Re: Lasagna ... from ... hell ...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Agreed! Who the hell puts Bacon in lasagna? That crap would have like.....10,000 calories per serving! I can hear those morons getting fatter! </div></div>
Hell, if they fried put the whole thing in a fryer, they could fill the restaurant troughs in Mississippi. I was amazed the first time I ever answered the restaurant hostess' question--
She asked, "For two? Table or booth?"
I said, "booth."
I just happened to have a tape measure on my hip after work. 20" from the edge of the table to the seat's back support... then again, some of these porkers down here still wouldn't fit. But the restaurant would prefer they take the booths--otherwise, all the rest of us gotta sit in them rickety chairs that are comin' apart from the porkers sittin' in them.