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Replicant-lookin' AZ Daddy Loses His Nut With Delinquent Daughter

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Veer_G

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#1
Daddy got so pissed off at daughter that he went a wee bit over the line.

Sadly, odds are that she didn't learn a damned thing, except that screaming "GUN!" nowadays works.

https://nypost.com/2017/12/05/man-accused-of-giving-daughter-gun-to-shoot-herself/

Tell me this guy isn't related to Leon from Blade Runner.

Leon:

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Daddy, Ulys Laffette Bell IV ... hell, he even sounds like a replicant:

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#2
I see that Booking Photo and am immediately struck with "He likes to talk", "Rationalizes Everything", "Feels He's a Victim", and throws in a touch of "Minimize" for good measure. :mad:
 
#4
1J04 said:
I see that Booking Photo and am immediately struck with "He likes to talk", "Rationalizes Everything", "Feels He's a Victim", and throws in a touch of "Minimize" for good measure. :mad:
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Funny....I am struck by “"diminished”", and the phrase “"useless eater"
 
#6
Mike_Honcho said:
Funny....I am struck by “"diminished”", and the phrase “"useless eater"
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Audible guffaw in the Booking area, followed by an "what's ya laughing at"? from the padded cell 20 ft away from me. Priceless. Thank you. :p:p:p

We had a few rounds of "Marco, Polo" yesterday. She won.
 
#7
1J04 said:
Audible guffaw in the Booking area, followed by an "what's ya laughing at"? from the padded cell 20 ft away from me. Priceless. Thank you. :p:p:p

We had a few rounds of "Marco, Polo" yesterday. She won.
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Isn't it nice to have a mirthful moment in the middle of an otherwise predictably shitty shift?
 
#8
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And the Trophy for "Best Parent This Week" goes to...........


Just another candidate for the running. There are no words cruel enough to fully express my complete and utter disgust.

 
#10
I think we need to establish some ground rules here. Are we talking a Monday through Sunday week, a Sunday through Saturday week, or any seven sequential days in particular?
 
#11
Veer_G said:
I think we need to establish some ground rules here. Are we talking a Monday through Sunday week, a Sunday through Saturday week, or any seven sequential days in particular?
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I'd say "Sequential". Only because I don't know what that means............ :rolleyes:

obligatory lmfao
 
#13
1J04 said:
Audible guffaw in the Booking area, followed by an "what's ya laughing at"? from the padded cell 20 ft away from me. Priceless. Thank you. :p:p:p

We had a few rounds of "Marco, Polo" yesterday. She won.
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I had this impression that you worked at a classier hotel than that (?). Somehow, the idea just occurred to me that the padded rooms would be all the way at the other end of the wing......

(Is she cute ? I thought you would have taken the N Pelosi or M Waters bait.....Maybe your silence indicates some level of interest ?)
 
#14
Threadcutter308 said:
I had this impression that you worked at a classier hotel than that (?). Somehow, the idea just occurred to me that the padded rooms would be all the way at the other end of the wing......

(Is she cute ? I thought you would have taken the N Pelosi or M Waters bait.....Maybe your silence indicates some level of interest ?)
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Redefining "animal husbandry" ...
 
#15
Threadcutter308 said:
I had this impression that you worked at a classier hotel than that (?). Somehow, the idea just occurred to me that the padded rooms would be all the way at the other end of the wing......

(Is she cute ? I thought you would have taken the N Pelosi or M Waters bait.....Maybe your silence indicates some level of interest ?)
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Geezus that's funny. Seriously. No, when you check into the "Dew Drop Inn" depending on your level of "Fuck You, Let's Do This" attitude, we like to only have to drag/carry you a short distance before getting ya into the Rubber Romper Room. :eek:

No comment.

No comment.

:p

Thanks for the laugh. Awesome !!!!!

It actually is a nice little place though.



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#17
1J04 said:
Geezus that's funny. Seriously. No, when you check into the "Dew Drop Inn" depending on your level of "Fuck You, Let's Do This" attitude, we like to only have to drag/carry you a short distance before getting ya into the Rubber Romper Room. :eek:

No comment.

No comment.

:p

Thanks for the laugh. Awesome !!!!!

It actually is a nice little place though.



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I'm not hearing "NO" and "NO"......Hmmmm. :rolleyes:

And yes, it actually does look like a pretty nice place.....
 
#18
Sad this sh** happens, but it does.

One of my best friends just got full custody of his 14 YO daughter... after his bat***t crazy ex-wife blurted out (in front of family court judge) "I hope you get raped walking home." As I heard it, the daughter had told the judge that she did not want to live 'at mom's place' any more. Mom was keeping all the child support payments for herself. And made her daughter get a job at a grocery store and sign all the paycheks over to her... for room and board. So it was a custody hearing of some kind... requested by the daughter, who is old enough to do such things, I guess.

When she answered the judge's questions... "mom" went schitzo... and blurted out her rape statement. Good night, Irene! Not even any visitation rights for the forseeable future.

Funny is that I knew them both... I was at the daughter's christening. I am her "Crazy Uncle Sirhr." Watched the kid grow up into a beautiful and strong girl (who can shoot the balls of a gnat). And also watched 'mom' descend into crazy. From an executive secretary for the CEO of a huge bank... making well into 6 figures a year. From a storybook marriage... teen sweethearts. Doting husband who provided everything. But she went %$#@ing nuts. Totally off the deep end nuts. She even told her daughter I'm a drug kingpin... among other things.

Just saw my "Niece" while I was in OH... so proud of the kid. She'es even Republican! Next year, she may come deer hunting with us.

Oh well... there you go. Women are all batshit crazy. Except Busenhalter 6. She'es only mostly crazy.

Great story... Hope the put 'dad' under the jail.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
#20
sirhrmechanic said:
Sad this sh** happens, but it does.

One of my best friends just got full custody of his 14 YO daughter... after his bat***t crazy ex-wife blurted out (in front of family court judge) "I hope you get raped walking home." As I heard it, the daughter had told the judge that she did not want to live 'at mom's place' any more. Mom was keeping all the child support payments for herself. And made her daughter get a job at a grocery store and sign all the paycheks over to her... for room and board. So it was a custody hearing of some kind... requested by the daughter, who is old enough to do such things, I guess.

When she answered the judge's questions... "mom" went schitzo... and blurted out her rape statement. Good night, Irene! Not even any visitation rights for the forseeable future.

Funny is that I knew them both... I was at the daughter's christening. I am her "Crazy Uncle Sirhr." Watched the kid grow up into a beautiful and strong girl (who can shoot the balls of a gnat). And also watched 'mom' descend into crazy. From an executive secretary for the CEO of a huge bank... making well into 6 figures a year. From a storybook marriage... teen sweethearts. Doting husband who provided everything. But she went %$#@ing nuts. Totally off the deep end nuts. She even told her daughter I'm a drug kingpin... among other things.

Just saw my "Niece" while I was in OH... so proud of the kid. She'es even Republican! Next year, she may come deer hunting with us.

Oh well... there you go. Women are all batshit crazy. Except Busenhalter 6. She'es only mostly crazy.

Great story... Hope the put 'dad' under the jail.

Cheers,

Sirhr
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I'm sorry to hear that buddy. See this kind of shit all to often. Well, actually, every week. Sound like something up here we call CHINS. Heartbreaking stuff. I hate sitting in on this crap.
 
#21
Yeah... but she is anything but 'at risk.' Her dad is awesome and a great parent. And surrounded by friends who would give their lives for his kid... And, to make things better... he parents... he does not try and be her best buddy. Boundaries. Rules. No is said a lot. All good.

So she is anything 'but' an at risk kid. Maybe someday as an adult, she'll have issues after hearing here mom say that sh**... but right now, she'es just happy to be at dad's. And I am proud to be her Crazy Uncle Sirhr.

The sad part is that mom... had the world. I thought she was wonderful, too. But she just went completely mental. Dumb broad....

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
#22
sirhrmechanic said:
Yeah... but she is anything but 'at risk.' Her dad is awesome and a great parent. And surrounded by friends who would give their lives for his kid... And, to make things better... he parents... he does not try and be her best buddy. Boundaries. Rules. No is said a lot. All good.

So she is anything 'but' an at risk kid. Maybe someday as an adult, she'll have issues after hearing here mom say that sh**... but right now, she'es just happy to be at dad's. And I am proud to be her Crazy Uncle Sirhr.

The sad part is that mom... had the world. I thought she was wonderful, too. But she just went completely mental. Dumb broad....

Cheers,

Sirhr
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I left myself open for that. To be clear, it sounds as if one side turned it into a CHINS scenario. I have a good friend who has a daughter that was with Mom and due to Moms BS the daughter, an "A" student, has been to Jail twice thx to Mom. I don't need to fill in all the blanks for you, I know that. But I do owe an explanation of where I was coming from.
 
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