** Stolen from a friend because it was too funny to leave behind **
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in the bear pit?
ā¢ 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
ā¢ 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
ā¢ 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
ā¢ 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
ā¢ 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
ā¢ Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
ā¢ 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jack donkeys
ā¢ 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
ā¢ 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
ā¢ 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, āIām just here for the comments.ā)
ā¢ 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
ā¢ 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
ā¢ 12 to post F.
ā¢ 8 to ask what F means.
ā¢ 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
ā¢ 3 to say "can't share"
ā¢ 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
ā¢ 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
ā¢ 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
ā¢ 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fĆ·Ć$"
ā¢ 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
ā¢ 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
ā¢ 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
ā¢ 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
ā¢ 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
ā¢ 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
Yeah couldnāt resist
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in the bear pit?
ā¢ 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
ā¢ 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
ā¢ 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
ā¢ 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
ā¢ 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
ā¢ Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
ā¢ 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jack donkeys
ā¢ 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
ā¢ 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
ā¢ 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, āIām just here for the comments.ā)
ā¢ 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
ā¢ 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
ā¢ 12 to post F.
ā¢ 8 to ask what F means.
ā¢ 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
ā¢ 3 to say "can't share"
ā¢ 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
ā¢ 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
ā¢ 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
ā¢ 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fĆ·Ć$"
ā¢ 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
ā¢ 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
ā¢ 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
ā¢ 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
ā¢ 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
ā¢ 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
Yeah couldnāt resist