<span style="font-weight: bold">This headline describes a lot of marriages.</span>
Bali, Indonesia – 18-year-old Ngurah Alit, who was caught having sex with a cow in a paddy field, was forced to marry the animal in a traditional wedding, as dictated by local officials who felt it was a fitting punishment, as well as a way to “cleanse” the village of the act.
The unemployed man’s defense was that he believed the cow to be a beautiful woman who had seduced him by showering him in compliments; a woman with copious amounts of body hair, a huge vagina, and a face closely resembling that of Sarah Jessica Parker, I presume. I still fail to understand how his excuse changes matters significantly, though perhaps defense strategies differ slightly in that region.
During the ceremony, Alit passed out in front of local officials who had been called in to keep journalists from snapping pics. Meanwhile, his mother began screaming. I suppose Indonesia’s expression of pride and joy are slightly different as well.
Alit was then “symbolically” drowned and bathed on the beach. His udderific bride was not quite as lucky, as she received the “un-symbolic” drowning reserved for Pecaruan rituals such as the one in question. Ah, to be a widower at the tender age of 18.
Chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had then been ‘cleansed’ from the ‘defilement from the incident.’
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/08/22/man-forced-marry-cow-caught-banging/
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/830794-man-forced-to-marry-cow-faints-at-wedding
Bali, Indonesia – 18-year-old Ngurah Alit, who was caught having sex with a cow in a paddy field, was forced to marry the animal in a traditional wedding, as dictated by local officials who felt it was a fitting punishment, as well as a way to “cleanse” the village of the act.
The unemployed man’s defense was that he believed the cow to be a beautiful woman who had seduced him by showering him in compliments; a woman with copious amounts of body hair, a huge vagina, and a face closely resembling that of Sarah Jessica Parker, I presume. I still fail to understand how his excuse changes matters significantly, though perhaps defense strategies differ slightly in that region.
During the ceremony, Alit passed out in front of local officials who had been called in to keep journalists from snapping pics. Meanwhile, his mother began screaming. I suppose Indonesia’s expression of pride and joy are slightly different as well.
Alit was then “symbolically” drowned and bathed on the beach. His udderific bride was not quite as lucky, as she received the “un-symbolic” drowning reserved for Pecaruan rituals such as the one in question. Ah, to be a widower at the tender age of 18.
Chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had then been ‘cleansed’ from the ‘defilement from the incident.’
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/08/22/man-forced-marry-cow-caught-banging/
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/830794-man-forced-to-marry-cow-faints-at-wedding
