Maggie’s Muscles

[Kinsman]

When I was 20, I could hardly bend my erect penis with both hands.
When I was 40, I could bend it with one hand.
Now past 60, I can bend it with two fingers.
My question is,

How much stronger can I expect to get?

 

[ssgp2]

Re: Muscles

It will point to the ground just by looking at it.....

 

[memyselfi]

Re: Muscles

A poem befitting
My noochie days are over, my pilot light is out. What used too be my sex appeal, is now my water spout. It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave, for every morning it would stand up a watch me shave.
Time was of its essence from my trousers it would spring,now its almost a full time job to find the blasted thing. As my old age approaches, I often get the blues, to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes.

 

[USGUNWORKS]

Re: Muscles

HAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Chingon]

Re: Muscles

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kinsman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">When I was 20, I could hardly bend my erect penis with both hands.
When I was 40, I could bend it with one hand.
Now past 60, I can bend it with two fingers.
My question is,

How much stronger can I expect to get? </div></div>

Keep playing with it and you are liable to snap it off.

 

[338RUM runner]

Re: Muscles

Just turned 67 and now i take a half of a Viagra just so i don't pee on my shoes. It's hell getting old.

 

[RampedRaptor]

Re: Muscles

^^^^ lol I'm still struggling with two hands! God protect me from wet shoes as I age!

 

[Jpuckett]

Re: Muscles

LoL