More effective than Dirty D's hotties

[CSGambill]

Puke Ray, Courtesy of DHS

Government-funded researchers are building a flashlight that makes people puke on command. The LED Incapacitator uses a range-finder to measure the distance to a target’s eyes, Threat Level notes. Then it unleashes continually changing, multi-color light pulses that make the target feel bad —...

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[Maser]

Those puke lights have been around for awhile. I think nausea gas is more effective.

 

[Ric O'shay]

Skanks are suspicious of non dido gadgets, rendering the Puke Ray ineffective.
Shots of Fireball are far more practical.

 

[Thumper580]

When my daughter was 8 months old one of her diapers would have been as effective. My ribs hurt from dry heaving

 

[n2ishun]

Just get a few shots of Southern Comfort or Yukon Jack in the person....technicolor yawns are a guaranteed.

 

[chevy_man]

Blackhawk used to make flashlights. The engineers were funny guys. They claimed the strobe frequency alternated between making you aroused and making you confused. Apparently this was too make you too dumb to keep running away.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

I'm 61 years old. I haven't thrown up since I was a teenager. I doubt a flashing light is gonna do the trick on me.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'm 61 years old. I haven't thrown up since I was a teenager. I doubt a flashing light is gonna do the trick on me.

Try having dinner at Arby's...

Sirhr

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Try having dinner at Arby's...

Sirhr

I haven't had Arby's in 20 years, maybe longer, and I haven't had McDonalds hamburger since 1986.
I do, unfortunately, eat Whataburger.