Man charged with assault after thrown pickle hits worker
POWNAL, Vt. (AP) - A Massachusetts man is facing an assault charge after he allegedly threw a large pickle from a moving vehicle that hit a Vermont highway worker, police said. The incident occurred just before 6 p.m. Monday on U.S. Route 7 in Pownal near the border crossing into...
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And... because apparently some Masshole had to go all 'Gherkin" on some unsuspecting roadside flagger... who experienced 'pain' from the cucumber-strike... we have the biggest crime story of the week.
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