PSA how to use 1 sheet of TP

[Slash0311]

Ive attached very important information passed on to me from USMC Sgt from my days in the field. These pictures show how to use a single piece of TP to clean yourself.

Fold a single sheet into 1/4s

Tear off a corner where each of the 1/4s are torn.

Unfold and place on your finger as shown. Give yourself the "exam" and clean your finger as you remove the TP.

 

[Diver160651]

People have been shitting on the streets of San Fransisco without toilet paper or bathrooms for almost a decade..

 

[1J04]

 

[jakelly]

The corner you tear off is reserved for cleaning under the nail.

 

[hermosabeach]

don't any of you have showers?


Buy a nice Bidet seat---- well worth it... ladies love it

 

[Waco Kid]

Good stuff! Heard that one from my grandpa years ago, he loved to tell stuff like that hahaha!

 

[TheGerman]

Well, I guess the question as to why your nail is trimmed so well is answered.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Well, I guess the question as to why your nail is trimmed so well is answered.

Looks like he chews his nails.

 

[camotoe]

Looks like he chews his nails.

Yeah. Only after......

 

[rjacobs]

For the record... I did NOT attempt this this morning. I used my normal 6 squares.

 

[TheGerman]

Just point to where your colon is....

 

[acudaowner]

the one with the finger is funny you could draw a hula skirt on the paper and make you finger dance for you a little wig could be a nice touch for your finger and maby some make up or lip stick . lol
the one square piece of tp is obscene what rabbit food could you eat that the mess you make could be cleaned up with that one square .
I'll stick to the wad ty out tp supply is not huge but its enough to allow proper wiping with little consequences , now saving water and burning could be a thing in the future maybe if everyone gets sick and no water flows but for now the toilets still flushes and life is still good .

 

[pmclaine]

Looks like the Muslims got another of their customs into our culture.

Are we going to go with left hand reserved for ass wipe also?

 

[jcam]

to write your username and date pictured together with rifle for selling on PX.

 

[1911hombre]

The corner you tear off is reserved for cleaning under the nail.

This.

 

[Waorani]

My dad showed me this 50+yrs ago. Including what to do with corner!

 

[Slash0311]

My dad showed me this 50+yrs ago. Including what to do with corner!

Please please please tell me he didn't demonstrate this for you...