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Manatee dies from perforated colon after homo sex with his brother.
- Thread starter SONIC SAAMI
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I don't know what you do for a living but you missed your true calling as a headline writer.
well, if the gay manatee sex was fatal, I guess it would actually prove the opposite.
yea my mother is my sisters brothers cousin twice removed the sea cow part of the story is laughable people have been doing that for hundreds of years and no one cares about them
Manatee... the other, other white meat!
Sirhr
PS. Sort of gives the slogan a whole new meaning...
Sirhr
PS. Sort of gives the slogan a whole new meaning...
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I was legit cracking up reading that.
Then I almost showed my wife.
Then I realized if she realizes something died from anal sex I've got no chance.
Then I almost showed my wife.
Then I realized if she realizes something died from anal sex I've got no chance.
And Manatees are homo animals anyway.
Not manly animals like rhinos and cape Buffalo and lions and flamingos… ahem. Sorry. Anyway manatees are lame animals. Fat, lazy, lie-around vegans… (maybe they are lesbos?) are homo.
Want proof? Every Volvo wagon in Florida used to have a “save the manatees” bumper sticker on it next to the NPR euro and the “Ralph Nader for President” sticker.
But if you see a metal flake ski boat sporting twin 200 hp outboards being towed behind a chipped Cummins Ram Dually… driven by a guy with a mullet… the name on the boat will be “Manatee Mauler.” Those dudes with ski boats do not Cotten to homo behavior in their river critters.
So there is no new homo story here.
Manatees have always been ghey.
Sirhr
Not manly animals like rhinos and cape Buffalo and lions and flamingos… ahem. Sorry. Anyway manatees are lame animals. Fat, lazy, lie-around vegans… (maybe they are lesbos?) are homo.
Want proof? Every Volvo wagon in Florida used to have a “save the manatees” bumper sticker on it next to the NPR euro and the “Ralph Nader for President” sticker.
But if you see a metal flake ski boat sporting twin 200 hp outboards being towed behind a chipped Cummins Ram Dually… driven by a guy with a mullet… the name on the boat will be “Manatee Mauler.” Those dudes with ski boats do not Cotten to homo behavior in their river critters.
So there is no new homo story here.
Manatees have always been ghey.
Sirhr
I once witnessed about 120 miles off Galveston about 200 dolphins having an orgy.
I shit you not. Crazyist thing I have ever seen. Dont know if all survived.
unfortunately before cell phone cameras
I shit you not. Crazyist thing I have ever seen. Dont know if all survived.
unfortunately before cell phone cameras
dude, it's bad enough when those nature shows have normal animal sex. my cats always look at me like I'm showing them a porno. If that shit got put on, they'd be out and gone for good the next time the door opened.
My friends 14 year old female dachshund humping a female cat.
I didn’t believe it till she sent me the video
I didn’t believe it till she sent me the video
Likely from coke they found before the smugglers.
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