Morning Joe: Libtard Paranoid Playing "What If?"

[Veer_G]

What if we get hit by an asteroid and suffer an ELE? What if Nabisco brings back Brown Edge Wafers? What if The Bums go back to Brooklyn? What if?

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[Gunfighter14e2]

What if the hide dies during a shtf event?

 

[Veer_G]

What if the hide dies during a shtf event?

Damn, man, the whole Hide? Sounds like a conspiracy to me!

 

[Megahoser]

What if monkeys fly out of my butt...?

 

[jrassy]

What if she took the time to take a healthy shit before getting in front of the camera, she would at least looked less constipated while she spoke.
facial flavoring.

 

[Slash0311]

What if cats had machine guns, would dogs mess with them?

what if squirrels were allergic to nuts?

what if birds were afraid of heights?

 

[j-huskey]

If a frog had wings....





He wouldn't bump his ass every time he hopped.

 

[mtrmn]

If a frog had pockets....



He'd pack a gun to shoot snakes.

 

[Yasherka]

What if my sister had a dick, would she be my brother?

 

[Veer_G]

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Indeed ...

 

[WaltHer]

The Trump Derangement Syndrome is strong with this one.

 

[QuickNDirty]

What if potentially i apparently might, apparently at 2am, could possibly be, potentially, drinking whiskey?

Would the price of tea in China potentially be affected if I farted loudly?

 

[Veer_G]

What if potentially i apparently might, apparently at 2am, could possibly be, potentially, drinking whiskey?

Would the price of tea in China potentially be affected if I farted loudly?

Only if the tea bubbles when you fart.

 

[Rthur]

What if they were worried about Trump fixing their fucked up parlor tricks to pad their pockets?.....


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