Maggie’s Random Thoughts

[wyld3man]

Figured a spot to share random thoughts would be good, might even find a few answers.

If you get a sex change from a male to female, and then you still like women are you a lesbian now? Would your girlfriend be considered straight?

Who does QA/QC on anal thermometers

 

[NoDopes]

If I self identify as a black woman with two children who self identifies as a illegal alien minor, how much welfare do I qualify for?

 

[Jscb1b]

MILS OR MOA?

 

[Maggot]

Be fucking careful. Thinking is not only dangerous it can be contagious,

 

[Secondistic]

6.5 Creed or 260 Rem?

 

[Jscb1b]

.223 or 5.56?

 

[Texasflyer]

Water sure is lucky, 2 hydrogens for every oxygen... lucky water

 

[wyld3man]

If I self identify as a black woman with two children who self identifies as a illegal alien minor, how much welfare do I qualify for?

At least $30,000 a year, that would be a good shooting/ gun buying fund that's for sure!

 

[Texasflyer]

"The bullet does not knock you down, your reaction to the bullet knocks you down"-

 

[Maggot]

Well hail this looks like a good place to interject an oldie but goodie.

 

[johnnycat]

There is no fun until I cum.

 

[wyld3man]

"The bullet does not knock you down, your reaction to the bullet knocks you down"-

 

[UKDslayer]

There is no fun until I cum.

Kind of feel like this lioness. She is my spirit animal.

 

[RG0099]

Kind of feel like this lioness. She is my spirit animal.

See what being locked up does to a dude

 

[WGOMF]

I've just about run out of women I have in my spank bank. And now spanking to the ones I shoulda did too.

 

[wyld3man]

I've just about run out of women I have in my spank bank. And now spanking to the ones I shoulda did too.

Here, I will help you out

 

[Expert684]

MILS OR MOA?

MILFS OR MOA?

 

[Noob Sammich]

 

[Texasflyer]

So im bored and i click on the youtubes, and Tim Kennedy is like buy my shoes! So i go and buy the shoes, then im like why did i buy these shoes? Because chuck norris checks under his bed for Tim Kennedy at night? I mean i got all hyped up about.... buying some damn shoes.... dude is a good salesman.

 

[seanh]

Why do drive-thru ATMs have Braille

 

[kl3309]

Why do drive-thru ATMs have Braille

You talkin' 'bout Ass-To-Mouth? Thems ain't braille, thems is genital warts.

 

[seanh]

Thanks, that makes more sense. I don't know what the fuck this last chick was trying to say but but it was spelled like kvjpdyi3uaqy7ccx... I just figured she was Russian.

 

[wyld3man]

I am mixing up weed killer, it says 2 tablespoons per 24oz of water. Do they think I am baking a fucking cake? How about how much you need per gallon.


I have seen a lot of dump trucks that say do not push. Apparently they have issues with people pushing those things around. Who does that? Those things must be pretty heavy.

 

[Lange Carabine]

5.

I am mixing up weed killer, it says 2 tablespoons per 24oz of water. Do they think I am baking a fucking cake? How about how much you need per gallon.


I have seen a lot of dump trucks that say do not push. Apparently they have issues with people pushing those things around. Who does that? Those things must be pretty heavy.

10.6 tablespoons or 5.3 oz per gallon....

 

[Straw Hat]

I wish my lesbian neighbors are way hotter than they are but we can't always get what we want. Sucks!

 

[Texasflyer]

This exists.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

If you masterbate with a certain female in mind. Do you find it awkward talking to her later?

 

[kl3309]

If you masturbate with a certain female in mind. Do you find it awkward talking to her later?

Is the certain female deceased, or a blood relative, or a deceased blood relative?
If you can answer "no" to 2 or more out of the 3, then nope, nope, nopity-nope.

 

[acudaowner]

you could call your self a lesbian now they like girls and as a guy you like girls but surgery or not you will never be a girl . you could pretend to be a girl all you want it's always just pretend . with the surgery you are still not a girl just a guy who mutated him self ( a screwed up guy with no way to fix what you just paid for. ) life is fun enjoy it's also short funny thing why do both gays and lesbians say they don't like the opposite sex but no matter how you cut it one of the two always turn more butch than the other while they other partner always becomes more feminine the exact thing they say they are not into ? In 30 years I have never heard an answer to explain it , but I have also never seen a lbgq couple that it was not true . In which could they not have just stayed straight and found the same thing no ?

 

[theLBC]

you could call your self a lesbian now they like girls and as a guy you like girls but surgery or not you will never be a girl . you could pretend to be a girl all you want it's always just pretend . with the surgery you are still not a girl just a guy who mutated him self ( a screwed up guy with no way to fix what you just paid for. ) life is fun enjoy it's also short funny thing why do both gays and lesbians say they don't like the opposite sex but no matter how you cut it one of the two always turn more butch than the other while they other partner always becomes more feminine the exact thing they say they are not into ? In 30 years I have never heard an answer to explain it , but I have also never seen a lbgq couple that it was not true . In which could they not have just stayed straight and found the same thing no ?

mental health issues often caused by abuse may drive them to avoid intimacy with the sex that abused them, or seek it out.

 

[theLBC]

 

[S197]

If I self identify as a black woman with two children who self identifies as a illegal alien minor, how much welfare do I qualify for?

I feel like I have five kids... can I claim that on my taxes?

 

[S197]

If you masterbate with a certain female in mind. Do you find it awkward talking to her later?

Nope, it’s forplay for round two

 

[uffduh]

I’m a cunningluinguistist

 

[theLBC]

i think it figured out how they came up with the vaccine 7 years early and testing 3 years quicker for the covid-19 virus.
and i might have figured out why sometimes it doesn't work, but people don't really get sick anyway,
plus, i think i figured out why there seems to be multiple strains with some of them make are more likely to make people sick.
it is even possible i figured out why they are telling you you will need a "new" shot every year.

it's the flu.

 

[uffduh]

i think it figured out how they came up with the vaccine 7 years early and testing 3 years quicker for the covid-19 virus.
and i might have figured out why sometimes it doesn't work, but people don't really get sick anyway,
plus, i think i figured out why there seems to be multiple strains with some of them make are more likely to make people sick.
it is even possible i figured out why they are telling you you will need a "new" shot every year.

it's the flu.

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Wife went through this, dr said...
It’s covid. Tested her, nope.
It’s strep, tested her, nope.
It’s bronchitis, gave her meds, nope.
It’s flu, didn’t test, said get better. She did.

Fuck ‘em

 

[Alphatreedog]

Why do guys insist in pissin on the toilet seat ?
Why do womengs wear no bra then get pissed when you look ?
Why do womengs wear the most skin tight revealing shit and get pissed when you look ?
Why does that one anally retentive self important cuck insist on getting in the left lane and enforcing some arbitrary speed limit ?
Why do you get in trouble for punchin the guy in the face that asked you to punch him in the face .
If people know that I am going to give a fucked up response why do they ; ask me in the first place , get upset when I do ?
If people smiled and greeted others warmly twice for everytime they talked shit the world would be a better place .
If everyone said Christ's name as often as they said Covid the world would be a better place .
Charity is not owned by any religion , denomination or sect . If everytime
I let someone go in traffic , stopped and helped at work , paid for an elderly persons check out items , gave the guy on the corner a buck , I said this I did for you ( the least of my brothers ) we would not be so polarized . !!!!Note!!!! That was a challenge to the world . My experience of you guys is that you take care of those in need .

 

[Texasflyer]

This exists

 

[Noob Sammich]

This exists

So redoing the Bullitt chase scene with RC cars just got added to my bucket list.

 

[Straw Hat]

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

 

[theLBC]

watched a Nature program about water.

i had no idea that after Saudi Arabia drained a huge lake dry growing wheat in SA, they bought a bunch of land in AZ and have been pumping billions of gallons of groundwater out to grow wheat and ship it home.
why are we letting the kingdom take our fresh water supply?

 

[Texasflyer]

So redoing the Bullitt chase scene with RC cars just got added to my bucket list.

 

[Jscb1b]

watched a Nature program about water.

i had no idea that after Saudi Arabia drained a huge lake dry growing wheat in SA, they bought a bunch of land in AZ and have been pumping billions of gallons of groundwater out to grow wheat and ship it home.
why are we letting the kingdom take our fresh water supply?

Why do we buy their crude oil?

 

[theLBC]

Why do we buy their crude oil?

i don't really have an issue with that if we sell ours for more than they charge for theirs.
but thanks to pedo, our energy "independence" is gone.

 

[Jscb1b]

My issue is they are using our money against US.

 

[norcalAF]

Water sure is lucky, 2 hydrogens for every oxygen... lucky water

Like girls in china!

 

[norcalAF]

watched a Nature program about water.

i had no idea that after Saudi Arabia drained a huge lake dry growing wheat in SA, they bought a bunch of land in AZ and have been pumping billions of gallons of groundwater out to grow wheat and ship it home.
why are we letting the kingdom take our fresh water supply?

Same reason why we didn't stomp on them when some people did something to the twin towers

 

[norcalAF]

Wife went through this, dr said...
It’s covid. Tested her, nope.
It’s strep, tested her, nope.
It’s bronchitis, gave her meds, nope.
It’s flu, didn’t test, said get better. She did.

Fuck ‘em

There's a reason why medical errors are a leading cause of early death

 

[norcalAF]

you could call your self a lesbian now they like girls and as a guy you like girls but surgery or not you will never be a girl . you could pretend to be a girl all you want it's always just pretend . with the surgery you are still not a girl just a guy who mutated him self ( a screwed up guy with no way to fix what you just paid for. ) life is fun enjoy it's also short funny thing why do both gays and lesbians say they don't like the opposite sex but no matter how you cut it one of the two always turn more butch than the other while they other partner always becomes more feminine the exact thing they say they are not into ? In 30 years I have never heard an answer to explain it , but I have also never seen a lbgq couple that it was not true . In which could they not have just stayed straight and found the same thing no ?

A comedian said it best, they all love dick, they just hate our personalities!

 

[Unknown]

Why can't you tickle yourself?