Reason #24,273 to buy tractor with a loader...

[HeavyAssault]

South Carolina man dies of heart attack while burying girlfriend he killed, authorities say

A South Carolina man accused of strangling his girlfriend died of a heart attack while burying her in their yard in a twist of what some might call poetic justice.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Maggot]

Really you need two implements, a back hoe for digging the pit and the loader for coverring it well.

Case could make one and name it the HoHoe.

 

[MrSmith]

Time saving tip:

If you need to get rid of a body always dig the hole first. If you get the body first and are then digging the hole and someone comes around, you have to dig another hole.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[stefan73]

Gators are the easy button

 

[SBRSarge]

Don’t forget to cover the body with lime before backfilling. It’ll be dissolved in no time so even if they find where it is buried, the evidence will be gone. At least, that’s what I have heard….

 

[EddieNFL]

A South Carolina man accused of strangling his girlfriend died of a heart attack while burying her in their yard in a twist of what some might call poetic justice, according to reports. Joseph McKinnon, 60, killed Patricia Dent, 65, inside a Trenton home Saturday, the Edgefield County Sheriff's Office said. Deputies responded to the residence over reports of "an unresponsive male lying in his yard," Sheriff Jody Rowland said in a news release.

Was he Mirandized?

 

[CSGambill]

Don’t forget to cover the body with lime before backfilling. It’ll be dissolved in no time so even if they find where it is buried, the evidence will be gone. At least, that’s what I have heard….

Key or Persian?

 

[Bullfrog08]

We have 30 chickens. All that will be left is a bag of bones. Just leaves a small hole to dig......

 

[Jerry V]

We have a holding facility for live feral hogs. Everything thrown in magically disappears... somehow?

 

[Short-bus]

I may, or may not have been told by someone who knows a thing or two about a thing or two, to encase a body in chicken wire, with a bag of quikrete, and then toss it into a body of water. The quikrete sinks the body, the chicken wire cuts the tissue and allows gas to escape as it decomposes, and keeps the bones from washing away and ending up somewhere they'll be found....or so i've been allegedly told.

Branden

 

[tomcatmv]

I may, or may not have been told by someone who knows a thing or two about a thing or two, to encase a body in chicken wire, with a bag of quikrete, and then toss it into a body of water. The quikrete sinks the body, the chicken wire cuts the tissue and allows gas to escape as it decomposes, and keeps the bones from washing away and ending up somewhere they'll be found....or so i've been allegedly told.

Branden

You did Jimmy Hoffa didn't you, come clean. LOL

 

[Maggot]

You did Jimmy Hoffa didn't you, come clean. LOL

Damn, you stole my "Jimmy Hoffa shows up in a barrel in Lake Meade", line

 

[Short-bus]

You did Jimmy Hoffa didn't you, come clean. LOL

I wasn't even born yet when he disappeared, lol.

Branden

 

[roostercogburn98]

Time saving tip:

If you need to get rid of a body always dig the hole first. If you get the body first and are then digging the hole and someone comes around, you have to dig another hole.

Thank you,
MrSmith

Lotta holes in the desert

 

[TexPatriot]

Really you need two implements, a back hoe for digging the pit and the loader for coverring it well.

Case could make one and name it the HoHoe.

The backhoe itself is all you need and does a good job of tamping down the suspicious loose backfill.

 

[JoshPutman]

Jimmy Hoffa isn't missing, he's in an oil drum in New Jersey! - George Carlin