We all know Biden has some Press Conference gems when his handlers aren't activating the anal taser and keeping him on track.
Post your most inspired Biden statements here!
Here he is his actual statement from the end of his Putin Meeting today:
"C'mon man, if your shower faucet can't handle the andirons while the lawn isn't mowed, how are you ever going to get a waffle iron to change the radiator hose on your birch tree? You darn bloviating cat-tailed wombat wrangler... how can you ream out a bacon press with a snowtire unless you have some penicillin in your massage chair???"
What else have 'you' heard him say lately?
Sirhr
Post your most inspired Biden statements here!
Here he is his actual statement from the end of his Putin Meeting today:
"C'mon man, if your shower faucet can't handle the andirons while the lawn isn't mowed, how are you ever going to get a waffle iron to change the radiator hose on your birch tree? You darn bloviating cat-tailed wombat wrangler... how can you ream out a bacon press with a snowtire unless you have some penicillin in your massage chair???"
What else have 'you' heard him say lately?
Sirhr
