Love the irony... Rhino released to the wild attacks conservationists...

What the hell did those dumb asses think was gonna happen, duh.
lets take this badass and stuff him in a steel box and truck him, or rather, bounce his badass self around in the steel box going down, I am sure, a fucked up road, probably for longer than I would want to be in the fuckin box.
now, lets let him loose with a bunch of retards on elephants watching.
Isn't by default that the rino HAD to Fuck them up?
 
What the hell did those dumb asses think was gonna happen, duh.
lets take this badass and stuff him in a steel box and truck him, or rather, bounce his badass self around in the steel box going down, I am sure, a fucked up road, probably for longer than I would want to be in the fuckin box.
now, lets let him loose with a bunch of retards on elephants watching.
Isn't by default that the rino HAD to Fuck them up?

That was my thought. Or maybe he was horny and wanted to fuck one of the elephants.
 
Take me from a nice zoo where I get three squares a day in climate-controlled splendor.... and drop me in a stinking jungle... I'm a gonna lash out, too!

The only thing that would make this better is if Shamu was eating the crew of the Rainbow Warrior. Because, well, that would be TV worth watching!

This is just classic. Classic....

Cheers,

Sirhr