"Putin’s loyalists have set their sights on Alaska, making threats to grab the territory back from America"
Seriously! Russia still hasn't captured puny little Ukraine, and they're Russia's next-door neighbor.
Wait... maybe we can make a deal without all the bloodshed. How about the U.S. sells the states of California, Oregon, and Washington; the population is mostly socialists already? Deeply discounted, of course. And no argument whether to pay in rubles or dollars. We'll trade for oil.