Ok boys, she's available. I wonder if her name's Karen.

[TexPatriot]

I took a woman that claimed she wanted to learn to shoot shooting on a ranch. She really was looking for a man because she went and sat in the truck while I shot. I think she even took a Xanax.

Anyway, that was a deal breaker. I nailed her once for my effort and ghosted her. I learned later she was a BETO supporter.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediafiles/128204/90C7EB4C-EEA9-4C26-B6DC-E4DDA6C783AE_png-1874063.JPG

 

[Maggot]

Photo or it didnt happen.

Take her boating.

 

[JbBooks]

Wtf did I just read? That must be the definition for the word CUNT!

 

[Northfl]

Must have a bachelor degree. What tha fuck.
is that a way of saying she wont date a married man?
When i was a bachelor i didnt have a degree in it.

 

[clcustom1911]

I took a woman that claimed she wanted to learn to shoot shooting on a ranch. She really was looking for a man because she went and sat in the truck while I shot. I think she even took a Xanax.

Anyway, that was a deal breaker. I nailed her once for my effort and ghosted her. I learned later she was a BETO supporter.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediafiles/128204/90C7EB4C-EEA9-4C26-B6DC-E4DDA6C783AE_png-1874063.JPG

Thats a hell of a list of requirements.... I'm sure there's soooooo many guys what meet all those requirements within 15 minutes of her. She's really gonna hate men more than she already does when she realizes about 0 meet those qualifications.

 

[Maggot]

Thats a hell of a list of requirements.... I'm sure there's soooooo many guys what meet all those requirements within 15 minutes of her. She's really gonna hate men more than she already does when she realizes about 0 meet those qualifications.

My bet is that she already hates men and thats her way of disqualifying and showing them that they just cant measure up. Its a disease and any guy with 1 degree of common sense will RUN not walk in the other direction.

 

[silentwoods]

I took a woman that claimed she wanted to learn to shoot shooting on a ranch. She really was looking for a man because she went and sat in the truck while I shot. I think she even took a Xanax.

Anyway, that was a deal breaker. I nailed her once for my effort and ghosted her. I learned later she was a BETO supporter.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediafiles/128204/90C7EB4C-EEA9-4C26-B6DC-E4DDA6C783AE_png-1874063.JPG

Why in the world would you think any fucking gash is worth that?

I'd rather eat a steak than breathe the same air as a person who actually believes anything she posted.

More power to you, but pussy ain't gonna be worth listening to a commie like her talk long enough to get her panties off.

 

[JbBooks]

Thats a hell of a list of requirements.... I'm sure there's soooooo many guys what meet all those requirements within 15 minutes of her. She's really gonna hate men more than she already does when she realizes about 0 meet those qualifications.

You know she’s one of them women with the ol choke me and pull my hair fantasy’s
Crazy bitches are the funnest.... for a minute!

 

[Expert684]

Is her pussy like made of gold? WTF?

 

[Rthur]

Take her shooting again.
When the time for the stiff rogering is at hand, best from behind for the following.
Slam that shit whilst saying who's yer daddy.. Trump is your daddy.
Finish in ass if possible.
Final instruction.
Return here for a AAR.

R

 

[TexPatriot]

Why in the world would you think any fucking gash is worth that?

I'd rather eat a steak than breathe the same air as a person who actually believes anything she posted.

More power to you, but pussy ain't gonna be worth listening to a commie like her talk long enough to get her panties off.

I didn't take her out. I dumped a woman after she didn't like me wearing my AK Operators Union cap. The same one that said she wanted to go shooting and then sat in the truck.

 

[10ring'r]

You're F'n joking....right?? Mac

 

[TexPatriot]

Take her shooting again.
When the time for the stiff rogering is at hand, best from behind for the following.
Slam that shit whilst saying who's yer daddy.. Trump is your daddy.
Finish in ass if possible.
Final instruction.
Return here for a AAR.

R

You left out the SIIHPAPP at the end.

 

[theLBC]

 

[W54/XM-388]

I love pointing out to the things that pass for "females" these days what brazen hypocrites they are.
Apparently it's wrong to "fat shame" women and you have to think their morbidly obese bodies are the best thing ever because they "feel comfortable" aka lazy.

Yet they think it's all fine to have all these impossible physical attribute standards for men?

The good news is that the probably 0.1 percent of men that meet their list probably wouldn't give them the time of day as they are either homosexual or realize that they are in the top 0.1 percent of men and can do a whole lot better than some bitchy entitled ugly brat.

I also love how that bitch specifically says she'll never date anyone that's been an EMT
Well maybe next time she is calling 911 they could just say, well you don't like anyone that would respond so nope, go call around for a soy boy to try to save you...

 

[ACW39]

Hahahahaha. I’d say you did exactly what you’re supposed to when they’re batshit crazy like that. Find em, feed em, fuck em, and forget em.

 

[tomcatmv]

I took a woman that claimed she wanted to learn to shoot shooting on a ranch. She really was looking for a man because she went and sat in the truck while I shot. I think she even took a Xanax.

Anyway, that was a deal breaker. I nailed her once for my effort and ghosted her. I learned later she was a BETO supporter.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediafiles/128204/90C7EB4C-EEA9-4C26-B6DC-E4DDA6C783AE_png-1874063.JPG

What? You didn't have your man bun and skinny jeans?
And if she's a Beto supporter she likely wants him to come and take your guns.

 

[Tchitcherine]

I know, I know
You'll probably scream n' cry
That your little world won't let you go
But who in your measly little world are trying to prove that
You're made out of gold and uh, can't be sold

 

[TexPatriot]

Hahahahaha. I’d say you did exactly what you’re supposed to when they’re batshit crazy like that. Find em, feed em, fuck em, and forget em.

Actually, the one I dealt with the short period of time did buy me shit. A 'Come and Take It' coffee mug I'm drinking out of she bought me and the Keurig that made the coffee.

She said she wanted to spoil me and wanted to buy me a $600.00 Randall No. 1 I had posted as a screen saver on my computer but I told her no, I didn't want women buying me expensive gifts or 'spoiling me.'

 

[Krob95]

I have the weirdest boner right now

 

[Maggot]

Ewwwwwww

 

[TexPatriot]

What? You didn't have your man bun and skinny jeans?
And if she's a Beto supporter she likely wants him to come and take your guns.

It's women like that will report you as a 'right wing extremist that owns an arsenal'. She was vindictive and stewed about past men in her life and how she was going to make their lives miserable.

If they're not stable and 100% into your freedom, Constitutional loving mindset they need to be avoided like they have Covid and herpes.

 

[tomcatmv]

^^^^ Absofuckinglutely.

 

[clcustom1911]

Superstraight?

Huh?

 

[...]

Superstraight?

Huh?

"superstraight" is a troll "sexual identity" that states they are only attracted to women who are born biological women........and because its a "sexual identity" its impossible for the LBGTIIAPTQ people to criticize without being 'superstraight-phobic'

 

[MtnCreek]

Must have a bachelor degree. What tha fuck.
is that a way of saying she wont date a married man?
When i was a bachelor i didnt have a degree in it.

Yes. What she's saying is she's looking for a confirmed bachelor.

 

[TexPatriot]

Photo or it didnt happen.

 

[Animal357]

I think she deserves the guy she does find. I hope she, her date and his boyfriend are very happy.

 

[Holliday]

I watched a show the other day where they cow-called in a bull moose from miles away. He would stop, think twice, then they would let the cow call rip and he would continue in. This went on for hours. When he got close enough they finally shot him dead.

Reminds me of modern day men, with modern day women.

I bet she is still catching dick and will gain in wealth while ruining some poor soul......

 

[TurboTrout]

There is fun/hot crazy where you might end up with scratch marks, or you might have to catch her when she tried to dance on a bar stool

And there is bunny with the microwave / SWAT you kinda crazy, that lady is the latter.

 

[Maggot]

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Just put a sock in her mouth and carry on.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I don’t know why anyone’s possibly got their panties in a bunch. She did the vast majority of males in the world a huge favor.

She made it exceedingly simple to just turn the other direction and walk away.

“Honey, your phone still ain’t ringin’, so it still must not be me”.......

 

[Guthwine]

I foresee a lot of cats in her future!

 

[The D]

I would look around for the chick that my confused boner is looking at instead of the train wreck my eyes can’t unsee

 

[MCHOG]

LBGTIIAPTQ

I swear, every time I see this it has more random letters in it.

 

[TheHorta]

Just $100K?

Cheap slut.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

 

[winniedonkey]

So she basically wants to hang out with certain farm animals? Nice....Nice...

 

[Baron23]

She must think her shit is gold and she fails to recognize that there are 7B people in the world and fully half of them have pussies. Hardly anything more common on this planet than a cunt.

 

[kenny1773]

I think stupid crazy bitches like this are why the flesh-light was invented

Where is her picture? A girl with all those demands has to be smoking hot, right?

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

Superstraight?

Huh?

That would make a clay brick go soft.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

I took a woman that claimed she wanted to learn to shoot shooting on a ranch. She really was looking for a man because she went and sat in the truck while I shot. I think she even took a Xanax.

Anyway, that was a deal breaker. I nailed her once for my effort and ghosted her. I learned later she was a BETO supporter.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediafiles/128204/90C7EB4C-EEA9-4C26-B6DC-E4DDA6C783AE_png-1874063.JPG

Why would you even bother?
That list of rules just guarantees one severely fucked up chick.
I zoned out after first one or two sentences.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

She'll ultimately end up with a guy who only checks one of those boxes. A 6',1" guy named Tyrone.

 

[uffduh]

She'll ultimately end up with a guy who only checks one of those boxes. A 6',1" guy named Tyrone.

Nah, she wants someone making over 100k with no kids and a bachelor's degree.


(grabs own collar and marches self to HR, no passing go and no collecting $200)

 

[TexPatriot]

She'll ultimately end up with a guy who only checks one of those boxes. A 6',1" guy named Tyrone.

Then fortunately missing on her requirements is: 'Must not be a convicted felon' and 'Must own his own car and have a current drivers license.'

 

[ColinW]

Then fortunately missing on her requirements is: 'Must not be a convicted felon' and 'Must own his own car and have a current drivers license.'

 

[BigTex]

Bitch is probably a deuce and a half with 3 baby daddies, shit picker nails, and a welfare check.

 

[TexPatriot]

Bitch is probably a deuce and a half with 3 baby daddies, shit picker nails, and a welfare check.

LOL.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

"Childless at time of matching"

Wtf does that even mean? Like dont bring the kids on a first date?

Are children ok after time of matching?

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Her name would not be meghan markle would it? Problem is, except for the degree I can’t meet any of her NO EXCEPTIONS.

Guess I am just not the “All American”(???) type of fallow she wants.

Y’all catch the pun...Fallow?