Paging Mayor Beetlejuice

On a serious note, has this shit spread to the normal areas of Chicago, or is it still localized in certain areas? I've spent a good amount of time walking around Chicago, though mostly in normal areas, and never had anything close to a sketchy encounter, though it has been a decade or so.
 
On a serious note, has this shit spread to the normal areas of Chicago, or is it still localized in certain areas? I've spent a good amount of time walking around Chicago, though mostly in normal areas, and never had anything close to a sketchy encounter, though it has been a decade or so.
It’s possible anywhere in this shithole area. 99% of it is gang-related. I’ve hauled my white ass to Chicago’s west side after dark on more than one occasion… Nobody has tried to fuck with me yet, but the people on my girlfriends old block all know who I am. The others, probably assume I’m a cop.
 
If you don't go to shitcago with an AR in the car and a full size fighting pistol in your waist, you're a fucking fool
I not only avoid Chicago, I avoid transplants from Chicago. I won't do business with them. They are garbage. The women are abrupt, rude, condescending Karens and their husbands are beat down simps.
 
On a serious note, has this shit spread to the normal areas of Chicago, or is it still localized in certain areas? I've spent a good amount of time walking around Chicago, though mostly in normal areas, and never had anything close to a sketchy encounter, though it has been a decade or so.

You should go back and file a report when you're done.
 
How do you differentiate between Chicagoans, New Yorkers, Californians...?
Thats easy. California men all have 80's haircuts like Bill Gates or long, nasty, grey ponytails even if they're bald on top. Some wear trashy looking wife beaters and cut offs like they're homeless on the beach, even the old men, and drive ragged out old Mercedes with 300k miles on the clock. They all tell you how much better California is and that they have codes and ordinances and every tradesman has to have a license to work and they can get fresh seafood and salmon right off the boat everyday and they all use to roady with Fleetwood Mac or Grateful Dead and they knew every actor celebrity personally. Californians, even the old men and cops, talk with a lisp and act queer.

New Yawkers by accent and bathing on a daily basis is considered stupid which is evident by their BO, even when wearing a white dress shirt and black pants.

Chicago women are abrupt, abrasive cunts and when you try and be humorous to lighten the mood they laugh once and go 'Ha...thats funny' and go back to being cunts. There is no way please people from Chicago when you work for them and to prove it they'll try and stiff you on your final draw. Karen is from Chicago and her hairstyle as well as resting bitch face began in Chicago.
 
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