Palestinian Gov’t Daily Charges Israel with ‘Training and Recruiting’ Spy Cows

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The latest Palestinian zoological-related conspiracy theory has Israel outfitting “spy cows” with surveillance equipment to track their movements, according to a piece by the Palestinian Authority’s official daily.
Palestinians have in the past accused Israel of sending genetically engineered sharks into Egyptian waters, “super rats” to infest the Muslim Quarter in Jerusalem’s Old City, and killer Zionist dolphins off Gaza’s shores to attack Hamas frogmen.
Only last week, Britain’s National Education Union (NEU) rehashed a boar-related conspiracy theory originally disseminated by PA President Mahmoud Abbas, who in 2014 insisted that “every night, [Israelis] release wild pigs against us.”
There is even a Wikipedia page titled, “Israel-related animal conspiracy theories.”
In the article published last Tuesday in the PA’s Al-Hayat Al-Jadida newspaper, Rushd Morrar, from Khirbet Yanun in the West Bank, said he had encountered cows “recruited and trained” by Israel.
“These are recruited and trained cattle, as on the neck of each cow they hang a medallion with an eavesdropping and recording device on it, and sometimes cameras, in order to monitor every detail in Khirbet Yanun large and small,” the newspaper cited Morrar as saying, according to a translation by monitoring group Palestinian Media Watch.
Morrar also claimed that “settlers release herds of wild boars” to destroy Palestinian crops, the newspaper said.
“The settlers’ crimes are diversifying and becoming sophisticated, and the means they employ in their war are unlimited,” he said.
 
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I've had my experiences in that region.
Been shot at, shot at others, with impacts from both .....'nuff said.

I Guarantee they are doing it.
Fucking Hamas, Hezbollah, et al.....
And then we have the Mosad summabitches, as bad or worse than the CIA.

I fucking LOATHE Haji and Ali bin Bobknob.
Gimme a plane ticket and don't check my bags, I'll eat schwarma and extinguish hopes and dreams all day fucking long.
 
One of the guys I went to college with had lived in Turkey and the "animal spies" is a constant paranoia thing over there. Villagers in podunk town killing goats because they were spying for the jews etc. Not too long ago they somehow caught a falcon that had an israeli lettered legband so naturally they thought it was a jewish spy lol.