Not enough pressure in the hose?

[Veer_G]

Or too much?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Man bursts into flames at San Francisco porn shop</span>

A man caught fire Wednesday evening inside a San Francisco porn store and was fighting for his life in the hospital after suffering third-degree burns, KCBS-TV reported.
Arson experts said it was not clear what ignited the fire but police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted.

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How long, how fast, and just what the <span style="font-style: italic">hell</span> was <span style="font-style: italic">in</span> that joy jelly?

 

[ArmaHeavy]

Re: Not enough pressure in the hose?

^THIS is why you need lubricant kids!

 

[Sportin Wood]

Re: Not enough pressure in the hose?

This isnt the first time this has happened....

 

[Veer_G]

Re: Not enough pressure in the hose?

With best wishes, and wishing him a rapid recovery, I dedicate this song to him ...

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[Legba]

Re: Not enough pressure in the hose?

What's more puzzling to me, (more so than a guy catching fire in a porn store) is that people actually go to a strangers public business to make a withdraw from the spank bank.

My thoughts are...the guy was either really good at it, or he is really bad at it.

 

[Don't try to run]

Re: Not enough pressure in the hose?

This is old news. I've seen video of him running out, in flames, with his pants around his ankles. I'll see if I can locate the video.

 

[Veer_G]

Re: Not enough pressure in the hose?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Donttrytorun</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is old news. I've seen video of him running out, in flames, with his pants around his ankles. I'll see if I can locate the video. </div></div>

That's okay. Once you've seen one flaming, ambulatory dick bomb, you've seen them all.

 

[Don't try to run]

Re: Not enough pressure in the hose?

Found it. Wasn't hard (no pun intended). Old news. With all the weed and Crack and sexual perversion and homelessness in San Francisco it doesn't surprise me in the least. What does surprise me is that in that neighborhood a bunch of guys didn't take this as the perfect opportunity to whip out their junk and piss all over him.

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