Maybe if she washed it more often so it didnt smell like old dead fish?

[Maggot]

Jana Kramer Claims Ex Husband Mike Caussin ... - Flipboard​

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14 hours ago — Jana Kramer Claims Ex Husband Mike Caussin Wouldn't Perform Oral Sex for Years: 'He Didn't Do That' ... Real talk. Jana Kramer opened up about how ex-husband

 

[Jigstick]

Who eats pussy anymore. It’s 2022. Eating asshole is what’s in now

 

[OREGUN]

Maybe she doesn’t know how to swallow a dick. In which case, quid pro quo.

 

[mvphilly]

Maybe that dirty crab trap turned him off a bit.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

If god didnt intend for us to eat pussy he wouldnt have made it look like a taco.

just sayin.

 

[ggmanning]

Don't marry self absorbed pricks with issues. I expect she has major issues as well just like all "celebrities"

 

[Jigstick]

If god didnt intend for us to eat pussy he wouldnt have made it look like a taco.

just sayin.

If he wanted us to eat pussy then he wouldn’t have put a delicious asshole 1in away from it

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

If he wanted us to eat pussy then he wouldn’t have put a delicious asshole 1in away from it

It's like an all you can eat buffet.

and she looks like she has a pretty

 

[PatMiles]

Fire hose and a garden rake would probably work wonders!

 

[BLKWLFK9]

Id eat her twat and turd cutter like I had polio and the vaccine was inside.

Eat until I was by myself.

 

[Bigfatcock]

I’d let her eat MY ass.

 

[vinniedelpino]

Y’all are late to the party.

I was eating ass before eating ass was a thing. If you didn’t tickle the brown eye you weren’t doing your job.

I thought everybody knew that….

Maybe it’s a Dominican thing?

 

[W54/XM-388]

Apparently it's all so not nice when a guy tastes wedding cake and oral is off the table for good

But it's just like supposed to be something that men accept when women taste wedding cake and oral is off the table for good.

I guess women don't like it when it happens to them HA!

 

[TheGerman]

I mean I kinda get it.

Back when I was spreading my superior DNA across the world, a lot and often, I had zero intention of doing anything like that for a chick where it was our first time. There were some exceptions to that, but I kind of get it.

But not over the course of years with the same chick. That would just be boring as fuck.

I apparently am not quite the freak as I thought as it looks like we have all sorts of human centipede level people in this thread.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

So why do you guys like sucking the corn out of some hoochies turds? If your dog asked, would you lick its ass too?

Chances are the guy didn't like the taste of other's guys dicks.

 

[Jigstick]

Eating asshole is the new first base.

 

[JoshPutman]

I must be sheltered, because I have zero idea who the fuck Maggot is even talking about.

 

[Maggot]

If god didnt intend for us to eat pussy he wouldnt have made it look like a taco.

just sayin.

Would that be a soft taco?

 

[Maggot]

So why do you guys like sucking the corn out of some hoochies turds? If your dog asked, would you lick its ass too?

Chances are the guy didn't like the taste of other's guys dicks.

My thought exactly. Never licked an asshole and never will.

 

[Darryle]

She's been married 3 times and she's not even 40, maybe it's not the gash, it's the bitch wrapped around the gash.

Guys will overlook a lot, maybe not publicly, but turn the lights off and shut the door and the playing field opens drastically, unless she's a raving lunatic or a absolute cunt!

I dated a chick that was 20yrs younger than me, smoking hot arm candy, but she was an absolute cunt, lasted about 3 weeks with her. After her I didn't date anyone my age, my new wife is 23yrs younger than me.

 

[Maggot]

She's been married 3 times and she's not even 40, maybe it's not the gash, it's the bitch wrapped around the gash.

Guys will overlook a lot, maybe not publicly, but turn the lights off and shut the door and the playing field opens drastically, unless she's a raving lunatic or a absolute cunt!

I dated a chick that was 20yrs younger than me, smoking hot arm candy, but she was an absolute cunt, lasted about 3 weeks with her. After her I didn't date anyone my age, my new wife is 23yrs younger than me.

I know one who was divorced 3 times before 30. A true nut case.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Maybe if she could've learned how to make a decent sandwich.........shit could've been different.

 

[Zuul]

Gentlemen, I give you the woman with the iron vagina. I had no idea who she was, had to look up pic to see if I would in fact tongue punch her balloon knot.

 

[Im2bent]

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Gentlemen, I give you the woman with the iron vagina. I had no idea who she was, had to look up pic to see if I would in fact tongue punch her balloon knot.

Well?

 

[TexPatriot]

I would eat that daily and nightly, including Sunday and National Holidays. And dickslap it for free.

That is a helluva bargain. Jana, call now to take advantage of this incredible offer!

 

[Bullfrog08]

We have become a superior class of humans.......public bitching about your vagina neglect, and a bunch of public post about their desire to supplement the job of toilet paper.

Spiralling the drains!

 

[Maggot]

I would eat that daily and nightly, including Sunday and National Holidays. And dickslap it for free.

That is a helluva bargain. Jana, call now to take advantage of this incredible offer!

I wonder what it looks like with out the make up?

 

[TexPatriot]

I wonder what it looks like with out the make up?

I hope she doesn't put make up on it. Maybe some lipstick.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

If god didnt intend for us to eat pussy he wouldnt have made it look like a taco.

just sayin.

Real tacos made fresh, with quality ingredients by taco professionals who love their jobs, or 7-Eleven frozen tacos that had been kept in the display hot case for more than 6 hours without being changed because both associates on that shift were high?

 

[Thorny]

 

[acudaowner]

maybe not green snatch and ham but ,

 

[lonegunman762x51]

That cooch had more miles on it than a New York cab. Eating her pussy and licking the sidewalk outside the bus station were the same thing.

 

[WaltHer]

Not sure whether this is a "no refunds" type scenario or she's looking for click bait to shore up a floundering career. Whoever she is, she likely fucked up Mike Caussin's future dating prospects (whoever the fuck he is). Might even be funny if he did go down on that thing nightly and she shells him publicly. LMFAO.

 

[softcock]

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Needs to smell like Chicken Fried Steak, smothered in Sausage Gravy . . I be all over that .
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