Maggot's news feed for the next month.

[Mike Casselton]

Just gonna put this here:

40 Newspaper Headlines That Push The Limits Of Human Stupidity

Creating a good headline for an article is an art within itself. Just think about it: you basically have to describe your whole text using just one sentence. Sometimes you succeed, sometimes you don't, and sometimes you produce such a mind-bogglingly dumb headline, that people still remember it...

www.demilked.com

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Some of those are pretty witty and are trolling done to epic status... "Republicans turned off by the size of Obama's package"... AHAHAHAHAHA

And the last one: "Man found dead in graveyard" was actually a pretty common occurrence in New York and New Jersey in the 1970s-90s during the height of the Mafia wars. It is usually some associates or former enforcers who had run afoul of one of the Five Families that supplied their paychecks or were suspected of wearing wires for the feds and got whacked. Mob business is extremely dangerous business and mob killings are often done with symbolism in mind...

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[Maggot]

Just gonna put this here:

40 Newspaper Headlines That Push The Limits Of Human Stupidity

Creating a good headline for an article is an art within itself. Just think about it: you basically have to describe your whole text using just one sentence. Sometimes you succeed, sometimes you don't, and sometimes you produce such a mind-bogglingly dumb headline, that people still remember it...

www.demilked.com

Gee, guy, I didn't know you cared. I'm feeling the love.

Realistically, the true news is far worse.

 

[TheBigCountry]

Gee, guy, I didn't know you cared. I'm feeling the love.

Realistically, the true news is far worse.

Howie, aren’t you late to meet your dealer?

 

[NoDopes]

Kamala's side hustle when not giving blow jobs. But, that's a lot of headlines, so, maybe not.

 

[Rthur]

Rastafarian Septuagenarian meets TMZ.

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