Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[supercorndogs]

Something useful the Squirrel Squad could buy
Instead of new fire trucks every year
New fun trucks I mean “brush trucks”
And stop being in a competition to build the most expensive fire house with the most expensive stone brick windows etc

The fire and police departments here just bought a new building. They said they outgrew their old facility. I was like when they made the old building this town had about 8500 people and more homes. Now we have about 7500. They seem to be outgrowing their tax base. We have city and county fire departments that have 6-8 trucks each. Tallest structure in town are grain elevators followed by the 3 story courthouse. They had to buy a 9/11 firetruck from NYC so they had a tall enough ladder to reach the roof. The building is a fallout shelter built almost entirely of stone.

 

[Barneybdb]

@Barneybdb how did the sex change go?

Got a tune up on the circulatory system, fixed up some blockages in the plumbing around the pump. Might have to put up with you guys for a couple more years...

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[ironpony52]

The tit to hip measurement between the first pic and the second is very different. Plus, the first pic she has man hips, the second seems in proportion.

Yes, that is what I noticed also.................

 

[ironpony52]

There is braille on the drive thru ATM’s at my bank.

Wut do they say ?

Blind patrons please come inside for service

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Blind patrons please come inside for service

I figured that they said something like "This tube is not for masturbation"

 

[BurtG]

 

[lash]

Got a tune up on the circulatory system, fixed up some blockages in the plumbing around the pump. Might have to put up with you guys for a couple more years...

That’s good to hear, Barney. Got the ol’ root-rooter job done, huh?








And in honor of March madness:

 

[Bobalos]

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Those headers..... wft???

 

[timesublime]

Those headers..... wft???

Equal length and out the fender.

 

[BG94591]

 

[101st]

 

[101st]

 

[101st]

 

[101st]

 

[Conaso]

Well this is what happens when Turdcutter has nasty lasties.
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@Threadcutter308

Someone's been raiding the mortician's drug cabinet again.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

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I loved watching these when they were flying out of Eglin. (Our son’s home is about a mile from the flight line, and we get an airshow nearly every day.) The sound they make with full afterburners when taking off is beyond normal belief.

I’m sitting in the parking lot, roughly 3/4 mile away, hold my ears, When they light up the afterburners to start their takeoff roll, the sound is literally shaking me (as in rattling my bones). IMPRESSIVE! I Love Em!

 

[Bandit320]

I loved watching these when they were flying out of Eglin. (Our son’s home is about a mile from the flight line, and we get an airshow nearly every day.) The sound they make with full afterburners when taking off is beyond normal belief.

I’m sitting in the parking lot, roughly 3/4 mile away, hold my ears, When they light up the afterburners to start their takeoff roll, the sound is literally shaking me (as in rattling my bones). IMPRESSIVE! I Love Em!
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The sound of freedom.

 

[Bandit320]

 

[akmike47]