Reality Star Ends Up in Hospital After Selling Farts Online

[PatMiles]

Nolte: Reality Star Ends Up in Hospital After Selling Farts Online

Steph Matto made $200,000 selling her farts online and ended up in the emergency room.

www.breitbart.com

Steph Matto made $200,000 selling her farts online and ended up in the emergency room fearing she was about to die of a heart attack.

Steph Matto, 31, from Connecticut, recently found herself in the emergency room after experiencing shooting pains in her chest.
She thought she was having a heart attack or a stroke, and was convinced she was going to die any moment.
Concerned doctors performed blood tests and an EKG but later told the 90 Day Fiancé star that the symptoms were actually caused by excess gas from her frequent diet of beans, eggs, and banana protein shakes.

It's true...there's a sucker born every minute!

 

[6.5SH]

The comments in the breitbart link are hilarious.

 

[theLBC]

what kind of faggots pay for farts. wtf?

is this place worth saving?

 

[Darayavaus]

I can't give mine away.

 

[10ring'r]

I give mine away everyday, for free. Still, NObody wants them. Mac

 

[Maggot]

$200,000 from selling farts...what am I doing with my life?
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....in case anyone is interested, Im now selling my farts for $50....PM me for details...

Ignore him, Ill send you 2 bags for $40 and $9.95 S&H

 

[The D]

$200,000 from selling farts...what am I doing with my life?
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....in case anyone is interested, Im now selling my farts for $50....PM me for details...

Pics first. If acceptable, send nudes

 

[Edgecrusher]

what kind of faggots pay for farts. wtf?

is this place worth saving?

No. I pray for cleansing fire to rain down from Heaven every day.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I can't give mine away.

Are you kidding? I give mine away every chance I get! I’ll cropdust anyone!!!

 

[J.J.chago]

Ever put a little water in a mason jar then fart in it ????? Then tell you buds it is moonshine and tell them to smell how strong the stuff is ????

 

[Darayavaus]

Are you kidding? I give mine away every chance I get! I’ll cropdust anyone!!!

that's one of the things I miss most about being a teacher.

 

[salks]

I have been eating sour kraut for 5 days. Mine are free. I love pork N sour kraut.

 

[candyx]

Must be a European thing along with piss, their porn is a lot different then ours which is why it doesn't work when I watch it .

 

[Emerson0311]

She probably has or had an onlyfans “business”. They sell bath water, nail clippings etc. Rich people might be pedos, but poor people have fetishes.

 

[Salad_shooter]

No. I pray for cleansing fire to rain down from Heaven every day.

This. I hope the meteor that destroys earth hits her house first.

Don't matter how good lookin you are, poop is poop.

 

[JoshPutman]

P.T. Barnum was right.

 

[theLBC]

if she was smart, she would have a farthouse full of flatulent foreign folks, forking over their farts for a fee.
or does she fart into the jars on camera?

 

[6.5SH]

P.T. Barnum was right.

He never said that. The interesting thing about that myth is his actual character and actions were 180 degrees from that slander.

The Art of Money Getting, by P.T. Barnum

www.gutenberg.org

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Somebody tell her that she doesnt need to stick the jar up her ass. That can be a real pain.

 

[jinxx4ever]

my wife made some great ham and beans this weekend, you know they're good when u have to spray the air in your store before a customer walks in and your the only one there

 

[JoshPutman]

He never said that. The interesting thing about that myth is his actual character and actions were 180 degrees from that slander.

The Art of Money Getting, by P.T. Barnum

www.gutenberg.org

Well, regardless of who said it, it's not wrong.

 

[6.5SH]

Well, regardless of who said it, it's not wrong.

In this case, sadly yes. Check out the booklet though, is a short read. Imagine what the world would be like if most followed that guidance.

 

[300zx_tt]

Only 200k?!? I bet some of you old fucks produce enough gas to double or triple that

 

[Baron23]

Just think what she could have made off of these pencil necked geeks if she shit in those jars and sold them.

Lots of very whacked people out there

 

[Maggot]

Somebody tell her that she doesnt need to stick the jar up her ass. That can be a real pain.

Yes it can. Google 'One man one jar."

 

[AngryKoala]

Yes it can. Google 'One man one jar."

Why....just why? Why?

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

 

[The D]

Yes it can. Google 'One man one jar."

 

[Blue Sky Country]

what kind of faggots pay for farts. wtf?

is this place worth saving?

I think this is the real reason why so many guys suddenly want to be women these days. So they can rip off the most stupid/desperate guys out there and make money off of them...

 

[Fx51LP308]

Oh, for the days when it was all about things like "Pet Rocks" and such...

 

[HousePlant]

I farted under the covers last night and didn't smell it until I woke up and removed the covers. Now I know I could have purchased a 5 lbs. jug of H4350 if I had sold it. Missed the crypto train, missed the NFT train, missed the bottle farts train. I swear... I'm so middle class.

 

[Mike Casselton]

$200,000 from selling farts...what am I doing with my life?
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....in case anyone is interested, Im now selling my farts for $50....PM me for details...

I'd buy some, but you don't have supporter status, and that would get both of us banned.

 

[Fx51LP308]

I'd buy some, but you don't have supporter status, and that would get both of us banned.

Didn't they try to use cow farts on one of those "Amish" shows where they'd capture them (i.e., the "methane") in large ("leaf litter") sized plastic bags, and then use them to blow stuff up?

 

[Inifinty]

Reality wins every time

 

[TexPatriot]

what kind of faggots pay for farts. wtf?

is this place worth saving?

Hey, don't open that jar. I'm saving it for my grandkids!

 

[TexPatriot]

Are you kidding? I give mine away every chance I get! I’ll cropdust anyone!!!

I bet you're a Walmart shopper.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I bet you're a Walmart shopper.

Family dollar. Walmart is for you rich folk.

Sirhr

 

[TheGerman]

There is a growing cross section out there that buys into this shit because they fail so fucking hard at life, that they somehow think they are winning by buying things from women. It's insanity.

Was reading some website a while back and a few guys were discussing OnlyFans (which I still have no fucking idea how it even exists) and how they 'budget $100 a month' for subscriptions on it. They were also discussing and complaining on some pages where for $X you only get access to X amount of pictures.

What. The. Fuck.

You dumb faggots know that 97% of the internet is free fucking pictures of naked whores right?

In my 20s, I literally remember telling this annoying bitch that thought she was too hot for everyone that I wasn't even going to begin to attempt to deal with her level of bullshit because I can just stay at home, jerk off to pornhub and she'd be fucking irrelevant for the rest of the night. I sure as shit wasn't sending her money for her farts.

 

[TurboTrout]

Damn. Can’t really have anything but respect if she’s actually clearing 200k a year selling farts

 

[TexPatriot]

How do those pervs know they're her genuine farts and not subbed out?

 

[JoshPutman]

Artificial intelligence will never beat natural stupidity.

 

[TexPatriot]

I don't know what she eats to produce a professional grade, quality fart but it would have to have some seriously long hang time if a person plans on fapping to it..

 

[db2000]

$200,000 from selling farts...what am I doing with my life?
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....in case anyone is interested, Im now selling my farts for $50....PM me for details...

Reported for selling outside of the PX.

 

[TurboTrout]

I don't know what she eats to produce a professional grade, quality fart but it would have to have some seriously long hang time if a person plans on fapping to it..

I shouldn’t ask, but fapping?

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

How do those pervs know they're her genuine farts and not subbed out?

fart on camera and write the persons name on it?

If I was her, I would certainly get as many people as I could to help fill bags.

 

[Darayavaus]

with gas prices being what they are, this might soon be a bargain.

 

[TexPatriot]

fart on camera and write the persons name on it?

If I was her, I would certainly get as many people as I could to help fill bags.

Hell yeah. Meet the busses coming from the southern border and give them a house to live in free, feeding them nothing but tortillas and beans. All they have to do is fart in these special bags. Profit.

Keep it a secret because cartels would try and get in on it. Stupid Americans will buy anything.