Paparock Is Back !

[1J04]

I swear to Krist, if this isn't the infamous "Paparock" The German will have Bender give you a handjob. I'm not kidding.

I've been sitting on this jewel of a PM since Oct 14th. That's a no shitter. Literally. But today? Today is a new day and I needed entertainment. This all stems from a thread regarding the good ole question of "Should I carry one in the Toob, or Not". And then Steven Seagull chimes in with this drivel. So not impressed, and for good measure he's got so much of his info fuckered up I couldn't have set this up any better.

For your perusal:



you seem obsessed with me regarding the shared exchange... so let's settle this....

Who I am.... I am about to turn 72 years old... a 1970 class member of the United States Naval Academy... served my 5 active and another 15 in the reserves... fully retired from the Reserves as a Commander... for you that is the equivalent of a Lt. Colonel in the Marine Corps... I earned by spurs... after service time I had a full career in IT after MBA from Penn.. retired from CISCO as a Regional Manager for the North East Region... I consider myself intelligent, professional and a devout Christian of the Methodist faith and a life long member of the Republican Party... I am 16th generation in this country with the first of my family arriving from Scotland in 1638, settling in Tidewater Virginia...

I have a particular approach to concealed carry that is mine, and I own it... I am not alone... apparently that creates an issue of ridicule and humor for you.. which is fine... as I have said, it is a personal choice... part of my training came from the Academy and active service as an Ensign, which at times had me assigned as a junior officer as in charge of in port Shore Patrol.. sidearms were always carried in an unchambered condition... I carry that with me.... I make no excuses for my choice, it is personal... and to me no subject to public ridicule... I consider that choice to address my approach as immature... not something to be attacked and with an attempt to publicly humiliate...

You carry it to far with your humor trying to equate my ID with Hunter Biden... I think you need to cease and desist in that regard.... you do as you please, you certainly have the right to do that... but leave the association of my ID to a criminal among us out of your ranting

 

[Dewey7271]

Well, this was fun the last time. In.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Rthur]

I was told there was going to be Israeli carry quotes...

R

 

[1J04]

Well, this was fun the last time. In.

He's currently "Star Gazing" or some bullshit.

CMDR CupCake of the USS Pelican Raper wants you to know he's an accomplished idiot, and will go to great lengths to let you know. What in the hell is wrong with people.

lmfao Fully retired from the Reserves. That's like what? A couple Ladder Rungs under the Salvation Army ain't it?

 

[...]

nah....its a well known fact Paparock doesnt carry a gun...when you know the Phoenix Eye....you have no use for guns...dent a mans sternum and they are good as dead

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Was he allowed to keep his service rifle/carbine or pistol upon discharge as a reward for being so good at what he did?

 

[Huskydriver]

Wtf is this?

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Seriously......You are going to make me actually search for this members (no pun intended you jerks, lol) name instead of just telling us???

Did he demand you purge his personal information from your system or ask for a Veteran discount on stuffed squirrels?

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Not a Sniper]

Wtf is this?

Monday in the Bear Pit.

 

[Huskydriver]

Monday in the Bear Pit.

Link? Damnit can't believe I missed this

 

[Jscb1b]

DID BENDER SERVE IN THE NAVY????

 

[Not a Sniper]

Link? Damnit can't believe I missed this

Somewhere in here:

https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/legendary-thread-reference.6957945/#post-7921323

He got saluted a lot and apparently likes Israeli carry.

Oh, and earned spurs in the Navy Reserves it seems. Dunno.

 

[MtnCreek]

Not as mentally deranged as paparock, but still a keeper.

 

[1J04]

By Popular Demand!


Oct 14, 2020New

 

[Rthur]

Hi,

Seriously......You are going to make me actually search for this members (no pun intended you jerks, lol) name instead of just telling us???

Did he demand you purge his personal information from your system or ask for a Veteran discount on stuffed squirrels?

Sincerely,
Theis

What squirrels?....

R

 

[Krob95]

tag him in this so we can make fun of him. Maybe some more jewels will appear in text form

 

[1J04]

Yoo Whooooooooooo. @hunter1959 Uhm Mr. Biden, MR. BIDEN! Please bless us with your presence. Please pick up the opaque entertainment phone. Mr. Biden!

​

 

[thejeep]

I remember that one.

If I have to draw down.
1. remove the bag
2. Remove pistol from holster
3. Remove mag
4. Park car
5. Retrieve box of bullets taped to axle
6. Load mag
7. Insert mag
8. Review the “can I shoot “ paradigm
9. Chamber a round.
10.remember what I was originally doing

 

[Jscb1b]

DA FUC?

 

[isofahunter]

Stop the shit show so I can get ready. Standby.

 

[Jscb1b]

 

[_Windrider_]

Do I need to dust off the Velcro sneakers?

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Officers of course they trained you to carry empty... your an ensign in the navy that graduated from the academy

 

[Huskydriver]

Somewhere in here:

https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/legendary-thread-reference.6957945/#post-7921323

He got saluted a lot and apparently likes Israeli carry.

Oh, and earned spurs in the Navy Reserves it seems. Dunno.

I know the paparock threads but did he come back with a new username !!!??

 

[Threadcutter308]

Link? Damnit can't believe I missed this

This is the first it's been made public. You didn't miss anything, you're one of the first in line.......

 

[Threadcutter308]

Do I need to dust off the Velcro sneakers?

Yes.

And, benchpress 275 ?

Concrete plant anyone ?

 

[hunter1959]

well, isn't this fun? "ij04", the real man... I sent you a private email back in October, as you certainly love having fun... but, you didn't have the guts to respond to me there, so you do this? hahaha... is this your form of jacking off for everyone? go with it..

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Ah yeah

 

[Not a Sniper]

Officers of course they trained you to carry empty... your an ensign in the navy that graduated from the academy

I assume folks who carry empty are doing most of us a favor.

Just an opinion.

 

[isofahunter]

Engage!

 

[Not a Sniper]

I know the paparock threads but did he come back with a new username !!!??

1J04 seems to think so. Sounds close.

 

[Huskydriver]

well, isn't this fun? "ij04", the real man... I sent you a private email back in October, as you certainly love having fun... but, you didn't have the guts to respond to me there, so you do this? hahaha... is this your form of jacking off for everyone? go with it..

So besides carrying like a fud... What else should we know about you? Are you a master of the Phoenix Eye?

 

[Not a Sniper]

Yes.

And, benchpress 275 ?

Concrete plant anyone ?

Bowkills-it is all about the bowkills.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

So besides carrying like a fud... What else should we know about you? Are you a master of the Phoenix Eye?

I don’t even know what that means..., I searched and found nothing

 

[Huskydriver]

I don’t even know what that means..., I searched and found nothing

@Strykervet @Waorani lol

Our Paparock?

He's a special forces super hero and now a biology and genetics expert. Is there anything Papa isn't a certified expert in ? Better watch his ass. Kim is gonna catch wind of this and get pissed off.

www.snipershide.com

 

[nn8734]

I don’t even know what that means..., I searched and found nothing

Read through the Paparockcal thread, it’s long but well worth it. Arguably the most legendary thread in SH history.

See leftyjason’s “legendary thread reference” thread to locate it: https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/legendary-thread-reference.6957945/#post-7921323

 

[Threadcutter308]

Bowkills-it is all about the bowkills.

Apparently......Game on

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[Not a Sniper]

I don’t even know what that means..., I searched and found nothing

 

[gunjunkie45]

I swear to Krist, if this isn't the infamous "Paparock" The German will have Bender give you a handjob. I'm not kidding.

I've been sitting on this jewel of a PM since Oct 14th. That's a no shitter. Literally. But today? Today is a new day and I needed entertainment. This all stems from a thread regarding the good ole question of "Should I carry one in the Toob, or Not". And then Steven Seagull chimes in with this drivel. So not impressed, and for good measure he's got so much of his info fuckered up I couldn't have set this up any better.

For your perusal:



you seem obsessed with me regarding the shared exchange... so let's settle this....

Who I am.... I am about to turn 72 years old... a 1970 class member of the United States Naval Academy... served my 5 active and another 15 in the reserves... fully retired from the Reserves as a Commander... for you that is the equivalent of a Lt. Colonel in the Marine Corps... I earned by spurs... after service time I had a full career in IT after MBA from Penn.. retired from CISCO as a Regional Manager for the North East Region... I consider myself intelligent, professional and a devout Christian of the Methodist faith and a life long member of the Republican Party... I am 16th generation in this country with the first of my family arriving from Scotland in 1638, settling in Tidewater Virginia...

I have a particular approach to concealed carry that is mine, and I own it... I am not alone... apparently that creates an issue of ridicule and humor for you.. which is fine... as I have said, it is a personal choice... part of my training came from the Academy and active service as an Ensign, which at times had me assigned as a junior officer as in charge of in port Shore Patrol.. sidearms were always carried in an unchambered condition... I carry that with me.... I make no excuses for my choice, it is personal... and to me no subject to public ridicule... I consider that choice to address my approach as immature... not something to be attacked and with an attempt to publicly humiliate...

You carry it to far with your humor trying to equate my ID with Hunter Biden... I think you need to cease and desist in that regard.... you do as you please, you certainly have the right to do that... but leave the association of my ID to a criminal among us out of your ranting

I really enjoy a good handy so this is tough. Will confer with Dirty D...

 

[Not a Sniper]

Apparently......Game on

Bowkills... it's a thing.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

I swear to Krist, if this isn't the infamous "Paparock" The German will have Bender give you a handjob. I'm not kidding.

I've been sitting on this jewel of a PM since Oct 14th. That's a no shitter. Literally. But today? Today is a new day and I needed entertainment. This all stems from a thread regarding the good ole question of "Should I carry one in the Toob, or Not". And then Steven Seagull chimes in with this drivel. So not impressed, and for good measure he's got so much of his info fuckered up I couldn't have set this up any better.

For your perusal:



you seem obsessed with me regarding the shared exchange... so let's settle this....

Who I am.... I am about to turn 72 years old... a 1970 class member of the United States Naval Academy... served my 5 active and another 15 in the reserves... fully retired from the Reserves as a Commander... for you that is the equivalent of a Lt. Colonel in the Marine Corps... I earned by spurs... after service time I had a full career in IT after MBA from Penn.. retired from CISCO as a Regional Manager for the North East Region... I consider myself intelligent, professional and a devout Christian of the Methodist faith and a life long member of the Republican Party... I am 16th generation in this country with the first of my family arriving from Scotland in 1638, settling in Tidewater Virginia...

I have a particular approach to concealed carry that is mine, and I own it... I am not alone... apparently that creates an issue of ridicule and humor for you.. which is fine... as I have said, it is a personal choice... part of my training came from the Academy and active service as an Ensign, which at times had me assigned as a junior officer as in charge of in port Shore Patrol.. sidearms were always carried in an unchambered condition... I carry that with me.... I make no excuses for my choice, it is personal... and to me no subject to public ridicule... I consider that choice to address my approach as immature... not something to be attacked and with an attempt to publicly humiliate...

You carry it to far with your humor trying to equate my ID with Hunter Biden... I think you need to cease and desist in that regard.... you do as you please, you certainly have the right to do that... but leave the association of my ID to a criminal among us out of your ranting

Well you may not know it but this man's a spy
He's an undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan
He was still bent over holdin' on to his knee
But everyone else was lookin' and listenin' to me
And I layed it on thicker and heavier as I went
I said would you beleive this man has gone as far
As tearin' Trump stickers off the bumpers of cars
And he voted for Joe Biden for president
Well he's a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
He's a snake in the grass I tell ya guys
He may look dumb but that's jus a disguise
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage


They all started lookin' real suspicious at him
And he jumped up an' said jes' wait a minute Jim
You know he's lyin' I've been livin' here all of my life
I'm a faithfull follower of Brother John Burch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church
And I ain't even got a garage you can call home and ask my wife

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Wow thank you, I am literally in tears, this is the best, especially the review Veer found On Amazon .. unbelievable hahahha

 

[Ric O'shay]

Dude went Ancestry.com on you. Scotland bitch!@!

 

[Deleted member 10043]

DID BENDER SERVE IN THE NAVY????

Yep, and Bender was his nickname.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Amazon review:


Having been a part of the program mentioned in this book from 1969 -1971 having been picked by a Special Forces Cadre out of the regular ROTC program into a U. S. Army Counterinsurgency Training Unit inside yet separate from that training received by the rest of the ROTC corps I identify with this book. From my sophomore year in college till graduation I was part of the "Counterguerrilla Units that Flourished in ROTC" and I must say it was much better training than standard ROTC fare at least where I went to school first in southern Arkansas and later in eastern New Mexico. As one of the Green Beret Instructors said " we are going to teach you to do to the V.C. what the V.C. does to everyone else." They lived up to that and much much more in my book!

The three years I spent in these units changed who I was and how I viewed the world around me as well as how the college world viewed me. I was no longer a college kid but became a very serious focused individual that my fellow college students knew was not to one to be taken lightly. Example: sit-ins at the ROTC building would part to allow me to walk into the building unimpeded. Rumors had spread about me across campus as I was a full military scholarship student, 6 feet 5 inches and 210 pounds as well a as martial arts student. Having sat in on SDS (Students for a Democratic Society) meetings, on the front row, in my full military uniform had only fueled the rumor mill after the chapter president had order me left alone saying, " I liked to study my enemies and it would be to costly to remove me." He knew me personally.

These "special units" set up within the ROTC program but run by Special Forces Cadres changed a lot of ROTC cadets lives if not what happened after they left their respective Cadet Corps.

This book highlights the thinking and training formulated during Vietnam that changed the U.S. Army or at least it should have. The lessons hard fought and learned through history should be remember to make us better but it does not always work that way in the first "war"/"police action" America retreated from without a clear victory. Some say America has been in retreat ever since.

It took those steeped in such "training" and "understanding" to bring it back in the form of the "Surge" to turn Iraq around and that alone is controversial within some military circles though why is a question.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

Wow thank you, I am literally in tears, this is the best, especially the review Veer found On Amazon .. unbelievable hahahha

Uh?

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

The paparock thread was 2 of the most fun days I have ever had online..better than the Russia "hand" models.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Sniperwannabee]

which one is he?