Paging Bender... maybe you should consider Japanese quail instead of mere pigeons...

[sirhrmechanic]

@Bender no need for those prudish pigeons any more...

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/11/18/doge-shares-obscene-examples-of-government-waste-nearly-1-million-to-see-if-cocaine-makes-japanese-quail-more-sexually-promiscuous/

Apparently if you get a little blow in them... those quail get frisky! Split Tail Quail... spent a lifetime chasing them....

Sirhr