Gear sale part one. Buy my shit so I can buy rubbers, or don’t, I don’t give a fuck. Gonorrhea is probably great while you’re catching it.
Items pictured top to bottom, left to right, kinda sorta. You’ll get the picture or opening your package might be like a prize in a Cracker Jack Box. Either way you’re getting nice shit and you should probably already know what the fuck stuff looks like based off of the description if you have a reading level above kindergarten. If not, I’m not sure how you got into this expensive ass hobby but congratulations you lucky fucker.
1. Mystery Ranch overload pack. Medium yoke/belt excellent condition. Be the overlord at the match, seriously everyone will hate you, especially the peasants with an eberlestock. $625
2. Wiebad pump pillow, like new. Has my name in sharpie and I’m basically a legend so this fucker would probably bring a couple million on eBay (pesos maybe if you include great nudes of your hot wife). Seriously, never used except for the time I banged your sister on it. The sharpie will quickly wear off if you actually use your shit and don’t suck dick on the sidelines. $90
3. *SOLD* TAB gear PRS sling with flush cups. New, never used except for the time your mom wanted me to use it as a sex swing. Zero shmegma, I promise. $100
4. *SOLD* Borka EFK2. Like new, everything is there. I promise, if not you can punch Hillary right in the moose knuckle. $150
5. *SOLD* Armageddon gear OG waxed game changer. Used a little, has my name on it, see item #2 regarding that. $85
6. *SOLD* Armageddon gear waxed mini game changer. Brand new, no signature or anything but I’ll gladly sign it and slap my meat on it a few times if you tell your sister I love her. $80
7. *SOLD* TAB gear shooting mat. Used but minimal body fluids. $50
8. *SOLD* TAB gear ammo bag. Great for storing snacks at a match you fat piece of shit. Like new. $40
9. *SOLD* HSGI Molle belt (medium), tac shield belt with cobra buckles (medium), 4x HSGI pistol tacos, 2x HSGI rifle tacos. Like new, never worn out of the house. This thing can carry more pocket pussies than your squad can shake their dicks at. $275
10. *SOLD* Big Dog mag holsters. Supposed to fit all AX/AW/AICS AI mags but I only ran AX mags in them because I’m not a peasant. Like new $75
11. FTW rear bag thingy. $25
12. *SOLD* Walsh Custom Defense ammo carrier. Like new, 308/Creed/x47 size. No you can’t have my patches, get your own. $120
13. Armageddon gear armorers tool pouch. New. Sorry, I don’t have anything witty for this one but give me twice the listed price and I’ll tell you about the time your cousin and I did some weird butt stuff involving a cactus and a bulldozer. $60
14. *SOLD* Armageddon gear possibles bag. New. Buy $200 worth of my shit and you can have it or I’ll accept nudes of your girlfriend if she’s hot and is into Alabama Hot Pockets (urban dictionary, look it up).
15. *SOLD* Armageddon gear Trojan scope cover. Like new, only used to protect my massive shaft while sun bathing. You should try it... unless you’re hung like a tic tac which in that case a thimble may be more appropriate. $75
No trades, gimme yo money. Prices include shipping if you're cool, if not add like $1K to ship.
Items pictured top to bottom, left to right, kinda sorta. You’ll get the picture or opening your package might be like a prize in a Cracker Jack Box. Either way you’re getting nice shit and you should probably already know what the fuck stuff looks like based off of the description if you have a reading level above kindergarten. If not, I’m not sure how you got into this expensive ass hobby but congratulations you lucky fucker.
1. Mystery Ranch overload pack. Medium yoke/belt excellent condition. Be the overlord at the match, seriously everyone will hate you, especially the peasants with an eberlestock. $625
2. Wiebad pump pillow, like new. Has my name in sharpie and I’m basically a legend so this fucker would probably bring a couple million on eBay (pesos maybe if you include great nudes of your hot wife). Seriously, never used except for the time I banged your sister on it. The sharpie will quickly wear off if you actually use your shit and don’t suck dick on the sidelines. $90
3. *SOLD* TAB gear PRS sling with flush cups. New, never used except for the time your mom wanted me to use it as a sex swing. Zero shmegma, I promise. $100
4. *SOLD* Borka EFK2. Like new, everything is there. I promise, if not you can punch Hillary right in the moose knuckle. $150
5. *SOLD* Armageddon gear OG waxed game changer. Used a little, has my name on it, see item #2 regarding that. $85
6. *SOLD* Armageddon gear waxed mini game changer. Brand new, no signature or anything but I’ll gladly sign it and slap my meat on it a few times if you tell your sister I love her. $80
7. *SOLD* TAB gear shooting mat. Used but minimal body fluids. $50
8. *SOLD* TAB gear ammo bag. Great for storing snacks at a match you fat piece of shit. Like new. $40
9. *SOLD* HSGI Molle belt (medium), tac shield belt with cobra buckles (medium), 4x HSGI pistol tacos, 2x HSGI rifle tacos. Like new, never worn out of the house. This thing can carry more pocket pussies than your squad can shake their dicks at. $275
10. *SOLD* Big Dog mag holsters. Supposed to fit all AX/AW/AICS AI mags but I only ran AX mags in them because I’m not a peasant. Like new $75
11. FTW rear bag thingy. $25
12. *SOLD* Walsh Custom Defense ammo carrier. Like new, 308/Creed/x47 size. No you can’t have my patches, get your own. $120
13. Armageddon gear armorers tool pouch. New. Sorry, I don’t have anything witty for this one but give me twice the listed price and I’ll tell you about the time your cousin and I did some weird butt stuff involving a cactus and a bulldozer. $60
14. *SOLD* Armageddon gear possibles bag. New. Buy $200 worth of my shit and you can have it or I’ll accept nudes of your girlfriend if she’s hot and is into Alabama Hot Pockets (urban dictionary, look it up).
15. *SOLD* Armageddon gear Trojan scope cover. Like new, only used to protect my massive shaft while sun bathing. You should try it... unless you’re hung like a tic tac which in that case a thimble may be more appropriate. $75
No trades, gimme yo money. Prices include shipping if you're cool, if not add like $1K to ship.
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