Menopause Mummies

[Foul Mike]

I don't know how many of you do this? but My Squeeze" just told me that my rifle cleanning."vise was ,"In the way.!!!!" The WTF Way?"
I did,
every thing the Squaw asked and I am still in DEEP SHIT.

How many of you are tough FUCKERS when the menopause mummy tells you something and you know Goddamn right now it could go another way, male thinking way, yet YOU suffer, and wait until they are home to break the NEWS that they FUCKED UP or tell them you would have acted differently? and had you listened, "You", would have known. the problem before it came up and told them so.???


My Squaw hits me with a it lot, yet she seems to do it right. even though I think it is FU to the MAX.

I have not won an argument for 10 years but I used to win a few.FM

 

[Threadcutter308]

I don't know how many of you do this? but My Squeeze" just told me that my rifle cleanning."vise was ,"In the way.!!!!" The WTF Way?"
I did,
every thing the Squaw asked and I am still in DEEP SHIT.

How many of you are tough FUCKERS when the menopause mummy tells you something and you know Goddamn right now it could go another way, male thinking way, yet YOU suffer, and wait until they are home to break the NEWS that they FUCKED UP or tell them you would have acted differently? and had you listened, "You", would have known. the problem before it came up and told them so.???


My Squaw hits me with a it lot, yet she seems to do it right. even though I think it is FU to the MAX.

I have not won an argument for 10 years but I used to win a few.FM

BTDT, got the T-shirt. Well, I used to tell her to go fuck herself a lot. Her menopause really wasn't all that bad. Amazing, considering she's a red head with a lot of French Canadian flowing through her veins.

I know what you mean about not winning any arguments. Anymore, we just have discussions. Really, no more arguments. We've both kind of grown beyond them.

We're on the other side of all that now and life is very, very good. Hang in there, they do settle down.

 

[Keel Haul]

You can avoid whatever the hell that was you guys are talking about by trading her in for a new model.

 

[RRG]

Trade in value on mine has dropped too low to make out on a deal!! Just have keep her now!!???

 

[Foul Mike]

It is hard to do when you know you are right.

Back up and start thinking. Bitch.

Never works as they "KNOW" it all, even when things would have gone better had they listened to you.

WOMEN are strange animals. You have to push it twice before they understand, then, all of a sudden you are brilliant. and they ask why YOU didn't think of that before?

Sigh, FM

 

[kl3309]

Not too late to come out as gay, that'll teach her.

 

[Foul Mike]

Nothing going in this kiester, all outbound and the only thing I suck on are in buns with senf and called sausage and there is NO movement once off of the grill.
I ain't playin this man meat shit nor mixing any shit such as a colon blaster.

 

[Soulezoo]

I get my way on nearly everything so I don't complain. Except she won't let me get the new Corvette.

 

[10ring'r]

I've been training mine for 26 years and she still hasn't caught on, yet. Mac

 

[Spblademaker]

It is hard to do when you know you are right.

Back up and start thinking. Bitch.

Never works as they "KNOW" it all, even when things would have gone better had they listened to you.

WOMEN are strange animals. You have to push it twice before they understand, then, all of a sudden you are brilliant. and they ask why YOU didn't think of that before?

Sigh, FM

 

[ArmyJerry]

You have actually never won an argument, you just think you did.

Buy a Harley and go see the country, tell her you are going for milk and come back when you are done touring.

I have not won an argument for 10 years but I used to win a few.FM

 

[Maser]

My wife is the greatest woman on the planet! Can my fellow deplorables here at the Hide think of any other woman who would put up with me? I know I sure as hell can't!

 

[ArmyJerry]

Dam I thought you were gay.

Sorry man, but no you best stick with her.

 

[Xshot]

Mine is much younger than me, she'll be 53 this September. Unbelievable personality and physical changes with no end in sight.

 

[Mwalex]

Arguments are going to happen but we have to decide which is more important - being right or the relationship. That being said I got divorced about 22 years ago and have never looked back.

 

[WeiserBucks]

I can't wait for my squaw to hit menopause, maybe we'll have sex .

 

[candyx]

Me and my sister always fought growing up so marriage is no different with her.

 

[RRG]

You have actually never won an argument, you just think you did.

Buy a Harley and go see the country, tell her you are going for milk and come back when you are done touring.

Damn, I’ve had those very thoughts, but I don’t know shit about a Harley. Haven’t thrown a leg over a scooter since 1973.

 

[Maser]

 

[Currycure]

you best turn it around ti a win win situation, they don't go down without winning.

 

[chevy_man]

That's what your man space is for. The reloading room, the shop/garage. I just wonder off to tinker with my trucks, guns, computers, etc. Until she decides she actually wants to see me again.

Luckily I had boys, so they just come and hangout with me.

 

[whatsupdoc]

It really should be called Mentalpause.

 

[Snipe260]

What do you say to a women with one black eye? Nothing, you’ve already told her once!

 

[Threadcutter308]

Nothing going in this kiester, all outbound and the only thing I suck on are in buns with senf and called sausage and there is NO movement once off of the grill.
I ain't playin this man meat shit nor mixing any shit such as a colon blaster.

In English, Please and Thank You...... ? ? ?

 

[Threadcutter308]

I get my way on nearly everything so I don't complain. Except she won't let me get the new Corvette.

Well, they do ride like shit........(the new Corvette. you pervert).........???

 

[Threadcutter308]

You have actually never won an argument, you just think you did.

Buy a Harley and go see the country, tell her you are going for milk and come back when you are done touring.

Classic.......

 

[Threadcutter308]

That's what your man space is for. The reloading room, the shop/garage. I just wonder off to tinker with my trucks, guns, computers, etc. Until she decides she actually wants to see me again.

Luckily I had boys, so they just come and hangout with me.

Sounds like you got it dialed in (to the extent that anyone can anyways.....). ?

 

[ForgeValley]

In English, Please and Thank You...... ? ? ?

Basically he is saying he is not gay and would not enjoy buttseks.

 

[Maggot]

You just need to beat her more often.

 

[EddieNFL]

I'm the king of my castle and do whatever I like!




















Whenever I'm home alone.

 

[EddieNFL]

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[Maggot]

Sorry Eddie, thats now politically incorrect. We;ve got to stay gender neutral so as not to offend anybody.

Its the 'person' song.

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[Threadcutter308]

You can avoid whatever the hell that was you guys are talking about by trading her in for a new model.

And have to train a new one ? Not a chance......... ???

 

[FS1]

Man's biggest complaint: She never wants to have sex.

Woman's biggest complaint: He always wants to have sex.

How did the human race survive so long?

 

[Maggot]

Man's biggest complaint: She never wants to have sex.

Woman's biggest complaint: He always wants to have sex.

How did the human race survive so long?
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Like I said above, he beat her more often.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

Nothing is forever..., even that "No"...

My Wife thinks they just don't beat me enough...

Greg

 

[thejeep]

It is hard to do when you know you are right.

Back up and start thinking. Bitch.

Never works as they "KNOW" it all, even when things would have gone better had they listened to you.

WOMEN are strange animals. You have to push it twice before they understand, then, all of a sudden you are brilliant. and they ask why YOU didn't think of that before?

Sigh, FM

If u know you are right does it really matter if anyone else does?

 

[EM92wx]

Some of you guys are suffering from “Manopause”.

 

[jungle45]

Thare are two schools of thought with regards to arguing with a woman...……..neither work!!!

 

[Pritch]

I got rid of mine 2 weeks ago, have this weird sense of freedom and relief currently shopping for a new one that doesn't have the above traits

 

[JSTARSZ]

I got rid of mine 2 weeks ago, have this weird sense of freedom and relief currently shopping for a new one that doesn't have the above traits

Good luck in your endeavors, I wish you well in your search.

 

[oneshot86]

get one from eastern europe

 

[powdahound76]

I didnt search when I got divorced (she was evil, not menopausal).

Ended up dating a long time friend, gonna be my Mrs one of those days.....

I never really searched for a woman though.

 

[fdkay]

You guys that are married to anglo's don't know what crazy is.
I've been with my asian since 1983.
You wanna talk about arguments about stupid shit?
It doesn't help that I take things very literally and expect the words being used to match the dictionary definition.
Try that with someone that speaks broken english for 36 years!

 

[Threadcutter308]

You guys that are married to anglo's don't know what crazy is.
I've been with my asian since 1983.
You wanna talk about arguments about stupid shit?
It doesn't help that I take things very literally and expect the words being used to match the dictionary definition.
Try that with someone that speaks broken english for 36 years!

Why do you think that it is that we’re married to Anglo’s ? I for one have seen that shit. An Anglo is tough enough as it is, thank you.....

 

[knuckleballz]

I traded my 40yr old wife in for a 20 year old hottie with low self esteem and daddy issues that loves to have sex with me every day. That was sweet revenge on the old bitch.

 

[fdkay]

Why do you think that it is that we’re married to Anglo’s ? I for one have seen that shit. An Anglo is tough enough as it is, thank you.....

I am so fucking spoiled, I would never consider marrying an anglo, unless she came from money

 

[eddie102870]

You can be right or you can be happy, You cant be both. Wise words from my uncle to my son who tied the know Saturday night