LEHIGH ACRES, FL. 12/15/2020
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A budding rapper and father to five children died after a window of a home he was trying to burglarize collapsed onto his neck, leaving his body dangling outside of the house, according to sheriff’s deputies.
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If only somebody had taken a pic of that scene and posted it... We are in the smartphone era goddamit...
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As Hernandez scaled the wall of the home, he opened a window and was in the process of climbing through when it slammed down onto his neck, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.
By the time deputies arrived on the scene, Hernandez was dead, his right arm hanging at his side while his entire body was limp as his head was stuck in the window at a height of some 5.5ft off the ground.
Hernandez was known to his friends and fans as 'Taz UFO' or 'UFO' and several rap videos in which he sings could be found on YouTube.
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Sheriff’s deputies also said that Hernandez was recently questioned as part of a 2014 murder case. No details were provided.
Those who knew him, however, said that Hernandez was a kind person.
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Aw come on, man, stop it cornpop...
You media turds always say the same shit when a wannabe thug dies. "oOoOoh... hE wAs A sWeEt kId"... It's so predictable and lame now. YAWN.....
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‘And he’s the complete opposite of that. He’s the sweetest person you’d probably ever meet and has the biggest heart.’
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Well, he IS a sweet and kind hearted person now... Laying in a box with a shattered neck and getting ready to give his biomass back to nature. Be proud!
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‘When I first met him, I was like, “Man he looks like he has a rap sheet like El Chapo”,’ his fiancee, Patricia Duarte, told WBBH-TV.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Now THAT is perhaps the funniest part of the whole article. That is why I saved commentary for it last. Hey Mrs. Duarte... There ain't no shortage of dirtbags in the world, you know? You can go visit your local prison or volunteer at a drug rehab center and find yourself a replacement TODAY. No down payment necessary. Financing available. Zero interest. Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Test drive one at your local detention center.
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A budding rapper and father to five children died after a window of a home he was trying to burglarize collapsed onto his neck, leaving his body dangling outside of the house, according to sheriff’s deputies.
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If only somebody had taken a pic of that scene and posted it... We are in the smartphone era goddamit...
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As Hernandez scaled the wall of the home, he opened a window and was in the process of climbing through when it slammed down onto his neck, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.
By the time deputies arrived on the scene, Hernandez was dead, his right arm hanging at his side while his entire body was limp as his head was stuck in the window at a height of some 5.5ft off the ground.
Hernandez was known to his friends and fans as 'Taz UFO' or 'UFO' and several rap videos in which he sings could be found on YouTube.
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Rapper, 32, dies when window falls on neck during burglary of home
Jonathan Hernandez, 32, was trying to burglarize a home in the southwestern Florida town of Lehigh Acres on Saturday when the fatal accident occurred, investigators said.
www.dailymail.co.uk
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Sheriff’s deputies also said that Hernandez was recently questioned as part of a 2014 murder case. No details were provided.
Those who knew him, however, said that Hernandez was a kind person.
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Aw come on, man, stop it cornpop...
You media turds always say the same shit when a wannabe thug dies. "oOoOoh... hE wAs A sWeEt kId"... It's so predictable and lame now. YAWN.....
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‘And he’s the complete opposite of that. He’s the sweetest person you’d probably ever meet and has the biggest heart.’
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Well, he IS a sweet and kind hearted person now... Laying in a box with a shattered neck and getting ready to give his biomass back to nature. Be proud!
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‘When I first met him, I was like, “Man he looks like he has a rap sheet like El Chapo”,’ his fiancee, Patricia Duarte, told WBBH-TV.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Now THAT is perhaps the funniest part of the whole article. That is why I saved commentary for it last. Hey Mrs. Duarte... There ain't no shortage of dirtbags in the world, you know? You can go visit your local prison or volunteer at a drug rehab center and find yourself a replacement TODAY. No down payment necessary. Financing available. Zero interest. Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Test drive one at your local detention center.
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