Or just build one yourself:
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I would like something that rides better and is easier to work on and doesn't sound like the last airport shuttle you took from the economy parking lot, but it makes 350 RWHP and gets 18 MPG on the highway and can accommodate a lot of guns or bikes or kids' friends. It's also "shit simple" and can get repaired at any decent independent shop if necessary.
The new Transit Trail looks great, but $65k + whatever I'd spend building out the back half of the interior is more than I really to spend for a box on wheels at this time.