Maggie’s Now ... The rest of the Story

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in America . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical SUPPORT.
 
Re: Now ... The rest of the Story

That is greatness.

Id always heard it was a pushstart. Heck if you even try and touch it, they will go off.
 
Re: Now ... The rest of the Story

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That is greatness.

Id always heard it was a pushstart. Heck if you even try and touch it, they will go off. </div></div>

I was told the same thing by an Indian guy. He said the dots are push start and the turbins are pull start. I think it was mostly funny coming from one of their own kind.