit of making that pivot obvious and it's uncomfortable for everyone.

Scary times.

 

[Bolo]

I dunno... coulda been a hot date. I bet she likes talking about her gun.

 

[6.5SH]

I understood every word. And I feel you bro.

Lots of passable trannys in my neck of the woods. The covid mask thing is really messing me up. The jaw line/mouth area is the easiest way pick them out when you know what you're looking at and I can't tell what's what when I see them from the front anymore. I have to pivot 90 degrees to see them from the side to check for an adams apple. I have a habit of making that pivot obvious and it's uncomfortable for everyone.

Scary times.

Better master the Dundee handshake: