Petite Lap Giraffe... Calf incoming next week...

[762frmafr]

So....my girlfriend is getting me one of these for Christmas. What do you all think?

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/index.php

 

[KYS]

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That is fake and it's the same video that has played since I was in high school!

 

[a_bishop]

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haha awesome last i checked there was a crazy long wait list on one of those

 

[Sportin Wood]

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Brings a whole new life to the term beastiality when fucking a mini giraffe...

 

[Radar360]

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It would make for a nice target.

Nice and small. A nice little target and I hope it can run too. I would love it.

 

[Radar360]

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.. too bad it's fake.

 

[CrazyDonkey]

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I bet you can get one of those before you get the 2009 SH build...

 

[Veer_G]

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The perfect present for someone who doesn't yet have a lively critter in his lap.

And a complete fiction.

 

[762frmafr]

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How could you guys think this is fake? They tell me the calf is already on the boat on it's way over here and they already have my Girlfriends payment.

 

[Radar360]

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Did you give them both the credit card number and it's security code? Ouch!

 

[762frmafr]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Did you give them both the credit card number and it's security code? Ouch! </div></div>

Of course she did...how else would she have paid for my new baby?

 

[KYS]

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is it going to ride the puppies for transportation ?

 

[Veer_G]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Did you give them both the credit card number and it's security code? Ouch! </div></div>

Hopefully it was just a trade arrangement ... bringing new meaning to "down payment."

 

[Radar360]

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My neighbor had two of them. Damn dogs got to them the first time he let them lose on his property.

Tell your GF to be careful with it.

 

[Sportin Wood]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tell your GF to be careful with it.</div></div>

Should tell the girlfriend to be careful about Steve's new "baby".... she might be out on the doorstep...

 

[Brutas]

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I have 3 baby giraffes on order

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[JSTARSZ]

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I think you have to send money to a guy in Nigeria to then turn around to send it to Russia to get your Giraffe sent to you.

 

[Radar360]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Brutas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have 3 baby giraffes on order

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B2xyl9L5PPo[/video] </div></div>

That looks promising.

 

[MoRed]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tell your GF to be careful with it.</div></div>

Should tell the girlfriend to be careful about Steve's new "baby".... she might be out on the doorstep...</div></div>

I have a key

 

[762frmafr]

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I think my Girlfriend knows what she is doing by buying me this animal.

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CrazyDonkey</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I bet you can get one of those before you get the 2009 SH build... </div></div>



Winning.........

 

[macthknife]

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So, anybody have a good recipe for those things?

 

[Spazz.]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So, anybody have a good recipe for those things? </div></div>

They're pretty similar to rabbit, actually. I had one for a while, and I couldn't get the damn thing housebroken. The necks are much easier to wring than a chicken's, and there's a lot of good stewmeat.