Monkeypox variants sprout like dandelions, plus CDC guide to monkeysex, Marburg, Polio now Langya virus!

[Cardboard55]

You can't make this stuff up.

Our esteemed chronicler of COVID has another excellent visit. Today he trains his medical expertise on the curious case of monkeypox gone wild. This is curious as monkeypox is a DNA virus which does not mutate frequently, unlike COVID which being an RNA virus, mutates readily. The monkeypox variants are highly unusual in that there are still a relatively low number of known patients worldwide (~1500). "Why then, are multiple variants simultaneously emerging in multiple areas?", Dr. Campbell wonders.



Hmm, almost as if it is being seeded to see which lab-grown, I mean *completely natural* variants are opportunistic enough to cause a new global pandemic, just as the last one fizzles out.

Meanwhile...

WHO is mulling over whether to call it a "virus of concern" (like "person of interest", eh?), leaping into action next week when they decide if it's a PHEIC or not.

WHO to weigh whether monkeypox is a public health emergency of international concern | CNN

The World Health Organization will convene an emergency committee meeting to assess if the current monkeypox outbreak is a public health emergency of international concern, WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said during a news briefing in Geneva on Tuesday.

edition.cnn.com

WHO will also meet to decide if monkeypox should be renamed, because of stigmatization worries.

Front Page Featured | MRCTV

cnsnews.com

Not to be outdone, the CDC has produced a guide to safe monkey(pox) sex.

How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed

American health chiefs say people should not have sex while they are infected with monkeypox. But for those who will ignore the guidance it has issued a checklist of the dos and donts.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Buckle your safety belts, this could get weird...

New viruses appear to be coming every few months... What is going on here???

Warning as brand new virus is detected in 35 people in China

A new virus that may have been passed on from a shrew has been spotted in 35 people in China. The Langya virus belongs to a family of pathogens that are known to kill up to 75 per cent of humans.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[candyx]

Who here doesn't have love bumps on their ding dong, precursor for monkey pox.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Who here doesn't have love bumps on their ding dong, precursor for monkey pox.

Muh golf balls got dimples .

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Who here doesn't have love bumps on their ding dong, precursor for monkey pox.

Studded for her pleasure?

Sirhr

 

[Cardboard55]

Who here doesn't have love bumps on their ding dong, precursor for monkey pox.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

"Monkeypox"... The less-lethal manifestation of "Sudden Adult Death Syndrome"...

 

[woogie_man]

Aren't 90+% of the individuals that currently have monkey pox all fags anyway...that got the virus from a wild gay sex orgy on an island off the cost of Africa?

Seems like an easy way to avoid getting "the pox"....is to not get butt fucked by a fag. Seems really easy for most of us.

 

[Cardboard55]

It's either a commentary on the transmissibility of the disease or the habits of the primary carriers that it is spreading this fast. I expect better maps to emerge, heat maps or more granularity, down to the state or even county level.

Old Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates must be touching themselves over the prospect of more global mayhem to be exploited. And what are the odds that just as soon as one pandemic loses its grip over the global psyche that another appears?

Something's rotten in Davos...

 

[candyx]

Another pandemic just might be cured with the Musket Vaccine M-885 .........

 

[Cardboard55]

Should have seen this coming:

WHO will rename monkeypox after scientists claimed its name is RACIST

Monkeypox will be rebranded, the World Health Organization confirms, after scientists called for a new non-discriminatory term for the virus.

www.dailymail.co.uk

"Monkeypox has 2 officially recognised types, West African and Central African
Scientists argue linking the disease to these regions is racist and discriminatory
They say current international outbreak is should instead be called hMPXVB.1"

I gotta lie, hMPXVB.1 is a really catchy name.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

It's either a commentary on the transmissibility of the disease or the habits of the primary carriers that it is spreading this fast. I expect better maps to emerge, heat maps or more granularity, down to the state or even county level.

Old Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates must be touching themselves over the prospect of more global mayhem to be exploited. And what are the odds that just as soon as one pandemic loses its grip over the global psyche that another appears?

Something's rotten in Davos...

The countries which "monkeypox" had NOT been "detected" in, are countries which have not used the mRNA COVID vaccines.

China: Makes and uses Sinovac/Sinopharm premeasured spike protein dose shot.

Russia: Sputnik, also premeasured spike protein dose.

India: Covaxin, also the same mechanism as above. Most African, Eastern European, Southeast Asian, and some Latin American countries import the Russian, Chinese, or Indian vaccines for their citizens' use, with Sinovac/Sinopharm being the most popular and highest exported brand of non-mRNA vaccine...

 

[Im2bent]

Another pandemic just might be cured with the Musket Vaccine M-885 .........

Don't forget plenty of M-61 boosters.

 

[The D]

Ohhhhh…don’t have sex with monkeys? I was doing it wrong this whole time. Silly me

 

[Cardboard55]

Ohhhhh…don’t have sex with monkeys? I was doing it wrong this whole time. Silly me

 

[Sako man]

As monkeypox and shingles come from a similar virus, and present themselves similarly, here is my theory. C19 Vaccines lower immune system, most of us have shingles already laying dormant in our lower spine. Lower immune system allows shingles to come out of hibernation and shingles is the new "monkeypox." just curious, but have your doctors offices been calling you to come in and get your shingles vaccine yet? I have a notification from Kaiser to come get my shingles vaccine, strange timing I think.

My wife had shingles during her second pregnancy and it was fucking horrible!

 

[Cardboard55]

Uh oh, back on June 10th the CDC said monkeypox could be transmitted through air by "sustained" face-to-face contact.

Monkeypox spreads through air during 'SUSTAINED' face-to-face contact

In a briefing on the outbreak Dr Rochelle Walensky said the tropical disease was being passed on through physical contact with symptomatic patients and by touching their clothing and bedding.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Monkeypox in the U.S.

Learn more about monkeypox in the United States.

www.cdc.gov

Some stats on which countries are winning the 2022 monkeypox derby:

Mpox cases and deaths around the world

Around 100 countries where mpox is not endemic have reported outbreaks of the viral disease, which the World Health Organization has declared a global health emergency.

www.reuters.com

And just across the border, some lady with no known exposure popped positive

Potential monkeypox case detected in Nuevo Laredo

Nuevo Laredo, the state of Tamaulipas and the local border are on high alert as the first...

www.sfgate.com

Good thing our border control is top notch

Masking round two coming up... Stay out of elevators and bath houses with sketchy looking people.

 

[acudaowner]

dirty little monkeys

 

[Cardboard55]

dirty little monkeys

Monkey love brings up some interesting things on YouTube. Since this is a scientific matter, I researched many of them.

Here is a pleasant little ditty that may explain the origin of this latest pandemic:

 

[Sako man]

Monkey love brings up some interesting things on YouTube. Since this is a scientific matter, I researched many of them.

Here is a pleasant little ditty that may explain the origin of this latest pandemic:

Tahitian song!

Some weird shit man! Dude meets a monkey chick and has monkey kids.... Pretty much how HIV was supposed to have spread from primates to humans???

 

[candyx]

The 6' apart for masturbation , that would work if I was 18 but at 65 I won't cum close to anyone at that distance but my shoes......

 

[Cardboard55]

In other medical news...

Polio makes a comeback! GIANT BACTERIA!!!

Largest known bacteria in the world are visible to the naked eye

Most bacteria are just 2 micrometres long, but Thiomargarita magnifica is thousands of times bigger, and is unusually complex

www.newscientist.com

Let's try the polio vid again

 

[XP1K]

As monkeypox and shingles come from a similar virus, and present themselves similarly, here is my theory. C19 Vaccines lower immune system, most of us have shingles already laying dormant in our lower spine. Lower immune system allows shingles to come out of hibernation and shingles is the new "monkeypox." just curious, but have your doctors offices been calling you to come in and get your shingles vaccine yet? I have a notification from Kaiser to come get my shingles vaccine, strange timing I think.

My wife had shingles during her second pregnancy and it was fucking horrible!

Reactivation of Chickenpox Virus Following COVID-19 Injections on the Rise https://link.theepochtimes.com/mkt_...-on-the-rise_4549574.html?utm_source=andshare

You might be on to something.

 

[mvphilly]

In November they will state Monkeypox has been detected in polling places so stay home.They sure cant try to revive Covid again can they?

 

[XP1K]

Oh yeah. Just like rona and the last election. They're going after the midterms.

 

[Cardboard55]

Monkey diddling pox is running rampant in L.A.

LA health officials warn of monkeypox outbreak spreading among gay men

Los Angeles County health officials have warned that recent cases of monkeypox detected in the area have been linked to the gay and bisexual communities in the area.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[NoDopes]

They are definitely going to try to steal another election.

That ad is fake though. When is the last time you saw a heterosexual white couple ad?

 

[Cardboard55]

Update: President releasing monkeypox vax from national stockpile

White House scrambles to ship tens of thousands of monkeypox doses

The Biden administration is ramping up efforts to slow the spread of monkeypox by distributing tens of thousands of vaccine doses, after facing criticism over its early response.

www.dailymail.co.uk

DC lurches into the leading pack

Long lines at clinics

Stay tuned for further mayhem...

 

[Cardboard55]

Meanwhile, in Ghana...

Ghana confirms first cases of deadly Marburg virus

Two patients in the West African nation have died recently of the Ebola-like virus, officials say.

www.bbc.com

Ghana confirms its first outbreak of highly infectious Marburg virus

Ghana has officially confirmed two cases of the Marburg virus, a highly infectious disease similar to Ebola, its health service said on Sunday, after two people who later died tested positive for the virus earlier this month.

www.reuters.com

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

You can't make this stuff up.

Our esteemed chronicler of COVID has another excellent visit. Today he trains his medical expertise on the curious case of monkeypox gone wild. This is curious as monkeypox is a DNA virus which does not mutate frequently, unlike COVID which being an RNA virus, mutates readily. The monkeypox variants are highly unusual in that there are still a relatively low number of known patients worldwide (~1500). "Why then, are multiple variants simultaneously emerging in multiple areas?", Dr. Campbell wonders.



Hmm, almost as if it is being seeded to see which lab-grown, I mean *completely natural* variants are opportunistic enough to cause a new global pandemic, just as the last one fizzles out.

Meanwhile...

WHO is mulling over whether to call it a "virus of concern" (like "person of interest", eh?), leaping into action next week when they decide if it's a PHEIC or not.

WHO to weigh whether monkeypox is a public health emergency of international concern | CNN

The World Health Organization will convene an emergency committee meeting to assess if the current monkeypox outbreak is a public health emergency of international concern, WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said during a news briefing in Geneva on Tuesday.

edition.cnn.com

WHO will also meet to decide if monkeypox should be renamed, because of stigmatization worries.

Front Page Featured | MRCTV

cnsnews.com

Not to be outdone, the CDC has produced a guide to safe monkey(pox) sex.

How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed

American health chiefs say people should not have sex while they are infected with monkeypox. But for those who will ignore the guidance it has issued a checklist of the dos and donts.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Buckle your safety belts, this could get weird...

Why are they acting like it’s a heterosexual thing when it’s clearly in/from the lgb crowd?

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

Aren't 90+% of the individuals that currently have monkey pox all fags anyway...that got the virus from a wild gay sex orgy on an island off the cost of Africa?

Seems like an easy way to avoid getting "the pox"....is to not get butt fucked by a fag. Seems really easy for most of us.

My understanding as well.. if you’re straight then I think you’re good. It’s weird they’re acting like it ain’t a STD.. yet by all accounts it sounds like a STD.

 

[Cardboard55]

Patient claims Monkeypox is all behind him now

‘Complete hell’: Texas man describes monkeypox battle

“The entire pain was just constant,” the patient reportedly said.

nypost.com

 

[Cardboard55]

But wait, there's more!

New York now has POLIO!!!

First US polio case since 2013 detected in upstate New York resident

A case of polio has been detected in Upstate New York's Rockland County, the first case of the devastating disease in nearly a decade.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Thanks Joe. That immigration screening is top notch.

 

[Jgault]

It’s now a emergency:

https://www.foxnews.com/health/who-declares-monkeypox-global-health-emergency

They are desperately searching for any virus they can scare people back into caves with, and the corresponding mail in ballots. It is rather curious that monkeypox was discovered in 2017, yet wasn’t a threat until just before midterms. Not only that but there have been A whole 5 monkeypox deaths worldwide, not 5 million but 5, I have a better chance of being killed by a falling coke machine literally. Flee in fear everyone, there is a virus on the loose that is less lethal than well everything else in life including sporks, and to get it evidently you need to be rubbing up against someone’s open soars.

 

[Cardboard55]

We now have another disease showing up, likely courtesy of the undocumented visitors.

Deadly bacteria detected in Mississippi water, CDC reveals

Bacteria that is responsible for the deadly infection meliodosis has been detected in the U.S. for the first time. The CDC revealed that it was detected in water and soil in Mississippi.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Terrific.

 

[UKDslayer]

We now have another disease showing up, likely courtesy of the undocumented visitors.

Deadly bacteria detected in Mississippi water, CDC reveals

Bacteria that is responsible for the deadly infection meliodosis has been detected in the U.S. for the first time. The CDC revealed that it was detected in water and soil in Mississippi.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Terrific.

Undocumented visitors, esp. from West Africa, have a lot of multi-drug resistant TB. Meloidosis appearing like this is more nefarious.

 

[Cardboard55]

Undocumented visitors, esp. from West Africa, have a lot of multi-drug resistant TB. Meloidosis appearing like this is more nefarious.

Indeed.

"Melioidosis is predominately a disease of tropical climates, especially in Southeast Asia and northern Australia where it is widespread. However, B. psuedomallei was also found in the environment along the Gulf Coast of Mississippi in the United States in 2022. CDC And state partners are investigating to determine how widespread the bacteria is within the continental United States."

Melioidosis | CDC

Melioidosis, also called Whitmore's disease, is an infectious disease that can infect humans or animals. The disease is caused by the bacterium Burkholderia pseudomallei.

www.cdc.gov

Check this out:

2021 Multistate outbreak of melioidosis | Melioidosis | CDC

In October 2021, CDC identified B. pseudomallei, which causes melioidosis, in an aromatherapy spray that was found in the home of the Georgia patient. CDC is continuing testing to see if the genetic fingerprint of the bacteria in the bottle matches those of the bacteria identified in four patients.

www.cdc.gov

Freaking Walmart importing biohazard aromatherapy products!!!

 

[Cardboard55]

French couple gives their dog Monkeypox.

First Human-to-Dog Monkeypox Transmission Recorded in France

A pet dog of a homosexual male couple has been confirmed positive for monkeypox in France in what is believed to be the first recorded case of human-to-dog transmission of the infection. On June 10, two men, ages 44 and 27, visited a hospital in Paris. The men are “non-exclusive partners living...

mb.ntd.com

Poor dog.

 

[UKDslayer]

2021 Multistate outbreak of melioidosis | Melioidosis | CDC

In October 2021, CDC identified B. pseudomallei, which causes melioidosis, in an aromatherapy spray that was found in the home of the Georgia patient. CDC is continuing testing to see if the genetic fingerprint of the bacteria in the bottle matches those of the bacteria identified in four patients.

www.cdc.gov

Freaking Walmart importing biohazard aromatherapy products!!!

This is what the CDC is supposed to be doing (and good work at that whomever figured it out)...and now their reputation is forever tainted.

 

[UKDslayer]

You can't make this stuff up.

This guy does make stuff up. He was one of the pushers of Hopium/kraken/German servers even after J6.

 

[UKDslayer]

But wait, there's more!

New York now has POLIO!!!

First US polio case since 2013 detected in upstate New York resident

A case of polio has been detected in Upstate New York's Rockland County, the first case of the devastating disease in nearly a decade.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Thanks Joe. That immigration screening is top notch.

They have been surveying sewage (of course) and its supposedly in two counties now.

 

[Threadcutter308]

French couple gives their dog Monkeypox.

First Human-to-Dog Monkeypox Transmission Recorded in France

A pet dog of a homosexual male couple has been confirmed positive for monkeypox in France in what is believed to be the first recorded case of human-to-dog transmission of the infection. On June 10, two men, ages 44 and 27, visited a hospital in Paris. The men are “non-exclusive partners living...

mb.ntd.com

Poor dog.

Wonder if it's ass still sounds like a foghorn when the wind blows..........

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Patient claims Monkeypox is all behind him now

‘Complete hell’: Texas man describes monkeypox battle

“The entire pain was just constant,” the patient reportedly said.

nypost.com

Rectum? Damn near killed him...

 

[Threadcutter308]

Rectum? Damn near killed him...

 

[UKDslayer]

There are tons of "visiting nurses" coming East Africa, esp. Ghana... and they do't just come here, they regularly travel back and forth.

There has always been localized outbreaks of Marburg - its nasty and, unlike monkeypox, has a high mortality. But making the press now, and with "you know who" investing billions in a mRNA vaccine for it, I fear it has been or will be weaponized like monkey pox. As will be Langya.

Langya is a bioweapon (Nipah virus family); they are saying is zoonotic from shrews, made in China that recently infected at least 35 there...but fear not already woking on an mRNA for it...


This is from wikipedia on mRNA viruses:
In March 2022 Moderna announced the development of mRNA vaccines for 15 diseases: Chikungunya virus, COVID-19, Crimean-Congo haemorrhagic fever, Dengue, Ebola virus disease, HIV, Malaria, Marburg virus disease, Lassa fever, Middle East respiratory syndrome coronavirus (MERS-CoV), Nipah and henipaviral diseases, Rift Valley fever, Severe fever with Thrombocytopenia syndrome, Tuberculosis and Zika.[42][43]

 

[UKDslayer]

Patient claims Monkeypox is all behind him now

‘Complete hell’: Texas man describes monkeypox battle

“The entire pain was just constant,” the patient reportedly said.

nypost.com

“I was at bars. I was going to pool parties. I did attend a music event over the weekend and recently all of those people have been becoming positive,” Shannahan reportedly said.

So he was at orgies. Surprise surprise. Tell me again how this is not a disease of promiscuous homosexuals?

 

[MCSO1357]

 

[Milf Dots]

Not a single one of us would refrain from grinding on a woman when on a Japanese train. Just sayin.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

I vote we change the name of "Monkeypox" to something closer to what it really is.................."Holio Polio" maybe?

 

[tomcatmv]

How about we just really focus on the "invasion pox" that is bringing all kinds of communicable diseases over our Southern border?
The school officials (read democrat commies) here in Texas are trying to keep it quiet but there is a breakout of some respiratory and sore throat related stuff happening here in central Texas and it's only going to get worse once all the kids go back to school in a couple weeks.
These INVADERS coming across our border are not only spreading disease, but Chicom produced fentanyl that is killing many.
I have two young grandsons and I say close the fucking border Governor Abbott because we know potato head and the Feds won't.
Plus our local ER dept. is overwhelmed with these leeches.
I know first hand as my wife and I spent like 20 hours in the ER waiting for her to be admitted when she fractured her hip last month and all the leeches that had NO visible signs of anything wrong overwhelmed the ER dept.

 

[Mr.BR]

Man scored a holly hatrick by taking it up the ass. Spain sure seems to be the epicenter of the whole fagot pox scene ,

Italian man tests positive for monkeypox, Covid, HIV all at once:​

In a first, a 36-year-old man in Italy tested positive for Monkeypox, COVID-19 and HIV at the same time. Experts pointed out that this is the first known co-infection case of the 3 viruses and it is yet to be understood whether the combination may aggravate the patient's condition.
He spent five days in Spain from June 16 to 20, during which he admitted to having unprotected sex with men.

Italian man tests positive for monkeypox, Covid, HIV all at once: Report

According to the Daily Mail, scientists have reported this as the first known case of a person testing positive for these viruses, all at once

www.business-standard.com