Menopause Mummies

[Foul Mike]

Goddamnit, I don't know how many of you deal with this shit but my heart and prayers are out there for you that do.
The Squaw is like that now and getting help from the Dr. but what do you do, other than wrong? as to every move you make as far as she is concerned?
You are the worst Asshole in the world and forget about that dried up old pussy. Ain't happening, as if I give a fuck. I will go see my Girlfriend for that.
God help us all. FM

 

[Northfl]

I went through it with the ex. Aint a damn thing you can do that is right. Maybe the dr will get her meds right and square her away. If not since you cant do anything right may as well spend your time in the loading room making boolits

 

[Jefe's Dope]

If everything you do is wrong, do what you want. Doesn't matter anyway.

 

[Mooncake]

Yikes. Not looking forward to that. Except the hot flashes...she's always bitching about being cold even though the stove is crankin and it's 80 degrees in the damn place.

 

[ArmyJerry]

you have two choices, get rid of her and get a newer model who wont STFU and will drive your ass crazy or just suffer through the couple years then cruise through the end of life together. buy a bike an go riding

Goddamnit, I don't know how many of you deal with this shit but my heart and prayers are out there for you that do.
The Squaw is like that now and getting help from the Dr. but what do you do, other than wrong? as to every move you make as far as she is concerned?
You are the worst Asshole in the world and forget about that dried up old pussy. Ain't happening, as if I give a fuck. I will go see my Girlfriend for that.
God help us all. FM

 

[Spblademaker]

Goddamnit, I don't know how many of you deal with this shit but my heart and prayers are out there for you that do.
The Squaw is like that now and getting help from the Dr. but what do you do, other than wrong? as to every move you make as far as she is concerned?
You are the worst Asshole in the world and forget about that dried up old pussy. Ain't happening, as if I give a fuck. I will go see my Girlfriend for that.
God help us all. FM

Only one girlfriend?? Amateur. You get what you deserve. ?

 

[Threadcutter308]

you have two choices, get rid of her and get a newer model who wont STFU and will drive your ass crazy or just suffer through the couple years then cruise through the end of life together. buy a bike an go riding

Oh, FFS Jerry......just buy more ammo. The man cave is getting stocked and it's my safe space. The wife went through the "change" about 7 or 8 years ago. I was dreading the thought as she is a red headed French Canadian who always had a temper. Her change wasn't real bad. It was BEFORE the change......Dunno how I (somewhat) lucked out. I figured I was dead meat. I used to sigh a lot.
Everything's good now. Not sure how we got here, but I ain't askin' any questions.

edit; Oh, and whatever you do......DO NOT get hearing aids. Refuse, refuse, refuse and continue to claim "hard of hearing" and "deafness".
Solitude. It works wonders. I wish I was kidding.

 

[EXTREMEPREJUDICE]

Instead of PMS one week a month it's full time. If it's any consolation you're not alone........................otherwise, good freaking luck!

 

[Snipe260]

Good luck foul mike! Prayers sent! Keep a pint of whiskey and a flesh light handy!

 

[W54/XM-388]

Internet based free Adult Entertainment to help tide you through.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

" 'till death do us part"

?

 

[Threadcutter308]

" 'till death do us part"

?

"Whenever that may be" (?).......

I seem to recall hearing once or twice that "I did have a say in the matter"......Yeah, right.....

 

[Snipe260]

Oh yea, I left something out! Quart of penzoil works wonders for the dry cunt!

 

[vh20]

There is a solution to all of those problems you listed, but it is somewhat expensive, especially in the beginning. If you are interested, look into "Bioidentical Hormone Replacement Therapy." This is not regular, conventional hormone replacement therapy (HRT). It is done through specialists and the hormones are custom-compounded for each patient according to their needs. It comes in the form of transdermal creams that are absorbed through the skin. They are supposed to be much safer than the synthetic HRT traditionally used, and much more effective, in that the body supposedly recognizes them as being the same as the hormones it produces. It requires yearly checkups and blood level monitoring, but it has been a transformational experience for my wife and I. She says if there's ever a fire in our house, she'll grab her hormones first before she worries about saving anything else.

 

[Foul Mike]

I've got the answer,,,Buy more AMMO or make it. FM

 

[hic28]

 

[vh20]

There's always the Guns N Roses solution...

 

[ArmyJerry]

 

[Threadcutter308]

he ded.........a longggg time ago now....

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I've been around my mother, my step-mother, and my mother in law for this type of thing. Then there's the right, the wrong, and the insane.

It's right to do something about it, it's wrong to not do enough about it, and it's insane to have the opinion of "I'm perfectly fine, the world will just have to adjust to me......."

Oh Dear GOD don't let any of your Ladies lean into that direction. HELL, for about a decade. Compounded with very bad decisions, (personally and financially) to which devastation in a few forms takes place.

And all the rest of the family can only watch, and try to clean up the pieces.

 

[QuickNDirty]

Oh, FFS Jerry......just buy more ammo. The man cave is getting stocked and it's my safe space. The wife went through the "change" about 7 or 8 years ago. I was dreading the thought as she is a red headed French Canadian who always had a temper. Her change wasn't real bad. It was BEFORE the change......Dunno how I (somewhat) lucked out. I figured I was dead meat. I used to sigh a lot.
Everything's good now. Not sure how we got here, but I ain't askin' any questions.

edit; Oh, and whatever you do......DO NOT get hearing aids. Refuse, refuse, refuse and continue to claim "hard of hearing" and "deafness".
Solitude. It works wonders. I wish I was kidding.

Sage old man advice right here... I'm not even all that hard of hearing (tinnitus like hell, but I can still hear up to about 15khz), but if you ask my wife, I'm deaf AF.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Oh Dear GOD don't let any of your Ladies lean into that direction.

OMG, You can't change the course of that battleship, no one can ! Just try your best to get the fuk out of the way and save yourself.....I think I did.....if true, I couldn't even begin to tell you how the hell I (or what the hell I did to) manage(d) to keep it from crashing on the rocks. Funny, in my advancing years, I have embraced and am enjoying these moments of ignorance.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Sage old man advice right here... I'm not even all that hard of hearing (tinnitus like hell, but I can still hear up to about 15khz), but if you ask my wife, I'm deaf AF.

What the hell is a "khz"......Is it a number above "1" ?......If so, I'm fugged.......

 

[QuickNDirty]

What the hell is a "khz"......Is it a number above "1" ?......If so, I'm fugged.......

khz is an abbreviation of Kilohertz. When you see something like, "15khz", you can read that as "thing that repeats 15,000 times per second".

Go on, take a hearing test =)



It's funny cuz my ears are non-uniformly damaged. If the tone sounds like it's coming more from the left than the right, or vice versa, it means the loudest ear hears that frequency better than your other ear (or your headphones are fucked).

When I take it, between 8 and 12khz, it's back and forth like a balance test.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

Been all the way through it. We had to have the mattress replaced. Two guys had to use a special carrier to get it out of the house. One of them struggling to man handle it complained I shouldn't wait so long to replace it. I told him it is not that old that my wife went through menopause on it. They almost threw up. Lol. I can't even describe that period it was so fucking traumatic. All I remember is lots of long talks and questions aimed at me.

 

[cav has been]

Goddamnit, I don't know how many of you deal with this shit but my heart and prayers are out there for you that do.
The Squaw is like that now and getting help from the Dr. but what do you do, other than wrong? as to every move you make as far as she is concerned?
You are the worst Asshole in the world and forget about that dried up old pussy. Ain't happening, as if I give a fuck. I will go see my Girlfriend for that.
God help us all. FM

You'll be in my prayers FM. BTDT and it ain't no fun. But that too will pass.

 

[Sieg]

 

[Mooncake]

Years ago when my mom went through it and their marriage fell apart I recall my dad saying “I wish I could’ve just been a fag”.
Nuff said.

 

[WATERWALKER]

FM, you’ve got to lay the pimp hand down. Show her who the Ramrod is. Think of this as a plea, or a cry for help. What she is really saying is “Please my lord, teach me the error of my ways.” She’ll know that your word is the law.

 

[diverdon]

FM, you’ve got to lay the pimp hand down. Tell her who the Ramrod is. She’ll know that your word is the law.

After an entire day, finally a sensible suggestion.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Been all the way through it. We had to have the mattress replaced. Two guys had to use a special carrier to get it out of the house. One of them struggling to man handle it complained I shouldn't wait so long to replace it. I told him it is not that old that my wife went through menopause on it. They almost threw up. Lol. I can't even describe that period it was so fucking traumatic. All I remember is lots of long talks and questions aimed at me.

Jesus......Ouch.

 

[WATERWALKER]

After an entire day, finally a sensible suggestion.

I had to add a little more to it as I just didn’t feel that I got my point across.

 

[oneshot86]

FM, you’ve got to lay the pimp hand down. Show her who the Ramrod is. Think of this as a plea, or a cry for help. What she is really saying is “Please my lord, teach me the error of my ways.” She’ll know that your word is the law.

just make sure the underwear drawer is full and you hide the rolling pin before you get froggy after reading the above.

 

[Dougie308]

Goddamnit, I don't know how many of you deal with this shit but my heart and prayers are out there for you that do.
The Squaw is like that now and getting help from the Dr. but what do you do, other than wrong? as to every move you make as far as she is concerned?
You are the worst Asshole in the world and forget about that dried up old pussy. Ain't happening, as if I give a fuck. I will go see my Girlfriend for that.
God help us all. FM

Been there. I would recommend a number of extended hunting trips and Xanax.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

"Please Lord, teach me the terror of my ways..."

Fixed it for ya...

48 years married. I guess something like that happened, but it had to have been a long time ago...

Things be good these days...

Greg

 

[Spartan67]

And the funny part is. How many times does your Wife tell you " Your lucky you dont have to go through this"
I laughed And told her Oh yes we do! Still remember her having the hot flashes in bed, Damm made the whole bed wet .
I always told her, that Men have the correct response for Menopause...... Pre mature ejaculation!

 

[EddieNFL]

The wife's was barely a blip on the radar. I never ever recognized her PMS. Definitely 180 out from the ex.