People really are this stupid....

[sirhrmechanic]

Yes, a pair of cheap ChiCom binoculars with a green flashlight attached and HOLY CRAP Batman... they have Night Vision!

And that fighter-pilot whore Hunter dude should be ashamed of himself... how much money did it take to get him to shill this garbage.

Sirhr

 

[powerspc]

Yes, a pair of cheap ChiCom binoculars with a green flashlight attached and HOLY CRAP Batman... they have Night Vision!

And that fighter-pilot whore Hunter dude should be ashamed of himself... how much money did it take to get him to shill this garbage.

Sirhr

Rats! Next you'll be telling me these x-ray glasses are shit...

 

[johnnycat]

Or the tactical razor - for those times when you're behind enemy lines doing secret-squirrel-stuff and you just really need a close shave.

Nothing Here

www.tacshaver.com

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

You're just mad that you didn't think of it first.

 

[gsd1983]

Reminds me of Kris Paronto and the “tactical sunglasses”

 

[RTH1800]

Wonder if Itar rules apply?

 

[Bender]

This thread has so much potential.

Can I add Obama and Clinton’s to the list of WTF were you thinking?

 

[Rthur]

This thread has so much potential.

Can I add Obama and Clinton’s to the list of WTF were you thinking?

They are already under their own heading in these categories.

R

 

[Strykervet]

Or the tactical razor - for those times when you're behind enemy lines doing secret-squirrel-stuff and you just really need a close shave.

Nothing Here

www.tacshaver.com

BTDT, gotta shave daily (or twice daily) to ensure the pro mask will seal if gas is a threat in the military. I think that's probably the real reason soldiers aren't allowed to grow beards, or else it's the only one that makes any real sense.

Electric razors don't work as good but they're better in the field IMO than razors because most times you don't have shaving cream and you never have hot water, so it's dry shave or use cold water --both suck equally bad. So if it gets closer than the cheap shit PX sells and isn't big and heavy, I'd say it's a score.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

There are some reviews of them on YouTube... I have not had the stomach to try and watch any of them.

But I am betting that some are deuseys!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Son of Dorn]

When I was a kid, a couple of different toy companies had "spy gear" products, including a set of "night vision goggles". They pretty much were a pair of green-tinted (sometimes blue-tinted) plastic goggles with a pair of lights on the sides. Naturally, being kids' toys, they didn't really work very well.

But I bet they worked better than those binoculars. xD

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Oh, there is worse than this...



NOTE: The only item of actual value in the above video is the bayonet, and probably the cardboard carton that whatever the fuck that was came in...

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Son of Dorn]

BTDT, gotta shave daily (or twice daily) to ensure the pro mask will seal if gas is a threat in the military. I think that's probably the real reason soldiers aren't allowed to grow beards, or else it's the only one that makes any real sense.

In the British Army, soldiers were required to have a mustache for a while, unless you simply couldn't grow one (which is part of why they eventually changed the rule; a particular general couldn't grow one very well or something). Shaving your upper lip was actually punishable. But by WWI, many Brits were shaving their mustaches anyway because it did help with the gas masks of the time and now, with the exception of religious reasons and the special forces fellows, beards are indeed pretty much banned to allow a positive seal when wearing a mask.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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R

Holy shit...

This thread has epic potential. Keep 'em coming... Whatever can be dug up from the dredges of the interwebz...

 

[Rthur]

Best one I've got:

R

 

[PDXGS]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Best one I've got:
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R

App. three months ago, on some channel on TV: "... Face masks DO NOT protect you. There is no evidence that N95s work against disease. Stop buying masks. We need the N95s..."

Me: (Talking to my GF) "Honey, I'll be RIGHT back okay? Just a quick trip to Home Depot"...

A half hour later...

HD associate: "Hey how are you doing today? How may I help you?"

Me: "Yoyo what's POPPIN' big homie? Chillin' like a villin'... Where yo' masks at dawg?"

 

[Bender]

 

[Bender]

 

[CSGambill]

Do you suppose the "Atomic Beam Laser" falls under ITAR restrictions?

 

[Bender]

Do you suppose the "Atomic Beam Laser" falls under ITAR restrictions?


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Yes. Duh. It’s says Atomic. Just ask @THEIS

 

[oneshot86]

There are some reviews of them on YouTube... I have not had the stomach to try and watch any of them.

But I am betting that some are deuseys!

Cheers,

Sirhr

im real sad to say, but a friend came over w a set...
normally, the guy is a brainiac and because of knowledge and hardwork does very very well.
but, damn, i hope i didnt hurt his feelings by calling his night vision a damn cheep pair of crappy binos w a stupid non working well green laser

 

[Icallem]

But wait............................ There is more,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, if you order now, we will double the order for just a simple handling fee.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

...

 

[buffalowinter]

I lusted after this as a kid but $6.98 was 140 bottles I would have to collect for deposit and the dick at the 7-11 got tired of taking them and wouldn't pay me. Strangely enough there are no actual pictures of one of these things that was actually built...until now.

It actually looks far better than I expected. I hate rich kids

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[Bender]

 

[Lesch]

This thread has so much potential.

Can I add Obama and Clinton’s to the list of WTF were you thinking?

When you doubt how stupid the average American is .....remember a gay muslim from kenya was elected president.....twice!

 

[10ring'r]

It's always a tell, when you can "get a second one, just pay a separate handling fee!" Mac

 

[Bender]

“Yes! I’ll take the extended warranty”

 

[Ravenworks]

Holy shit...

This thread has epic potential. Keep 'em coming... Whatever can be dug up from the dredges of the interwebz...

What could go wrong with Xray vision and a Fleshlight.
That's a whole other thread in of itself.

I heard people can get carried away with Xray vision and lose all sense of reality.

 

[Ravenworks]

I lusted after this as a kid but $6.98 was 140 bottles I would have to collect for deposit and the dick at the 7-11 got tired of taking them and wouldn't pay me. Strangely enough there are no actual pictures of one of these things that was actually built...until now.
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It actually looks far better than I expected. I hate rich kids
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Useless to the cartel as it would only carry one kilo

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[pmclaine]

Or the tactical razor - for those times when you're behind enemy lines doing secret-squirrel-stuff and you just really need a close shave.

Nothing Here

www.tacshaver.com

Use it on your balls than lend it to your buddy without telling him where you used it.

 

[buffalowinter]

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[JakeM]

This thread has so much potential.

Can I add Obama and Clinton’s to the list of WTF were you thinking?

 

[acudaowner]

not the smartest species on earth are we lol...

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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"Aren't your hands tired yet? They usually are by now"

 

[Maddybrook]

Deez tactical nuts may be just as practical as the atomic beam laser!

 

[TheGerman]

There was a ceral box back in the 80s sometime that ran a promotion that you could build a set of NV goggles out of the box.

I thought I had cracked the code and was going to have nightvision; all I needed was for mom to buy that damn cereal box. She promptly forgot.

I was THIS close.

 

[gunjunkie45]

Yes, a pair of cheap ChiCom binoculars with a green flashlight attached and HOLY CRAP Batman... they have Night Vision!

And that fighter-pilot whore Hunter dude should be ashamed of himself... how much money did it take to get him to shill this garbage.

Sirhr

What kind of Catheter selling, "Diabeetus", Caccoon, Mayberry, OLD PEOPLE SHIT are you tuned into?

 

[Alphatreedog]

After the San Bernardino, Californisa mass shooting Pelosi says " This is why we need more California style gun control " .

 

[sirhrmechanic]

What kind of Catheter selling, "Diabeetus", Caccoon, Mayberry, OLD PEOPLE SHIT are you tuned into?

Actually, an interesting show called "While we Watched" about Chernobyl.

Though I think that Wilfred Brimley would have liked it!



And, because ersatz Night Vision is not bad enough, how about some ghey-a$$sed rainbow Oakley Clones being hawked by the same Hunter dude....

Wow... Just wow.

Sirhr

 

[oneshot86]

I lusted after this as a kid but $6.98 was 140 bottles I would have to collect for deposit and the dick at the 7-11 got tired of taking them and wouldn't pay me. Strangely enough there are no actual pictures of one of these things that was actually built...until now.
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july 67 too funny

 

[gunjunkie45]

Rock on.

 

[pucker]

And that fighter-pilot whore Hunter dude should be ashamed of himself... how much money did it take to get him to shill this garbage.

Sirhr

Navy pilot, but found his true passion (having his mug on TV) when reality TV blew up almost 20 years ago. Been peddling shit ever since... cashing in on his "former fighter pilot" status along the way. Guaranteed he was a DB in the ready room too...

 

[armorpl8chikn]

What's the deal with these former operators selling cheap ass Chinese knockoff fake tactical shit?
Isn't there some covert operations going on in some shithole with PSA pistols and shockwave blades?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I lusted after this as a kid but $6.98 was 140 bottles I would have to collect for deposit and the dick at the 7-11 got tired of taking them and wouldn't pay me. Strangely enough there are no actual pictures of one of these things that was actually built...until now.
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I wanted the spy camera in the worst way. And after hours of chores and saving... all of $3.98 . I got it.

And it actually worked! My old man had a darkroom and he showed me how to develop the film . The pictures were crap. But they were pictures.

That next Christmas I got a real camera. A small Olympus. One of the things that helped create a lifelong love of precision.

So all comic book stuff was not ChiCom crap. Some of it was Japanese crap. “Funny, they make such great cameras...” Group Captain Mandrake.

Love the Submarine!

Sirhr

 

[Maser]

Need to bring back Vince Offer!