Just fucking do it.

[clcustom1911]

To all who shall see this present, greetings..

Read, buy things, assemble things in the prescribed manner/order, use a little imagination:

Chocolate cupcakes with a raspberry filling, Reeves peanut butter cup on that, then peanut butter frosting on top of everything.

Talk about OODA Loop disruption when a "gun guy, overseas contractor" bakes The Things.

@TheGerman hath witnessed the glory of these things, but my carrot cake cupcake recipe.


Please excuse my blathering:

 

[Ravenworks]

Shit, poleeze those store bought you left the price tag on.

 

[clcustom1911]

Shit, poleeze those store bought you left the price tag on.

You are not correct.

 

[Texasflyer]

You are not correct.

Whats in the glass? Why am i thirsty all of a sudden?

 

[Choid]

Whats in the glass? Why am i thirsty all of a sudden?

Oh brother.

 

[Choid]

To all who shall see this present, greetings..

Read, buy things, assemble things in the prescribed manner/order, use a little imagination:

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Chocolate cupcakes with a raspberry filling, Reeves peanut butter cup on that, then peanut butter frosting on top of everything.

Talk about OODA Loop disruption when a "gun guy, overseas contractor" bakes The Things.

@TheGerman hath witnessed the glory of these things, but my carrot cake cupcake recipe.


Please excuse my blathering:

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So have you updated your relationship status on facebook to reflect all this time with the Frenchman?

 

[clcustom1911]

Whats in the glass? Why am i thirsty all of a sudden?

Old fashioned with Bulleit Rye

 

[clcustom1911]

So have you updated your relationship status on facebook to reflect all this time with the Frenchman?

I thought you were better than that. I was apparently wrong.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I thought you were better than than. I was apparently wrong.

Than than?

must be the good stuff you are into!

 

[HeavyAssault]

I'm down....do you require a pre-nup??

 

[clcustom1911]

I'm down....do you require a pre-nup??

Yeah. You ain't getting my guns, suppressors, or AutoTrickler V3 when it goes south.

 

[clcustom1911]

Than than?

must be the good stuff you are into!

Fixed. Gonna blame auto-correct on that first flub. Every one after that is all me.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Yeah. You ain't getting my guns, suppressors, or AutoTrickler V3 when it goes south.

I thought that when you get married, the First thing they get is the AutoTrickler? Which shortly thereafter goes South.

 

[Choid]

I thought you were better than that. I was apparently wrong.

I'm really not better than anything, but I haven't had desert since like 2012, so I get ornery when I see shit like that. Getting old sucks.

 

[TheGerman]

Literally stood in my kitchen, baked cupcakes and talked to women who wouldn't stop asking him about his baking prowess.

It's weird.

 

[Slash0311]

German yeast bread my mom used to make. She just can't kneed it any more so I make it now.

 

[clcustom1911]

Literally stood in my kitchen, baked cupcakes and talked to women who wouldn't stop asking him about his baking prowess.

It's weird.

 

[clcustom1911]

Literally stood in my kitchen, baked cupcakes and talked to women who wouldn't stop asking him about his baking prowess.

It's weird.

I'm telling you... it's a thing. Definitely a thing.

 

[clcustom1911]

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German yeast bread my mom used to make. She just can't kneed it any more so I make it now.

That looks like some real bread.

 

[D1gger]

Moral of the story-Chicks dig pastries

 

[Halfnutz]

Literally stood in my kitchen, baked cupcakes and talked to women who wouldn't stop asking him about his baking prowess.

It's weird.

Do you feel threatened?

 

[diverdon]

So long as the girls he's baiting are adults I guess it's OK. But that looks like food for chubby 14 year Olds.

Be a man, learn to cook steak.

 

[clcustom1911]

So long as the girls he's baiting are adults I guess it's OK. But that looks like food for chubby 14 year Olds.

Be a man, learn to cook steak.

Started baking after I was confident in my abilities around a BBQ.

 

[TheGerman]

Do you feel threatened?

Na, the cupcakes didn't really say anything mean to me.

 

[TheGerman]

Started baking after I was confident in my abilities around a BBQ.

So, I think this is how things evolved:

- OP got into BBQ and realized he liked preparing food and cooking

- OP got good at BBQ and started to hear things like, 'this is awesome bro' and 'i want more of your meat in my mouth'

- OP is mostly straight (being in the Navy makes you at least 4% gay, no matter what) and realized that making BBQ for mainly other guys, was not the way to the end game

- OP probably heard some chick in a halter top with cut off shorts where the shorts pockets were lower than the actual shorts, talking about how shed love a fucking cupcake after eating some BBQ or whatever

- OP abandons BBQ and gets all Martha Stewart in the kitchen with cupcakes in an attempt to catch himself some cupcake eating THOTS

- OP has also ordered a set of Bill Cosby books off of Amazon

 

[clcustom1911]

So, I think this is how things evolved:

- OP got into BBQ and realized he liked preparing food and cooking

- OP got good at BBQ and started to hear things like, 'this is awesome bro' and 'i want more of your meat in my mouth'

- OP is mostly straight (being in the Navy makes you at least 4% gay, no matter what) and realized that making BBQ for mainly other guys, was not the way to the end game

- OP probably heard some chick in a halter top with cut off shorts where the shorts pockets were lower than the actual shorts, talking about how shed love a fucking cupcake after eating some BBQ or whatever

- OP abandons BBQ and gets all Martha Stewart in the kitchen with cupcakes in an attempt to catch himself some cupcake eating THOTS

- OP has also ordered a set of Bill Cosby books off of Amazon

This is not an unreasonable interpretation and time line of events.

 

[TheGerman]

THOTcakes

BTW if you use that business name, I automatically own like 50% of everything.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Cupcakes are nice, but I find baking cakes and baking bread much more of a fun challenge.

 

[tomcatmv]

Cupcakes are nice, but I find baking cakes and baking bread much more of a fun challenge.

I always thought working on putting "one in the oven" was more of a worthwhile pursuit. LOL

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

This might be the strangest flex on snipershide.

but it’s 2021 and I’m not allowed to judge.

 

[TheGerman]

This might be the strangest flex on snipershide.

but it’s 2021 and I’m not allowed to judge.

Just stick a THOTcake in your mouth and everything will be fine.

 

[SilentStalkr]

Yeah. You ain't getting my guns, suppressors, or AutoTrickler V3 when it goes south.

Damn I must be deep in the sauce cause I could have swore your post said something about an AutoTickler V3! What kind of toys you got over there.

 

[SilentStalkr]

This might be the strangest flex on snipershide.

but it’s 2021 and I’m not allowed to judge.

Put your mask on you poor!

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Just stick a THOTcake in your mouth and everything will be fine.

I do it for the THOTS

 

[TheGerman]

Wait...whats that?

THOTcakes™ has become a SnipersHide sponsor?

 

[clcustom1911]

Eat a dick.

 

[clcustom1911]

Damn I must be deep in the sauce cause I could have swore your post said something about an AutoTickler V3! What kind of toys you got over there.

I do have the V3. Its pretty slick!

 

[TheGerman]

Eat a dick.

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New rule.

All THOTcakes™ pictures need to include some random THOTs.

 

[MarshallDodge]

Nicely done.

I do a little baking but mostly stick to reloading recipes. My wife on the other hand can make a mean cream pie with fruit topping

 

[TheGerman]

Nicely done.

I do a little baking but mostly stick to reloading recipes. My wife on the other hand can make a mean cream pie with fruit topping

 

[clcustom1911]

New rule.

All THOTcakes™ pictures need to include some random THOTs.

Well, we just got to the bar where my buddy wanted these for his pre-deployment going away party. There could be THOTs aplenty in a lil' bit.

 

[TheGerman]

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Is that a set of stairs to the left?

Is there a sex dungeon sponsored by THOTcakes™ downstairs?

 

[clcustom1911]

My buddy smoked 24# of brisket

 

[oneshot86]

Wait...whats that?

THOTcakes™ has become a SnipersHide sponsor?

It needs a slogan

 

[clcustom1911]

It needs a slogan

A cupcake without a THOT is all for not.

 

[TheGerman]

THOTcakes™

All she wants is to be eaten

 

[oneshot86]

A cupcake without a THOT is all for not.

Who does the commercial and says the slogan Vincent price or Carmen electra

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

You guys are killing me here.

 

[TheGerman]

Standing by for THOT pics.

 

[Rthur]

Eat a dick.

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Your nails are fabulous.

R