Guy walks into a bar, orders up a shot, slams it down walks over to the window and jumps out.... Minute later, guy walks back in, orders up another shot, slams it and jumps out the window, he repeats this a few more times and another guy says well hell i can do that, orders up a shot slams it jumps out the window and falls three stories.....Bartender looks at the first guy says, superman your a real asshole when your drunk.
Guy is sittin at the bar drinks a beer, looks into his shirt pocket, then orders up another drink. After about the 7th or 8th time he does this the bartender asks what he's doing. Guys says, i've got a picture of my wife in there, when she get's prettier i'm going home.
Guy is sittin at the bar drinks a beer, looks into his shirt pocket, then orders up another drink. After about the 7th or 8th time he does this the bartender asks what he's doing. Guys says, i've got a picture of my wife in there, when she get's prettier i'm going home.
