Oh I say, flinging poo?

[sirhrmechanic]

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/04/12/hand-dryers-feces-bacteria-study/

The little nar nar's at our universities are eating Tide Pods and sucking Ramses up their noses... but spending dollars figuring out that hand-dryer's fling poo?

Priorities in this country are so out-of-whack as to be laughable....

Sirhr

 

[jcm331]

I'll try to avoid them. I want to minimize the amount of things like C.Diff flung on my hands

 

[Greg Langelius *]

You think that's bad; you should try posting an Op Ed....

LOL!

Greg

 

[pmclaine]

And yet the current SJW movement would have kids rewriting our Constitution....


Shouldn't this post be in the nom, nom thread by the way?

 

[...]

im guessing theyre gonna have a heart attack when the do a study to find out how much bacteria is on the door handle to the bathroom you need to touch to leave.

seriously, theres bacteria all around us 24/7......thats why we have immune systems......why not spend that research money to cure cancer? you know, an actual problem

 

[Greg Langelius *]

The way I look at it, we need bacteria so our immune systems can get adequate exercise...

 

[CrazyHorse_mk14]

Proof!

All they studying is shit

 

[thejeep]

No one talking about syria/russia? Think trump really is in with putin and they are playing along to keep peoples attention off trump.?

 

[diverdon]

im guessing theyre gonna have a heart attack when the do a study to find out how much bacteria is on the door handle to the bathroom you need to touch to leave.

seriously, theres bacteria all around us 24/7......thats why we have immune systems......why not spend that research money to cure cancer? you know, an actual problem

Before cell phones were around I worked at a large company that participated in a university study of contaminated surfaces people touched in the workplace. I always thought that place had real good cleaners. The result of the study in our plant: the dirtiest thing people touch was the mouthpiece of the payphones. The cleanest thing was the toilet seats.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Before cell phones were around I worked at a large company that participated in a university study of contaminated surfaces people touched in the workplace. I always thought that place had real good cleaners. The result of the study in our plant: the dirtiest thing people touch was the mouthpiece of the payphones. The cleanest thing was the toilet seats.

Yep, figured as much....

 

[EddieNFL]

im guessing theyre gonna have a heart attack when the do a study to find out how much bacteria is on the door handle to the bathroom you need to touch to leave.

seriously, theres bacteria all around us 24/7......thats why we have immune systems......why not spend that research money to cure cancer? you know, an actual problem

Screw that. I use paper towels to dry and open the door. No paper towels I use TP. I use my boot to lift the toilet lid and flush.

 

[Frankly]

They’d up and die if they had to work on a farm for a day.

All the same I use my shoe to flush and try to avoid the knobs.

 

[PPB]

How do you know which poo flinger is for men and which is for women. Is there a transgender Poo Flinger?

Danm this gets confusing.

What if you sneeze whilst using your Poo Flinger

Now back in the day................ This was standard issue

 

[EddieNFL]

They’d up and die if they had to work on a farm for a day.

All the same I use my shoe to flash and try to avoid the knobs.

Watched too many guys leave the head without washing. No way I'm touching the knob.

 

[thejeep]

^ There are studies supporting that people living near farms suffer from less allergies, related to the amount of endotoxin in the air (from cow shit), than people in urban areas.
If memory serves.

 

[TripleBull]

seriously, theres bacteria all around us 24/7......thats why we have immune systems......why not spend that research money to cure cancer? you know, an actual problem

Around us, and if it's not in us, we're dead pretty soon. But that's no reason to go bathe in it. Just don't go pretending you can avoid it.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Before cell phones were around I worked at a large company that participated in a university study of contaminated surfaces people touched in the workplace. I always thought that place had real good cleaners. The result of the study in our plant: the dirtiest thing people touch was the mouthpiece of the payphones. The cleanest thing was the toilet seats.

Back before they went to self-stick... I always marvelled that we would lick stamps....

I mean between Cliff Clavin and Newmann... you know where those things had been?

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^ There are studies supporting that people living near farms suffer from less allergies, related to the amount of endotoxin in the air (from cow shit), than people in urban areas.
If memory serves.

People who grow up on farms have massive less allergies and stronger immune systems. Comes from playing in dirt, catching fish, gutting deer, getting bitten by bugs.... everything that comes from out door living. These coddled little handi-wipes retards can't make it through flu season. I'm not worried about North Korea or Asteroids or Supervocalnoes or any of that crap.

But one of these days, one of these bone-through-the-nose refugees is going to walk out of some sh**hole jungle carrying a disease that's going to make Smallpox and the Thanksgiving Indians look like the sniffles If we're lucky... it's a bacteria. If it's a virus... we're done. And if it's a superbug bacteria or a fast-mutating virus...

BTW, for anyone interested, look up the statistics for the 1919 flu epidemic. Or if you live in an area with an old cemetery (like in our town) go and count the graves from 1919 and 1920. And look at the ages. That strain of flu has not vanished... it's just been... dormant. It will be back. It killed as many or more, worldwide, than WW1. Almost one quarter of my home town died between 1919 and 1920, judging by the graves here. 450 people at the time. In two years, 90 graves. Mostly young folks, many teens and 20's, because this strain affected the young strong folks disproportionatly. Read about it sometime... Now imagine what happens in the era of air travel.

Sobering thoughts... far worse than a bit of poo in your doo.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Barneybdb]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...s/news-story/ed7889d2b14309665214508d81aee8cd
Centre for Digestive Diseases calls out for faeces donors
RESEARCHERS are crying out for your faecal matter — which could earn you up to $250 a week and help fight nasty diseases.

YOU may think twice now about the golden toilet rule - “if it’s brown, flush it down” because your daily deposit could be worth some much-needed extra cash.

Poo transplants and capsules, which are being trialled to help medical conditions from autism, multiple sclerosis and chronic diarrhoea, are in such huge demand that they are offering to pay for people who can produce healthy stools, an exclusive report in the Daily Telegraph has revealed.

And with $50 for each delivery — you can make as much as $250 a week — which equates to an impressive $13,000 a year.

 

[EddieNFL]

How do you know which poo flinger is for men and which is for women. Is there a transgender Poo Flinger?

Danm this gets confusing.

What if you sneeze whilst using your Poo Flinger

Now back in the day................ This was standard issue

Wasn't New Holland part of Ford? Always new Fords were crap.

 

[FS1]

Just look at the natural order of things. Babies get a starter shot of immunity's from mom. And as soon as they are able everything they hold goes right into their mouth. Babies eat a lot of dirt in the first two years of their lives. What does not kill you makes you stronger. There is much truth in that.

PS I hope those libs never test their tooth brush...fecal bacteria anyone?

 

[pmclaine]

Im thinking kids are not getting the natural immunity they need.

Seems like with the advent of our super cleaning products, now eating food that isnt really food or food that is "engineered", more and more kids these days have some sort of immunity issue.

 

[hlee]

It's not just kids that live on farms. Pet owners and those that keep somewhat less clean homes also have fewer allergies.

We will likely not see a 3rd world transplant carrying a "superbug," at least not by the current definition. MRSA (and the like) are products of inefficient antibiotic use and lateral gene transfer between bacteria. You get that in hospitals where there are lots of antibiotics and lots of people living with "routine" bacterial infections. You don't get that where there are few bacteria and people dying from "routine" bacterial infections.

Molecule for molecule, the human body contains orders of magnitude more bacterial DNA than it does human DNA...

But, epidemiology studies like these are important. Guffaw at the study but then lift the toilet seat with your boot? WTF. A little E. coli is no big deal, right? Those ultra powerful hand dryer manufacturers sell their machines as eco friendly and more sanitary. A towel dispenser doesn't use any electricity, and may spread fewer bacteria. These studies can also help track the spread, or source, of an outbreak. They can also be used in sociological studies (like what factors affect hand washing in public restrooms- the number 1 factor is the presence of another person...).

Mike Rowe (the face of Dirty Jobs himself) is an admitted bacteriaphobe and did an entire episode on how dirty hotel rooms are- bedspreads, phones, and tv remotes in particular. I bet he uses air blown hand dryers.

But, to the "funny" poo flinging hand dryer. Be honest. What do you use most? Paper towels or the hand dryers? Most people gravitate to the tech- it must be better. Now, imagine this tech in a hospital setting. A little E. coli may be no big deal, but now imagine that hand dryer arisolizing MRSA...

For myself, I am also in the camp of papers towels to dry and open bathroom doors, or push it open with a foot or elbow. But, I try not to get wrapped around the axle about this stuff. One thing from when I was a kid sticks in my mind, "God made dirt. Dirt don't hurt..."

 

[Mike Casselton]

Watched too many guys leave the head without washing. No way I'm touching the knob.

Growing up around farm animals and later working as a mechanic type, I learned to wash my hands before I went to the bathroom.
My hands and arms got dirty.
My dick stayed clean inside my pants...

 

[pmclaine]

It's not just kids that live on farms. Pet owners and those that keep somewhat less clean homes also have fewer allergies.

We will likely not see a 3rd world transplant carrying a "superbug," at least not by the current definition. MRSA (and the like) are products of inefficient antibiotic use and lateral gene transfer between bacteria. You get that in hospitals where there are lots of antibiotics and lots of people living with "routine" bacterial infections. You don't get that where there are few bacteria and people dying from "routine" bacterial infections.

Molecule for molecule, the human body contains orders of magnitude more bacterial DNA than it does human DNA...

But, epidemiology studies like these are important. Guffaw at the study but then lift the toilet seat with your boot? WTF. A little E. coli is no big deal, right? Those ultra powerful hand dryer manufacturers sell their machines as eco friendly and more sanitary. A towel dispenser doesn't use any electricity, and may spread fewer bacteria. These studies can also help track the spread, or source, of an outbreak. They can also be used in sociological studies (like what factors affect hand washing in public restrooms- the number 1 factor is the presence of another person...).

Mike Rowe (the face of Dirty Jobs himself) is an admitted bacteriaphobe and did an entire episode on how dirty hotel rooms are- bedspreads, phones, and tv remotes in particular. I bet he uses air blown hand dryers.

But, to the "funny" poo flinging hand dryer. Be honest. What do you use most? Paper towels or the hand dryers? Most people gravitate to the tech- it must be better. Now, imagine this tech in a hospital setting. A little E. coli may be no big deal, but now imagine that hand dryer arisolizing MRSA...

For myself, I am also in the camp of papers towels to dry and open bathroom doors, or push it open with a foot or elbow. But, I try not to get wrapped around the axle about this stuff. One thing from when I was a kid sticks in my mind, "God made dirt. Dirt don't hurt..."

Always prefer paper towels and always maintain the used towel for opening the door and typically miss the 10 foot hook shot to the barrel in the corner away from the door.....those balled up towels on the floor.......thats my bad.

Little sensitive to immunological topics right now with a son going through an immune related thing

http://www.snipershide.com/shooting...or-and-what-do-you-know-about-pandas.6880026/


I dont typically go to gun sites and in particularly the free for all section but its nice to get view points for things I dont understand from all backgrounds.

 

[pmclaine]

Growing up around farm animals and later working as a mechanic type, I learned to wash my hands before I went to the bathroom.
My hands and arms got dirty.
My dick stayed clean inside my pants...

Had a guy tell me a story about being at the local chinese food drinking establishment and have need to smash.

The bathrooms in this place are more like ancient Roman vomitoriums because the drink dujour was scorpion bowls and the era was that of lax rules and underage kids going there because to the chinese bartenders all the caucasian kids looked like they were 21.

Anyway he related how he sat down to take care of business and his glans made a landing on the seat and as he moved it away he noticed a string of mucus like material, that was not his, leading from the seat to his tip.

I think bleach would have been an appropriate remedy.

Always make a paper seat gents, preferably designed with a self flushing tail so you dont have to manually clean up after use.

 

[supercorndogs]

Im thinking kids are not getting the natural immunity they need.

Seems like with the advent of our super cleaning products, now eating food that isnt really food or food that is "engineered", more and more kids these days have some sort of immunity issue.

We also don't get bacteria from our food. The systemic microbes that live in fruit and vegetables, are long since dead after weeks in trucks and on store shelves. Mono culturing and salt fertilizers have killed much of our farm land to a point they no longer properly cycle carbon. The result has been fruit and vegetables that contain 70% less fulvic and humic acid than it did 100 years ago. The other side effect has been death of gut flora. The mother passes her gut flora to her children, and 90% of people are getting a small portion of the gut flora we once had.

 

[thejeep]

You knkw they are going to use it for marketing. "Now with 70% less fruit...."

 

[pmclaine]

We also don't get bacteria from our food. The systemic microbes that live in fruit and vegetables, are long since dead after weeks in trucks and on store shelves. Mono culturing and salt fertilizers have killed much of our farm land to a point they no longer properly cycle carbon. The result has been fruit and vegetables that contain 70% less fulvic and humic acid than it did 100 years ago. The other side effect has been death of gut flora. The mother passes her gut flora to her children, and 90% of people are getting a small portion of the gut flora we once had.

Researchers are looking into "resetting" affected peoples immune systems by basically having them......eat dirt.

https://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/31879/title/Let-Them-Eat-Dirt/


or perhaps boogers....

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/eating-boogers-may-boost-immunity-scientist-suspects/

 

[supercorndogs]

Researchers are looking into "resetting" affected peoples immune systems by basically having them......eat dirt.

https://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/31879/title/Let-Them-Eat-Dirt/


or perhaps boogers....

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/eating-boogers-may-boost-immunity-scientist-suspects/

Raw milk, and live food off live soil, I think would make a world of difference. You wouldn't believe the amount of sanitizer that gets rubber all over food prep surfaces. We also drink water with chlorine and fluoride in it. So we are controlling microbes even as we trying to reinoculate.

 

[FS1]

I agree with exposure being good...but we must remember we live a lot longer now too. So no easy answers.

 

[pmclaine]

I agree with exposure being good...but we must remember we live a lot longer now too. So no easy answers.

I hear the body of the "Iceman" dead some few thousand years and frozen in the Alps exhibits internal "pets" we seldom see in the first world anymore.

I dont think those bugs are necessary.

I personally dont want to be this guy...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...ers-five-foot-tapeworm-body-article-1.3762577

reeling in tapeworms on the empty toilet paper roll directly from my ass....

I wonder if that is one of his ass hairs. He could braid those suckers if so.

 

[QuickNDirty]

I'll pass on the tapeworms, thanks.

 

[supercorndogs]

I agree with exposure being good...but we must remember we live a lot longer now too. So no easy answers.

The infant death rate is the big change. As far as how old we get, not much change if you are healthy. The survivability of some serious health conditions has gotten much better. When you look at the health of the youth, there is something wrong going on. I am not pretending to know all the implications of the way our food supply is grown, and prepared for us. It is something to think about.

 

[pmclaine]

The infant death rate is the big change. As far as how old we get, not much change if you are healthy. The survivability of some serious health conditions has gotten much better. When you look at the health of the youth, there is something wrong going on. I am not pretending to know all the implications of the way our food supply is grown, and prepared for us. It is something to think about.

I have my tin foil hat on.......

and I suspect this is known and expected.

 

[supercorndogs]

Expected anyway. Buttholes pucker up when you talk about the implications of pesticide, fungicide, herbicide, and salt fertilizer on health. Just because thats the way we have been doing it for 70 years, doest make it right.