Navy Criminal Investigative ... Selfie?!

Veer_G

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Someone took a swan dive into the genetic pool and met the bottom, hard.



His gun is fake. His gold badge is fake. But that photo on Richard Fitzgerald’s fake “special agent” identification card?

That looks like a very real selfie. Shot from precisely the distance between a grown man’s shoulder and his hand.

SEPTA police officers arrested Fitzgerald, 31, on Thursday night in Frankford when they noticed him walking along Aramingo Avenue with a gun in a holster, a gold badge, and handcuffs.

Fitzgerald allegedly told the officers that he was a Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) special agent and that they could not stop him.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/crime/navy-ncis-fake-selfie-cop-20170708.html


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